So – Anyway, the only true statements in Aman’s entire account were:
“Killa did hide his toaster in another dimension. And, it was crazy trying to get it.” And “I never realized how much respect one Mustache can have for his mallet-wielding penguin pall. *teary eyes *sniff *blubber”
So to set the record straight, here is what really happened…
As Aman said, we had to travel into another dimension to find Killa’s Toaster…
Unfortunately, there was a slight disagreement about the mode of transportation we would take. I suggested the Stache-Mobile…
But Aman adamantly insisted on this…
…Well, at least the trip was romantic :P …
Upon arrival, we found an ancient and mysterious cavern – filled with the horrifying stuff of insanity stoked nightmares…
We decided that discretion was the better part of valor (cause Aman was too chicken to fight and said he didn’t want to scuff his precious Stache) – so we disguised ourselves to move on through undetected…
Amazingly, the dark denizens of entropy somehow saw through our masquerade, so we had to elude them long enough to change tactics…
…There, that’s more like it! (Or at least Aman that’s what Aman said. Come to think of it, I never did get the costumes back from him)…
Then, after searching the very bowels of this shadow world for what seemed an eternity, we finally found it! The real Killa’s Toaster!
We knew there would be booby traps and who knows what other wicked creatures protecting such an artifact of unholy power, so we donned our battle armor to face any challenge…
In retrospect, we probably could have come up with something a little more robust, but that’s neither here or there now…
I tried to tell Aman to wait until I disarmed all the traps, but he just couldn’t contain his larcenous glee…
Yep, saw that coming a mile away…
What I totally did not expect was this…
Fleeing from the duck for our very lives, we inadvertently ran into another chamber filled with an assortment of history’s most vile super villains blocking our way! …
Buba Ho Tep (Sailor Moon Style)!!!
And This… This… HORROR!!!
And a couple more of these pesky things…
It was more than Aman could handle and he promptly went bat-shit crazy. (No really, he flipped out and dove in a pile of bat poop trying to hide from the monsters)…
*Snicker…
“No wait! Don’t hurt me!” Aman screamed as they all ganged up on him…
Man, you should have seen it when they ripped Aman’s mustache right off - and boot stomped it on the floor. I could tell from Aman’s deranged expression that this wasn’t going to end well…
At least he stopped being a pansy at that point and started helping me take down the goons…
It was a hard fought battle…
But I managed to save Aman’s ass (and mustache) though sheer AWESOME…
Yes, I know you’re grateful for me saving your hide, but don’t look at me like that – it totally gives me the creeps…
At long last we finally had our glorious prize!
But it was true! Aman betrayed our agreement and scurried off with the Toaster – that dirty rotten bastard! I was devastated at the treacherous betrayal – especially after saving his ass so many times…
I vowed never to trust that fiend ever again…
So I went home to unwind from our long adventure, content in knowing that Aman would get what was coming to him…
(Just a slight case of radiation poisoning, due to the Toaster’s nuclear reactor heating coils…)
Oh well, all’s well that ends well ^-^
