Orange, The Novelist
Hello there, I'm Orange! As the weekend approaches, I just want to lift the spirits (pun intended) of everyone whose weekend plans include sobbing into a glass of whiskey while thinking about how sad and lonely they are. Just remember: don't think of it as drinking alone. think of it as pregaming for a game that's never going to happen.
"I think everyone is fairly boring. You're really really boring though. Like white bread on a clean plate but under the bread on the other side is tobasco with sprinkles in it" -Ford
"Clearly Orange is a faggot and also a straight whore" -Steve
"I can fit a grand total of two sharpies in my ass" -Orange
"Nobody can replace someone as worthless as Orange" -MinnieKing
"You're better than average at not making money" -my sister after I told her I'm a very average person
"I used to think Orange is boring but now I think it's a thin veneer and she will stab someone with scissors someday" -Mizal, 2018
Elliot hears news that his aunt is dying. He has to trek through a forest haunted by his own memories in order to see her before she passes. There are two paths through the forest and two true endings. They are both clearly marked as 'epilogue.' The maturity level is probably a bit of an exaggeration but there's some material that is definitely mature in one of the paths.
Penthos, the Greek daimon of grief, begins destroying Seattle, forcing people to feel more grief than ever. There are three true endings, each clearly labeled 'epilogue.' This is my entry for the 2017 Chaos contest.
Warning: rated 7/8 for a reason. It's about the apocalypse, so naturally, there is gore. Not excessively detailed gore, but it is still present.
Nothing doesn't exist, but still he helps others and resists fate.
The goddess of an orchard has been alone with only trees for company for the last thousand years. Then one day, a little boy comes to her orchard. There is one true ending, you'll know when you find it because it says "true ending."
In a small Alaskan fishing town, Val lost everything.
I ran my hand along her porcelain skin
Stillness greeted my soft touch
I kissed her smooth and lovely neck
Cold fingers stuck in my clutch
I did not know her when she lived
But here she was in my arms
I sniffed her hair and touched her breast
Her body would meet no harm
If people knew my secret fantasies
They’d surely think me mental
But they just do not understand
I am always, always gentle
Recent PostsUser of a Username: Inspiration on 9/20/2018 12:22:12 PM
I was eating an orange when I made my account.
Mizal is now an admin on 7/10/2018 7:37:58 PM
Some Questions for You, as a Reader on 6/22/2018 11:02:43 PM
1) Cecily and Gavin are probably my favorite medieval names. They're still sparingly used today which makes them recognizable but they both have that old timey feel.
2) When it comes to romance, I love it when two characters start as friends and slowly start the feelings train. A lot of romances are rushed (I'm guilty of this as well) and it often seems unrealistic or like the story goes on hold for the romance. The romance should be woven into the story carefully so the plot and the romantic subplot don't compete, but rather work together.
3) It's not all medieval, but Black Adder is a good one.
4) I love medieval stories so absolutely! Good luck!
Killa's Spring Thing Results Thread on 6/7/2018 10:16:25 PM
I wrote my story in roughly 3-4 hours and tied for third. I'm ashamed of myself and everyone else.
Killa's Spring Thing Judging Thread on 6/1/2018 5:25:41 AM
Killa's Spring Thing Contest! on 5/28/2018 7:54:36 PM
Hmmm I think now is a good time to start.
Bad Bad Tobaccy on 5/19/2018 12:15:26 AM
I don't smoke because if I'm going to get addicted to something, it sure as hell isn't going to to be to something as lame as nicotine.
General World Events Thread on 5/17/2018 7:51:48 PM
He's wrong. My penis is waaay bigger than my nose.
Atlas on 5/5/2018 3:26:07 AM
A because we'll need help surviving and they could help us if they're friendly. Also, ignoring them might be considered rude and could be met with violence.
Orange's Motivational Thread on 5/3/2018 10:56:29 PM
Current word count: 11,760
Current page count: 25
Endings completed: 0/2
Alright, so I haven't written much in the last two days. In my defense, I haven't had access to a computer during this time so I had to write the last thousand words on my phone like a peasant. I decided that I'm going to have to cut out two of the endings, so I've changed the true endings number to two.