At_Your_Throat, The Reader
woah.. throwback to when i was an anime weeb. this profile makes me laugh...
anyway! hello, welcome to my profile page. you expected something long and well-typed out, didn't you? hah, you thought wrong. have fun scrolling.
One morning, you wake up and decide to have pancakes. Why? Because it's Saturday, and you want something with syrup. But what you don't know is that there are many things to overcome before you get to sink your teeth into this heavenly morning meal.
Try for three possible endings.
This game is meant to be a quick, bite-sized game if you want a little game to freshen up your morning. Now, get to pancaking!
In a small, German village life is small. The Children play, the birds sing, and the Woman gossip that is until on a small fateful night that strange happenings occur and the village is thrown into a chaos.
In this German tale you play as the young man, Guy, who is forced to be in his chimney and has the burden of finding his dear sister and his love and to find a way out of this demonic situation.
But the real question is the one that many can not answer; are you brave enough?
It's just me messing around in the AE.
For many, CYStia is a place where people can travel to in order to achieve enlightenment in writing. For the less, CYStia is a prison. But you, my friend, have been here for more than two seconds, so I present to you the great and noble HOTEL CYSTIA! Please, take your room key and call room service. They will tell you everything you need to know. Thanks for staying at Hotel CYStia!
Recent PostsA very sincere message to my fellow homo sapiens. on 8/16/2017 10:44:53 AM
You have a point there. But I'm pretty sure the Flying Spaghetti Monster has equal demonic power. I mean, look at it.
A very sincere message to my fellow homo sapiens. on 8/16/2017 10:12:19 AM
That's certainly...interesting. Wow. I would have never thought of this before. True, it is mostly pointing toward overpopulation but the whole unsafe sex thing also contradicts the earlier statements of killing yourself, others, children, etc. This whole thing must have been such a whacky dream. Nice going, whoever the fuck thought this was an actual, real thing. Kudos to you, man.
A very sincere message to my fellow homo sapiens. on 8/15/2017 11:08:38 PM
Is there a tl;dr for this? Because I'm just too damn lazy to read the whole thing on my phone..
The End Times - Fire and Fury Edition! on 8/14/2017 9:18:21 PM
I especially liked the interview with Medusa. A fine addition to the site. Thanks for the fun read!
sometimes i feel like i sound like a bot...oh well, back to lurking.
Fourth of July on 7/4/2017 3:51:08 PM
Ah, the annual Fourth of July thread. Someone edit the background like last year.
Nothing much. Sitting at home and respecting our country.
Selfie thread on 4/29/2017 7:13:39 PM
Bishonen literally translates to "pretty boy", basically.
Moral Quandaries on 4/15/2017 11:19:35 PM
Poem Prompts: Any Interest? on 4/15/2017 11:17:51 PM
I've seen writing prompts all over the website, but I don't think I've ever seen any poem prompts before. If I were to do this, would anyone participate?
Moral Quandaries on 4/15/2017 11:13:17 PM
Oh, geez. This is hard. I haven't really gotten close to anyone on this site. I'll save Mason, I guess.
Selfie thread on 4/15/2017 10:37:24 PM
Gasp. As the representative of the Asian community, we reject her. Who will give her a forever home?