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I just don't get why it's so hard to write a thousand words about why you're RIGHT about something on the internet and everyone else is wrong. Especially when it's something you've demonstrated strong feelings about. I can write a thousand words about anything. And for all you say you don't have a problem with it, then you go on and do baffling things like say food is no longer "real" or that the taste is automatically objectionable, just because it's sealed in a container in a pressure cooking process that further infuses it with flavor, after being seasoned in one of a thousand different ways. (Just pointing out again that you yourself eat meat that's been cooked and preserved inside pig intestines without batting an eye...) When does the food cease to be "real?" Your earlier description of 'soggy/gummy/mushy in broth or water' makes me think something like peas or perhaps actual baby food are the only canned food you've ever eaten. It wouldn't describe the taste or texture of any of the fish that was what started this argument (none of which you've never had). At the very least I'd like you to define your stance on what is or isn't acceptable and what is the magic line that makes it that way, so we can even know what we're arguing here. Do you eat chili or ravioli out of a can? Soup? Would you put food of any description in a tupperware container and then eat it the next day? We have to know these things in order to have common ground from which to argue from, or tragic misunderstandings may happen. Can you use some of that culinary school experience to give pointers on what needs to be done with extremely flavorful and already heavily seasoned pressure cooked food so that one can't be accused of having 'broken tastebuds'? I mean, this isn't a complicated question like asking you to tell a giant picnic roast of pork with the bone in it apart from chicken... but maybe the real answer is just that you have zero actual experience with the thing you're trying to argue against. Which leads to the question: what was your deep seated childhood trauma that led to these feelings? Was it that time you tried to masturbate with a can opener shortly after entering puberty? 398 words. That's over a third of the length you were aiming for and I just pulled that from my ass in under ten minutes based on the tiny amount you've given me to work with. This isn't difficult. Why are you fighting it?

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