ZagHero, The Dramatist

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1/19/2017 3:00 AM

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34 wins / 28 losses





Currently Interested In/ Busy With:  Writing the Collaborative Story: Born Among a Hundred, Not Being an Undisciplined Lardsack, CLOF Art, Keeping a List of Lurkers/N00bs.

The way of the sage is to learn, and understand. 

The sage's lessons are never finished, for there shall always be more knowledge to attain.

The way of the sage is to teach, and direct.

The sage's council is unending, as the masses of lost and wandering souls never dwindles.

Cosmic understanding is unattainable, but something to be sought.

The sage is a person of wisdom, knowledge, and enlightenment.

The sage follows a path to discover the truth.

This is the way of the sage.

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All the factions offer something.

Sages, wisdom and council.

Wardens, reason and order.

Marauders, strength and bravery.

Architects, ingenuity and intelligence.

All are important, and tolerable. They are each needed to keep the equilibrium, and must band together in the name of peace and creativity.

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Hello friends! This is ZagHero. I joined this site as Zaguiza14 on 3/11/2015. My real name is Zane, though some people call me Zoon.

I'm your not-so-everyday 16 year old high schooler. Feel free to send me Private Message if you ever want to talk. I'm always up for a conversation. I like to screw around with alts. Feel free to duel me in RPS.


Alt Fiend.

Rising GM.

Lurker Lurer.

Consumer of Memes.

Undisciplined Lardsack.

Master of the Flowing Fist

Subservient to Count Fenrir AKA T-Count

Amateur Comic Book Author.

SentinelPenguin Fanboy.

Originally Zaguiza14.

Aspiring Animator.

All-round Doofus.

Friend to Many.

Lover of All.


More often than not, you can find me on the Forums, whether it be talking in recent threads or role-playing in the games writing in the Creative Corner. I tend not write much when it comes to my stories, but I intend on changing that by writing one page every day. I have inherited an unfinished story from Fleshnblood, and have decided to finish what he has started.

Please, spend time with the people you care about before it's too late. Show them that you are there, and you care for them. For all you know, you could be the only light to them in this fractured creation.

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The heart is a cold and scathed thing.

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Are you feeling useless and like you're a complete failure? Really? Me too! Don't fret friends, your purpose is just waiting to be discovered! Many of us are like umbrellas, we'll be employed and ready for action as soon as that big ol' storm shows up.

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Steve: Tim, buddy, kill yourself.

Tim: Two steps ahead of you, m8.

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Laughter is the best medicine, and we all have a terminal illness.

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The gloom fills my entire being. My soul burns with satisfaction. The gristly powers of my overlord trickle unto me.

I have made the right decision.

My world revolves around you, Master.

I shall do your bidding.

I shall bring on destruction at the wave of your hand.

I will be the instrument of your internal darkness.

I am your puppet, do with me as you will.

I am a servant, eager to fulfill your commands.

I am the clay of forbidden power, and I await to be molded by your sinister hands.

You hold the strings of my life in your grasp, temporaryaccount.




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Let it  be known that on this day, the ninth of January 2017, ZagHero, AKA the original temporaryslave, has ascended himself to the rank of Senior Servant, distinguishing himself from the more recent additions to my imperial coalition. Thank you, faithful underling, for your service, and may you continue to serve the Count Fenrir until eternity's end.

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Recent Posts

Let's not lose all of our points on 1/18/2017 7:14:35 PM
You won.
The Sages' Library on 1/18/2017 5:25:15 PM
So, we just write sagey stuff in here?
Shiny Rating Trophy on 1/18/2017 5:23:57 PM
Thanks Boss.
Shiny Rating Trophy on 1/18/2017 1:32:46 PM
MinnieKing has been ambiguous about his true name, age and location, two prices of information that would be vital to identifying and locating him. Illuminati MinnieKing These two both have 10 letters, including two 'i', one 'm'. The two common letters spell the word, 'I'm' as in 'I am" or the Spanish word 'mi'. Both of these refer to oneself. He claims on his own profile, "If you want to PM me go ahead, we could build a doomsday device, or I could tell you the exact date of your death... Or, you know, we could just be friends.?" This statement directly proves that Minnie wishes to recruit others in deploying weapons of mass destruction. Could this also be an effort to recruit new members to his cause? He has recently posted a thread in which he claims a shining story rating trophy. His current point count is 1,336. This number contains the number 3 twice, 6 once, and a single 1. The all seeing eye of illuminati has one eye, and resides in a triangle which has three sides. MinnieKing has been confirmed to be in the illuminati. The evidence is there. Believe, poor souls! Rise against this small tyrant!
Shiny Rating Trophy on 1/18/2017 1:28:37 PM
Lol. Never trust the Archfiend of Alts with your own.
Shiny Rating Trophy on 1/18/2017 11:23:16 AM
Exposed? That's a real rib-tickler.
Shiny Rating Trophy on 1/18/2017 11:22:31 AM
I'll get to that later! You just sit there, and get nice and comfy while I gather some information.
Shiny Rating Trophy on 1/18/2017 11:21:18 AM
You're not even trying. You forgot to mention the fact that he wears green, has a mustache, and is related to Mario.
Shiny Rating Trophy on 1/18/2017 11:18:52 AM
Well, I say that you're in the illuminati!
Shiny Rating Trophy on 1/18/2017 11:17:51 AM
That has to be the most lackluster illuminati confirmation statement I have ever seen. How am I the brother of Batman? If you've been paying attention, I'm either related to Luigi, Spiderman, or the Tick.