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Recent PostsRIP Serpent on 8/27/2019 1:22:28 PM
You don't know what the average is, because you don't detect those who are good at it.
Think Tank: Hogwarts Woes on 8/21/2019 6:57:49 PM
If that were true, Voldemort would use ballistics. Voldemort doesn't care about being secret from muggles, he wants to rule over them.
Think Tank: Hogwarts Woes on 8/21/2019 6:47:07 PM
Thinking back, Dumbledore's reasoning was probably that he wanted to keep their goal of destroying the horcruxes secret from Voldemort, and if they killed Voldemort's body, it could be discovered by his followers that some of the horcruxes were destroyed. Then they would be better hidden and protected, and this would be a major loss because Voldemort's biggest weakness is that he likes to make his horcruxes out of obvious objects and hide them in conspicious places.
Think Tank: Hogwarts Woes on 8/21/2019 6:36:44 PM
They needed to destroy his horcruxes first, or else Voldemort would just come back. Granted, it's unclear how fast he would come back or if killing his body would actually damage his soul. Considering how long it took for him to come back the first time, you would think they could afford to invest in trying to kill him the conventional way.
Think Tank: Hogwarts Woes on 8/20/2019 4:06:51 PM
You would come out of Hogwarts prepped to make a living in the wizarding world, but understand nothing about the natural world, unless you picked up some tidbits in muggle studies or something. What about language, math, and sex ed?
There's not enough teachers and moving staircases are a hazard.
Malkalack was banned? on 8/19/2019 3:38:41 AM
You can't trace shit. You just memorize the IP addresses the VPNs use after some time.
Malkalack was banned? on 8/19/2019 3:29:03 AM
Why did he want to be banned?
And how did you find out who I was, anyway?
edit, i have many possible theories, i'm just curious
Malkalack was banned? on 8/19/2019 3:20:30 AM
For some contest I guess? It's in EndMaster's post in writing workshop.
Malkalack was banned? on 8/19/2019 2:32:27 AM
He's been here for as long as I can remember. Tragic.