Lancelot, The Contributor

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3/26/2017 1:08 AM

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39 wins / 32 losses





Just here for some fun. Also here for wasting my time.

So I noticed some of you like to quote some kinda poetry or slogan or inspirational phrase here, so, here is mine:






There are blows in life, so powerful…I don't know!
Blows as from the hatred of God; as if, facing them,
the undertow of everything suffered
welled up in the soul…I don't know!

They are few; but they are…. They open dark trenches
in the fiercest face and in the strongest back.
Perhaps they are the colts of barbaric Attilas;
or the black heralds sent to us by Death.

They are the deep falls of the Christs of the soul,
of some adored faith blasphemed by Destiny.
Those bloodstained blows are the crackling of
bread burning up at the oven door.

And man…. Poor…poor! He turns his eyes, as
when a slap on the shoulder summons us;
turns his crazed eyes, and everything lived
wells up, like a pool of guilt, in his look.

There are blows in life, so powerful…I don't know!

Cesar Vallejo

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Journey to Rhye

You are a winged man. Having appeared one day out of nowhere, in the middle of the desert, you can't remember anything from your past, except the haunting memory of a faraway land, where green runs wild and sky and sea are blue as one. Journey through a fallen paradise as you search for clues on who you are, what do your visions mean and why did that happen to you. Journey... to Rhye.

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I can make sushi, though not much else. I guess my parents taught me, and I started when I was 8 or so.

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Not with your new president there isn't (I think I understand his policies now)

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Don't worry, trust the power of NATURAL SELECTION!!!

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Oh you poor, innocent child...

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The Internet Cancer Thread on 3/19/2017 11:57:36 PM

The avatar is plain painful and cringy to watch.

ICanDoWelliICanDoWellNot on 3/18/2017 11:22:08 PM

Could you tell us about your theme and what you talked about? Seems interesting.

ICanDoWelliICanDoWellNot on 3/17/2017 7:04:18 PM

How many rounds are there? Also, just try to get a good start and keep it up, it's like combos in videogames: focus at first and the rest will flow naturally (or not, I'm not that good with advice).

ICanDoWelliICanDoWellNot on 3/17/2017 4:19:46 PM

Her palms are sweaty, knees weak arms are heavy, there's vomit on her sweater already, mom's spaghetti...

But seriously though, good luck.

Chaos Contest on 3/8/2017 8:36:26 AM

In in full throttle, here's my 125!