DarthVader_13, The Novelist

Member Since

11/8/2006

Last Activity

8/26/2017 12:59 AM

EXP Points

1,269

Post Count

1277

Storygame Count

4

Duel Stats

115 wins / 100 losses

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I'm alright. I mean, I'm fine, you know? I'm a decent guy. Yeah.

Trophies Earned

Earning 100 Points Earning 500 Points Earning 1,000 Points Given by JJJ-thebanisher on 10/04/2007 - For sticking by me

Storygames

Dead End

You wake up one morning and the town is swarmed with zombies. How did this happen? How can you stop it? Before you can get to the bottom of this, you must make it out of your house and your street alive. Anything is a weapon. Battle against the horde of the undead while trying to solve the mystery at Riverland. Your hour variable will  start to drop after a while. you have 80 hours before the plague spreads through the world.  (ignore mission and hour variables until Chapter 2)

ENDINGS:

WORST ENDING: You get the worst ending if you get infected or die before the end of the story.

BAD ENDING: (SCORE=10) You get this ending if you live until the end but you don't complete any of the missions.

OK ENDING:(SCORE BETWEEN 20 AND 50) You get this ending if you complete  1-4 of the missions.

AVERAGE ENDING: (SCORE=60)  You get this ending if you complete 5 of the missions.

GOOD ENDING:(SCORE BETWEEN 70 and 100) You get this ending if you complete 6-9 of the missions.

BEST ENDING: (SCORE=110) You get this ending if you complete all 10 missions.

 NOTE: If you die during the first chapter, then you will be unable to leave a comment. If you die during the second chapter, however,  then you will be able to leave a comment.

SPECIAL THANKS:

tsmpaul: testing

JJJ-thebanisher: helping me with some ideas for the story


Final Destination: Cheating Death

A game based on the final destination series. You cheat death on an elevator and soon find out death doesn't take no for an answer...WARNING:GORY DESCRIPTIONS


Surviving School

The teachers are plotting against you. The war between students and teachers is about to take place. Can you save your school...and survive it? (A lot less serious than it sounds)

SPECIAL THANKS:

March5th00: For inspiring me t go back and fix up the game, and making this SPECIAL THANKS thing possible.

V. 2: Went through the game and fixed spelling errors, added 3 pictures and a joke about Dick Cheney and a joke about the movie 300.

V. 3: Added more to the hall moniter part.


What do you Know About Spider-Man?

What do you know about Spider-Man? Find out in this Spider-Man quiz!


Shoot 'Em Up
unpublished

You had a feeling today was going to be a good day...

You are 22 year old Thomas Harris. You live in a shitty apartment alongside your shittier girlfriend, and recently found out that you have been laid off from the shittiest of jobs. Today, you have decided to end it all, but have decided to go out with a bang rather than a whimper.

You will choose from one of several locations, causing as much bloodshed and loss of life as possible with the weapon/weapons of your choice before you are gunned down by the police. The higher the body count, the higher your overall score will be.

Your mother always told you to leave behind a legacy...and today you are going to do just that.


Recent Posts

So I wrote a rap, you guys on 1/9/2016 1:10:21 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8d9s74lPq8


So I wrote a rap, you guys on 1/7/2016 7:55:45 PM

Thanks, guys, glad you like it. I'm uploading a new one in a bit here I'll let you know when it's finished


So I wrote a rap, you guys on 1/7/2016 3:46:09 PM

Hi, everyone, your favorite Darth Vader account on CYS here. So I recently went to rehab due to a pretty serious addiction to alcohol that I have been struggling with for the last few years and while I was there I decided to write a little rap and I thought I would share it with you guys. The audio quality isn't the best; I recorded it on a snowball mic. Any feedback/constructive criticism welcome. Thanks for being you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fW7T7b78dJ4


Give me good music to listen to on 11/4/2015 10:12:06 PM

Whatever the last several songs shared with me have been I'm sure they're hilarious  


Give me good music to listen to on 11/4/2015 3:05:34 PM

Valid point about the profile pic. Duh. I wasn't really paying too close attention to what my profile pic is JJJ made it for me years ago lol. I guess the reason I brought it up is more along the lines that he was referring to my return after all these years and I just got the vibe he knew me in some capacity so I thought maybe he was an old user under a different name or something. 


Give me good music to listen to on 11/3/2015 11:02:26 PM

Do I know you, Ford? You clearly know who I am since you used my nickname but I have no idea who you are 


Give me good music to listen to on 11/3/2015 4:13:33 AM

DarthVader_13 will no longer be taking song requests at this time


Give me good music to listen to on 11/3/2015 3:25:49 AM

I hereby retract my assumption that I'm sure you're all fine


Dear past self, on 11/3/2015 2:02:38 AM

Dear me from 30 seconds ago,

Um, yeah, a bit real, don't you think? Jesus, dude. Tone it back a bit


Dear past self, on 11/3/2015 2:02:06 AM

Dear me from six months ago,

She loves you, you fucking idiot. Do you really need to reinforce that fact? Are you seriously such an insecure twat that you when you become depressed or scared you have to bring up the idea of breaking up just to regain confidence when you see her fight for it or when you are angry or hurt you have to make her cry just to prove to yourself she really does care about you? You have to know she is going to be fed up with that shit eventually. She's a human being, not a concrete, set-in-stone tool that will always be there to comfort your bruised ego and enable your shitty behavior. SHE IS THERE. Why the fuck is that not enough? Because you assume she always will be? You're a bigger fucking idiot than should even be possible if that's the case. Get your shit together. You have time to salvage this shit. You have time to keep her in your life. I don't.