Orange, The Novelist

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4/26/2018 5:18 PM

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Notorious Marauder



Hello there, I'm Orange! I pee my pants one leg at a time, just like everyone else.



















"I think everyone is fairly boring. You're really really boring though. Like white bread on a clean plate but under the bread on the other side is tobasco with sprinkles in it" -Ford

"Clearly Orange is a faggot and also a straight whore" -Steve

"I can fit a grand total of two sharpies in my ass" -Orange

"Nobody can replace someone as worthless as Orange" -MinnieKing

"You're better than average at not making money" -my sister after I told her I'm a very average person

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Forest of Past Voices

Elliot hears news that his aunt is dying. He has to trek through a forest haunted by his own memories in order to see her before she passes. There are two paths through the forest and two true endings. They are both clearly marked as 'epilogue.' The maturity level is probably a bit of an exaggeration but there's some material that is definitely mature in one of the paths.


Penthos, the Greek daimon of grief, begins destroying Seattle, forcing people to feel more grief than ever. There are three true endings, each clearly labeled 'epilogue.' This is my entry for the 2017 Chaos contest.


Warning: rated 7/8 for a reason. It's about the apocalypse, so naturally, there is gore. Not excessively detailed gore, but it is still present.

Song of Nothing

Nothing doesn't exist, but still he helps others and resists fate.

The Ballad of the Orchard

The goddess of an orchard has been alone with only trees for company for the last thousand years. Then one day, a little boy comes to her orchard. There is one true ending, you'll know when you find it because it says "true ending."

The Mortician

I ran my hand along her porcelain skin

Stillness greeted my soft touch

I kissed her smooth and lovely neck

Cold fingers stuck in my clutch


I did not know her when she lived

But here she was in my arms

I sniffed her hair and touched her breast

Her body would meet no harm


If people knew my secret fantasies

They’d surely think me mental

But they just do not understand

I am always, always gentle

Recent Posts

Killa's Spring Thing Contest! on 4/20/2018 12:22:57 PM

I'm 10k words in. For many writers on this site,10k is nothing, but for someone as lazy as me, this is a miracle. 

Choose Your Hottie on 4/20/2018 12:15:21 PM

Jason because Hawaiians are hot.

Pick a Mythical Creature on 4/12/2018 8:12:01 PM
Sentient garden gnomes. They wouldn't do much except take care of gardens and pretend they're ceramic. I just think it'd be funny to watch middle aged women swear up and down that their garden gnomes really were over by the petunias just yesterday, but now they're in the vegetable garden.

How many writing projects do you have? on 4/8/2018 1:32:51 PM
A lot, but I've given up on all but one.

Trypophobia and Phobias in General on 3/30/2018 2:02:24 AM

Same, I thought my reflection was going to murder me and steal my life.

Trypophobia and Phobias in General on 3/29/2018 6:00:17 PM

When I was a kid, I was so scared of my own reflection that I couldn't fall asleep if there was a mirror facing me.

Killa's Spring Thing Contest! on 3/21/2018 3:29:13 PM

Oh mug, I'm in, I'm in, I'm so in. Take my points!

(A)Sexuality on 3/19/2018 8:08:34 PM

Hello, I'm Orange, I'm 19, and I'm bisexual.

Chooseyourstory Discord? on 3/14/2018 12:52:31 PM

Sorry, but there's already a CYS Discord. Here's the link:

Time Travel Destinations? on 3/13/2018 1:20:00 PM

I'd want to go back in time to ancient Greece and see Oedipus Rex and Antigone as they were originally performed. I know I wouldn't be able to understand the language and I'd have to disguise myself as a man, but I'd just love to see them. If there's a translator option , then I'd want to meet Sophocles and tell him how much of a fan I am. I'd also try to get copies of his lost works, or at least tell him to keep those safe because there's people a few thousand years in the future that want to read his other warped stories.