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*Click on all the items to proceed.*

Small town mystery?

Corgi perhaps gave me decent advice originally, but then made assumptions about what my story and content would be. Even though I never mentioned any of that in the OP and I let him know he was wrong. Suddenly, I'm an overly sensitive, blubbering ball of woman tears blowing smoke through her ears, who won't last here. OK... Well I am human, and yes I did get offended that someone assumed I would produce shitty content based on a profile and username I made in jest. Yes, I felt the need to defend myself. My "defensive" responses reflect that, but I would never post any celebrity fan fiction on here because they are usually dumb and overly elaborate work based on real people is weird. I usually only write fiction. It seems only you lot can write strongly worded responses, but for anyone else, they are seen as shouting and overreacting.

Good day to you all.

I never give up, I just go to sleep.

What part of "I'll take it elsewhere" don't you understand? I'm well aware of the system and yours. Good night.

Um no.

You all can read it if you like. In fact I'm sure there is a good chance you all will, but it won't matter to me what your opinions on it are. I only care if the people I wrote it for like it. Nothing to do with armies. This isn't a war. You sound offended. I'm not trying to be rude, but I write for myself and followers. So if you all like it cool. If you don't cool too. I won't lose sleep. I'll take it elsewhere.

I really only chose this site because I liked the formatting and thought it was simple enough to use.

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I'll be back tomorrow. Resurrected. Just call me Jon Snow.

You bastards win, but only because I'm new. Now I see how you all roll.

Not immediately. I waited till the 2nd response.

And duh, because I don't write for the community here. I write for myself, then my followers on tumblr.

I'm glad to provide some entertainment for you all. You clearly need it.

That's nice.

You all are too funny. Lol.