No Loafing Around! Escape from the Humans

A grimdark fantasy storygame by Zorquil

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Maturity Level3/8

"Must be at least this tall to play"
Contains content that may not be suitable for persons under age 10. If this were a movie, it would probably be between G and PG.
In this game, you will be playing as a loaf of bread. Humans unfairly bag your bread-theren, transporting them to terrible places. Some get sliced up into several pieces and used for these things called "sandwiches", where they get slathered and stuffed with terrifying condiments of all kinds, consumed without a chance to beg for mercy. Some are toasted to a crisp, made charred for the amusement of torment before consumption. And for those who aren't sliced are torn asunder, being fed to the local wildlife such as birds or fish. Luckily, you have something the other loaves don't have... Hands. Feet. Arms. Legs. And a strange ability to see and hear your surroundings. Whether it's a curse or blessing for being made wrong, you can take full advantage of these new limbs to escape and free yourself from these vile vermin. Will you escape? Will you save your bread-theren? Or will you somehow ascend to a greater power? Well, the last one might not happen. It's not like you're some magical being. You're just a loaf with a consciousness and working limbs and the ability to see without eyes and--You know what? Nevermind. Become a loaf overlord or something.

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