MasonJarGuzzi, The Dramatist

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2/28/2017 1:30 AM

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19 wins / 31 losses





Zdrastvuyte! Just your friendly neighborhood American friend! Also, I don't know about you but Putin seems good leader compared to current candidate. Or any, for that matter.



This is done. This is over. You've already lost, you filthy Architects. Barely crawling out of your detskaya krovatka, you come to this world in search of dark magic. While you may be few in number, you are powerful, and we respect that. But you have one fault: we are thousand in number.

I am Prophet Jarius of the Sages, and I proclaimed war in this ancient text:

Hail Sages Forever. The Motherland has officially called upon me to activate a to rid the world of the filthy architects. For years the architects have walked among us, and we've called their people our own! Blasphemy! I have been given a prophetic vision of me, along my brethren, marching across the dunes of the Lounge to face our enemies. I am Prophet Jarius, and I have come to free my people from your dark ways! Today I will mark the beginning of the architect Purge!

"A piece of writing is like a piece of magic. You create something out of nothing." - Susanna Clarke Prophet Jarius, Sage Chant


Many of you also know me as a general in the Brennon war and leader of the Mason vs Kiel war.

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Green: A Mario Fanfic
unpublished , coauthor

Three months after Luigi was brutally killed and eaten by King Bowser, Mario wears green as a reminder of his brother lived and died for.

Hotel CYStia: Welcome to CYS!
unpublished , coauthor

For many, CYStia is a place where people can travel to in order to achieve enlightenment in writing. For the less, CYStia is a prison. But you, my friend, have been here for more than two seconds, so I present to you the great and noble HOTEL CYSTIA! Please, take your room key and call room service. They will tell you everything you need to know. Thanks for staying at Hotel CYStia!


Testing place for combat scripts.

Mother Russia Never Falls

Edutainment game based in a World War 2 scenario.


You are Kamenshchik Entoni, proud captain of the Red Army. War is natural, you admit, but you feel less for it than your comrades. Thinking has always been a main part of life to you, and you stay strong to it. But the Germans have betrayed us. Launching Operation Barbarosa, they've launched millions of troops to the front lines of Russia, a betrayal disgusting the Motherland. Make them bleed, for Mother Russia will never fall.

Operation: Rising Dust

Humanity has spread and leapt across the stars, spreading their powerful reign as far as they dare. The Supreme Emperor and his armada were swept away from Terra Prime's grasp. Now that they've evolved and adapted in this strange new galaxy, scientists are wondering what happened to the old civilization. Now a smuggler living on the fringe of Terra Alpha's reign must put together a team to explore the remains of Terra Prime's old empire.....and they discover a much greater secret.

Powered Up
unpublished , coauthor

Play as fifteen year old, Tyler Michaels. Tyler was suddenly caught in the middle of a freak car accident, and not only did he miraculously escape death, he somehow gained superpowers! Will you be one of the greatest heroes the world has ever seen, or will you bring on doom and destruction?


Quarantined- Hopeful Gloom
unpublished , coauthor

You play as a teenager named, Nick Harris. Do your best to survive in a chaotic, and mutant filled quarantined area.



The Ballad of Mason

A short, adventurous story for the Winter 2017 story contest.


This story is centered around a murder on the mean streets of CYS, and a man on the run who needs help.

Recent Posts

Writing Prompts Week #8 on 2/22/2017 12:43:37 AM

Question about prompt one: do we write a story about a side character? Then doesn't he/she become a main character?

For Honor on 2/17/2017 11:59:45 PM

It's not a fifth class. They're both faction less mercenaries (I think). Plus, remember the ninja were trained to murder, steal, and kill samurai.

Zag Runs Bartertown on 2/17/2017 11:06:36 PM


For Honor on 2/17/2017 11:03:25 PM

Has anybody else found the teaser that shows two of the new season pass characters? Look at the season pass picture, and zoom in closely to see that the front two silhouettes are a ninja dual-wielding two Kama, and a Centurion wielding a shield and possibly sword.

For Honor on 2/17/2017 1:10:25 AM

Really? The combo and learning curve are really fun, but if you're not into hack and slash games I can understand.

For Honor on 2/17/2017 1:06:41 AM

This game is absolutely amazing. I love the innovative gameplay and characters, favorite being the Orochi (first character) and part of the Samurai faction. Does anybody else have this game? What character do you prefer?

What we've learned on 2/5/2017 3:04:50 PM

I tried it multiple times, End. 

What we've learned on 2/5/2017 3:01:56 PM

I put a timer on for 3 minutes and 41 seconds, waited for about 10 seconds afterward. Never came up. I use an IPad; does that have anything to do with it?

What we've learned on 2/5/2017 2:58:30 PM

Won't show up for me.

Cyanide and Happiness comics, anyone? on 1/31/2017 12:45:51 AM