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Infrangible Warden

Crackas best get they pasty hands offa my rod!

An Entry for Mizal's "Gone Fishing" contest.

There's a profile badge in there somewhere.

Possibly CYS's half-blackest story yet!

It Happened at the Waffle House

Entry for Sherb's Summer Contest thing. Autobiographical. This happened last time I went to Waffle House At the time of writing... very sleepy. Idk what this is, but maybe is good? Maybe is not. If not good is accidental

Of the Struggles Faced Under the Light of a Metal Shrouded Star

Endmaster's Prompt contest 4 entry The prompt was something about becoming a famous musician. Even though it was rushed, I actually put thought into this. It will not be reflected on the final product, I am certain. Each ending is simply marked by the bolded epitaph of sorts.

The Lonely Inn

A rather bright orc's misadventures in a haunted inn. This was an entry for the Damned and the SHAMED contest.

The Sojourner's Home

The future is hard on small business owners! For Endmaster's prompt contest pt 3 or something. (Please kill me. No, really. Please, I'm begging you.) Taken down to be edited. I think I only fixed a bit of SPAG before republishing. Editing is not my thing

Wrath of the Edomite

My debut story and an entry for Endmaster's Myth and Religion Contest

Play as Doeg, the herdsman of Saul, a minor antagonist to David. The biblical story of Doeg is found in 1 Samuel 21 and 22. A "true" ending is one I considered containing an ending where the protagonist accomplished a part of his purpose or made some kind of mark on history. Feel free to disagree or to like one of the death endings better. There is a (relatively) biblically accurate path with a choice between two epilogues, so you can consider that a "win" you want to.

A Dance to the Tune of the Calliope Eternal

unpublished

Crime of Passion

unpublished

Play as a man in post WWII New York. Life sure was easy before you fell in love with a canary.

This is an entry for Endmaster's Prompt Contest 2

Mystery Box: Story that starts with the protagonist being sentenced to death.

Note: There is only one ending that ends with the protagonist alive. This is not meant to be the winning ending. This is meant to be a crime noir, and sometimes death makes a beautiful ending to a story. Every ending is a winning ending.

Gongfu

unpublished

Tinnitus

unpublished

Gut ripping, blood spilling, head splitting, etc., etc.

This is a sparse and incomplete guide to Humor. It covers a few basic forms and principles of humorous writing.

That also never happened.

No. That never happened

I'm going to skin you

I stand with Milton on this one. Fuck all y'all

I see... I see

Why would he do this? I'm suspicious

Wow, thank all of you for your very correct and wise votes. Honestly, this was one of the few things I have written and genuinely enjoyed reading back. While I definitely could have used another read through or a few hundred more words, I do feel like this was about the best I could hope to do with a THUNDERDOME prompt. Now, that's not to say I even remotely pleased ever. Enterpride is definitely one who would probably not find this story to his taste do to theme and plot no matter how much I polished it. That is okay. Now, I did still make a good handful of mistakes still. There were some repeated phrases like Avo mentioned. I also could have varied my descriptions like Mystic said. There certainly are more. Spelling out Grant's speech phonetically was an artistic choice that I would not change if asked. Now, before I cut a good bit of content to make the wordcount, I did have a few phrases that may have clarified that Tiana was glad to see anyone because she was beginning to be creeped out. It was odd to me that a few people thought they were romantically involved in any way. I tried to convey that the book was corrupting Tiana and she was struck by the beauty of the monster that Charlotte had become. It is very possible that it was not made as clear as it should have been.

Hey, fuck you! Your shit sucks ass! Dammit! Can't believe I missed him

This the chick that fucks wolves?

Create a story with yourself you uncreative fuck