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EPIC rap battles of history.

13 years ago
Not safe for work. Has some bad words in them. They are pretty funny through. Question is who do you think wins?

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13 years ago

*Scratches head*

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13 years ago
why?

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13 years ago

Some lines were, meh. Hit and miss but the video was okay, funniest bit for me is how Norris owns Abe. I'll watch more of it when i have time, it's for now.

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13 years ago
I liked the Justin bebier getting his butt kicked by Beethoven.

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13 years ago

Who wouldn't like? I mean love! Seeing that happen!? That'll be too epic for words. *sigh*

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13 years ago
It is one of the battles.

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13 years ago

Talkin' about in person. xD

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13 years ago
That would also be epic.

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13 years ago
1. John Lennion

2. Darth Vader

3.Chuck Norris

4.Tie????

5.Hulk Hugon and Macho man.

6.Ludvig Von Beethoven

7.Steven Hawkins

8. Ganges Khan

9.Neoploan Bonapart.

10. Ben Franklin

11. Gandalf.

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13 years ago

What? Napolean Dynamite clearly beat Bonapart. "Your just the emporer of the Lollypop Guild" I lol'd so hard at that short joke. Plus, Napolean had like, one good insult.

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13 years ago
Yeah but that line is pure win. You are the only type of dynamite that is never going to bang.

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13 years ago

One soldier does not a battle make.

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13 years ago
You do know what he said in french right?

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13 years ago

I'm afraid I don't speak French, so no

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13 years ago
Lets say it was very insulting to say the least.

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13 years ago

Send it over PM

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13 years ago
Why don't you put of your list of who you thought one.

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13 years ago

Hitler V. Vader was by far the best. Second is a tie between Franklin V. Mays/shamwow guy and Gandalf V. Dumbeldore.

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13 years ago
I liked JB vs Beethoven and Aberham lichoion vs Chuck norris.

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13 years ago
New rape Not very good in my opinion but Clearly Doctor Seuss won.NSFW

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13 years ago

I'm not sure if I want to see Dr. Seuss rape William Shakespeare....

Thanks for the new rap, I wasn't aware of it.

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13 years ago

Yeah, that sucked haha. The best part was how he said Epic Rap Battles of history at the end. They had so much potential with this match up.... It might actually be my second most hated ERBH

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13 years ago
Yeah it was terrible but I think Dr Suess won.

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13 years ago

Only because Shakespeare sucked, he could have done without Thing1 and 2

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13 years ago
I agree I was impressed with the quick rap through.

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13 years ago

yeah, that was epic. Do you know who played him?

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13 years ago
At the end of the video it shows all the people who participated. he is left top conor click on it to go to his page. The Cat in The Hat won it for doctor Seuss.

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13 years ago
Here is a video of the guy who played Shakespeare. He is really impressive. Here are the lyrics to the rap. I don't really give a damn about a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow if it's being on a billboard From the moment I saw Chali 2na rocking under the multi- colored lighting in concert at the Fillmore I'd kill for punks and b-girls never gonna matter I'll be spitting like a water cannon making waves I'm an orca, I recommend a parka you'll be feeling like you're in the front row at Sea World Gonna hike it till I make it, it's a good call taking the mic and i spike it like a football like a running back like i'm under the gun but I'm never gonna crack never could fall It's like I'm Arnold I'm skinny but I'm picking up a barbell fine gonna make it putting my pen to the paper poppin out a novel in a minute like I'm R.L. Stine Gotta try because I got a fool's chance grab the mic up at a middle school dance Take it from the DJ and I rap until they plug up out on me to stop it or until I get pantsed fuck it, they can pull the plug I'm gonna kick it acapella, Dockers at my ankles, and I tell em what I'm feeling even if nobody is listening I yell it to the ceiling and I celebrate the fact that I'm alive and I'm breathing

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13 years ago

He is really impressive.  The only thing that bothers me, personally, is that he doesn't really feel original.  It sounds to me like he's Weird Al parodying Bizzy Bone.  Just feels like a bad combo, which sucks, 'cause I can tell he's really good.

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13 years ago
This is my favorite video of him. I don't know who Bizzy Bone is. This is actually his only song where he sounds like this.

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13 years ago

My respect for this guy just raised massively. Did I catch him saying nigger in there? Haha, even if he did no one would be able to prove he did.

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13 years ago
Word for word what he said in the rap. I know right? Way better then in the rap battle.

I don't really give a damn about a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow
if it's being on a billboard
From the moment I saw Chali 2na rocking under the multi- colored lighting in concert at the Fillmore
I'd kill for punks and b-girls
never gonna matter I'll be spitting like a water cannon making waves I'm an orca, I recommend a parka you'll be feeling like you're in the front row at Sea World
Gonna hike it till I make it,
it's a good call taking the mic and i spike it
like a football like a running back
like i'm under the gun but I'm never gonna crack never could fall
It's like I'm Arnold I'm skinny but I'm picking up a barbell fine
gonna make it putting my pen to the paper poppin out a novel in a minute like I'm R.L. Stine Gotta
try because I got a fool's chance
grab the mic up at a middle school dance Take it from the DJ and I rap until they plug up out on me to stop it or until I get pantsed
fuck it, they can pull the plug I'm gonna kick it acapella, Dockers at my ankles, and I tell em what I'm feeling even if nobody is listening
I yell it to the ceiling and I celebrate the fact that I'm alive and I'm breathing

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13 years ago

Where were the writers when you needed them?

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13 years ago

Writers, what writers? ;p

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13 years ago

Oh right, they're enrolled in the starving artist program. ;p

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13 years ago
lol

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13 years ago
New one.

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13 years ago
I think Mr Rogers kicked but.

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13 years ago
That was Amazing! I probably wouldn't have seen it tonight if I hadn't seen it on here, and then I'll be at a tournament, then Sunday, then school, so it would probably be a long time before I actually saw it. Thanks.

This may actually be my favorite, but definately in my top 3. They really needed a comeback after that horrible Dr. Seuss V. Shakespeare one.

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13 years ago
This was a great battle who do you think won?

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13 years ago
I liked both, but I think rogers had the edge.

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13 years ago
Same here. I think it had something to do with how polite he was being as he just out rapped Mr.T.

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13 years ago
This one sucked badly but here it goes WINNER Christopher Columbus.

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13 years ago

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13 years ago

Wow that rap battle was awful.

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13 years ago
I actually think only Kirck sucked Chirs was a good rap but kirck ruined it.

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13 years ago
Oh god, right when they do something good they have to screw it all up...

Kirk's was more insulting, but I was way too annoyed by the way he rapped to actually like it, so I'm gonna go with Columbus because he kinda sounded like Mario in the beginning. Did anyone else catch the Assassin's Creed reference in his rap?

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13 years ago
Yes I did. I think he did good actually. The line "Shove a flag up your ass and claim you for Spain!" was fantastic.

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13 years ago
Like I said, he was more insulting but the way he rapped bugged the hell outta me. It's not all about the lyrics, you have to be able to perform as well in order to get my vote. I get trying to keep with the Will Shatner thing and all, but if it's not gonna work don't even try.

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13 years ago
I wait you said you disliked Kirk. I was talking about Columbus.

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13 years ago

My apologies

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13 years ago
This is Nice peter who makes and is in all the epic rap battles.

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13 years ago

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13 years ago
Here is his friend Epic llyod also in most of the videos

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13 years ago

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13 years ago
The end of the Epic rap battles. So sad.

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13 years ago

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13 years ago

Lol that was amazing. I'd have to give the win to Epic Lloyd, but that was one of the best in my opinion. A few of the lines were stale, but I was too busy laughing to notice.

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13 years ago
Yay Lloyd beat Nice Pete, apparently they filmed a bunch of rap battles already and are going to release one a week. For the second season I will make a new thread.

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13 years ago
Epic Lloyd wins. The second best to me (first was mr. t and that polite dude.)

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13 years ago

"that polite dude"? ... Go sit in the corner, written. Just go

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13 years ago
I thought that was more like. We interrupt this thread to bring you a breaking troll message.

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13 years ago

You guys really need to learn what trolling is :P

That wasn't trolling, it was just stupid.

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13 years ago

Bo has spoken.  End of this.

Actually, looks to me like a genuine opinion given in a totally nongenuine approach. haha  Anyway, I was actually pretty disappointed in this one.  Then again, it could be 'cause I never heard of/seen any of these guys outside of this video.  I know nicepeter posts the rap battles, but I didn't know it until this video where they talk about it. haha  So I dunno

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13 years ago

Here's who I think won all the battles so far

1: John Lennon

2. Darth Vader

3. Abe Lincoln

4. Sarah Palin

5. Macho Man Randy Savage (No not Hullk as well, he sucked :P)

6. Ludvig van Beethoven

7. Steven Hawking

8. Easter Bunny

9. This one was really hard, but I went Dynamite instead of Bonaparte

10. Ben Franklin

11. Gandalf

12. If it wasn't for things 1&2, Dr. Seuss would have won, but I'm gonna give it to Shakespeare

13. Was there really any doubt? Mr. Rogers

14. Christopher Columbus

15. Epic Lloyd

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13 years ago
Yeah Mr. Rogers is who I was talking about.

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13 years ago
1. John Lennion

2. Darth Vader

3.Chuck Norris

4.Tie????

5.Macho man.

6.Ludvig Von Beethoven

7.Steven Hawkins

8. Ganges Khan

9.Neoploan Bonaparte.

10. Ben Franklin

11. Gandalf.

12. Dr.Seuss gets my vote, because of cat

13.Mr Rogers no question

14. Christopher Columbus

15. Epic Lloyd