Player Comments on Lemon Simulator 2015

You little snifle bitch! You are little lemon dick and you are chump.

sad

as a lemon, I can confirm that this game is 'very hip and cool' and is a great way to waste your life. if you hate life, just play this game and you will want to play it over and over, resulting in you forgeting multiple things! Such as, the fact that you hate life, the fact that your grandma in chocking on playdough, all the fnaf lore :O, and the fact that your about to get kidnapped!

VERY LEMON MUCH APPROVE (:

One day all evil men will be killed. But this is p good so you don't have to die.

lemon

It was hilarious.

Quick. By the way, burying a lemon would not grow a lemon tree. Burying the seeds would.

A good silly randomness.

This was a bit like toast simulator. Good, need more pages though. Good job.

lemons for life

Make it longer its so fun

Being a lemon is hard

Funny game. Most games of this sort are pretty awful, but this was funny and entertaining, actually. Good job. Short and sweet.

Yay, I turned back onto a human (what, so now I'm hair?)! :D

Good

Writen by God himself.

This is the best game I have ever read. All of your choices affect the story. My favorite part was when i licked the window. I just love this game.

That was a lot of fun! I liked the famous lemon ending. I'm pretty satisfied.

Amazing!

I have my notepad ready, let's play.


<You wake up, suddenly aware that you are a lemon. You have no idea where you are, why you are there or what is happening.>
Yet I'm still aware I'm a lemon. Are lemons even aware that they are lemons? How can one be aware they're a lemon?

<You roll onto the floor.>
Since when have lemons had a mind of their own?

<The human doesn't notice you, but steps on you, squishing your face.>
Lemons don't have faces. And I'm pretty sure it noticed me after stepping on me.

<You let out a lemony scream, terrifying him and making him drop the knife.>
I'm pretty sure lemons can't scream.

<Using your lemon skills, you tie him down and interrogate him.>
Do you even know what a lemon is?

<You explode, destroying the house and the people imprisoning you. >
I'm just gonna stop talking about what lemons can and can't do...

<You roll to the garden centre, and ask about lemons. The garden centre doesn't sell lemons and a member of staff politely asks you to leave.>
Yes, because that's exactly what I'd do if I saw a talking lemon.

<You demand for more information, but they know nothing about lemons whatsoever.>
Stupid unknowing humans. Know nothing about nmy lemon kind!

<You explain that you are human and have been trapped in a lemon's body. Thinking you are crazy, they grab a battleaxe and command you to leave.>
I'm a LEMON! What do you need the battle axe for?
"Oh know! It's a crazy lemon! Go get the manager's battle axe!"
"Not the manager?"
"There's no time! Go get the axe!"

<You pull out a concealed broadsword, and cut off the opponent's head. The surrounding customers flee the scene in fear of you.>
I have a SWORD? I'm one badass lemon then...

<You enter the employees' lounge, and after searching for a few minutes you find a secret passage behind a vending machine. After following a long, dark passage for several hours, you find a candle-lit altar with a pile of ashes on top.>
Now, this looks promising...

<Urinate in the corner. >
...

<A smile of relief spreads across your lemon face, but suddenly a secret passage opens.>
It worked!

<It says 'LOL', and before you can even consider what this means, you are crushed by a falling anvil.>
I guess not...

<Upon closer inspection, you find chunks of potato in the ash, and you realise you are in the den of the notorious anti-potato cult.>
Not the anti potato cult!

<You are officially the world's most famous lemon.>
Wasn't I suppose to return to my human form? Ah forget it. I'm the world's most famous lemon!

<[There are still many different endings to achieve, this being only one. Restart and find more, or leave a comment if you are satisfied with your lemon deeds.]>
I am very satisfied being the world's most famous lemon.


I don't know why, but I just love these random games.

10/10 would bang

I, too, would have stayed the lemon, but turning human is the best ending...

Quite amusing, but that's all really.

This is the funnieset ChooseYourStory game I have ever played! What with all the bad ratings?

Random, But weird. Pretty fun actually

I ACTUALLY LOVED THIS, AND I THINK IT'S A REALLY FUN STORY IDEA. Keep making stuff like this. 6/8

I'm the world's most famous lemon? Do I get to go on tours and talk shows?

This is quite humorous, but it lacks substance.

I GOTTA THE BE ST ENDING

IT WAS AT PAGE ONE
IT SAD I WAS A LEMON WOOOOH

Nice story, however its felt like i was clicking randomly. You should also make a Warrior Cat simulator. Also waiting for Lemon Simulator 2016. =-O

Yes, i just thought it was "So clever" XD and then felt upset that no one said anything about it, just ignore me, just an attention whore =,=

No one's commenting on it because it's been done to death by the "random humor" games. Pretty much everyone thinks it's hilarious to put the "based on a true story" tag on their wacky, clearly *not* based-on-a-true-story game.
Eventually someone will ask an admin to remove the tag.

I've been waiting for someone to comment about this, so i'll just go ahead and do it myself .... look at the tags :|

I got the best ending! I really found it rather amusing! 4/8.

ey b0ss.

That was good, although I've already played this somewhere before...

Pretty good. Although you could've added some more pages and made a few more happy endings. Overall, it was great!

6/8

Very short, with little text on the page. However, you used links and story branches effectively and there was more than one ending. Childish, nonsensical humor suited to young children (or immature adults). A quirky, fun little game.

It's one of those random humor games, so there's no way of knowing which choice is the correct one. All the "wrong" choices make you go back or restart.
From a technical standpoint, it's competent.
Personally, I never find these kind of games very funny, but I know some people consider random violent nonsense the highest form of comedy.

My life is now lemon, I can now lemon in lemon now that I am a lemon. 5/8

All my life, I have wondered about what it'd be like to be a lemon. And now I know. Thank you, InterctiveMaker, I now know about the horrors of being a lemon, and I will never wish it upon even my worst enemy. 4/8