11/8/2006

5/17/2013 12:47 PM

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115 wins / 100 losses

Dead End

You wake up one morning and the town is swarmed with zombies. How did this happen? How can you stop it? Before you can get to the bottom of this, you must make it out of your house and your street alive. Anything is a weapon. Battle against the horde of the undead while trying to solve the mystery at Riverland. Your hour variable will start to drop after a while. you have 80 hours before the plague spreads through the world. (ignore mission and hour variables until Chapter 2) ENDINGS: WORST ENDING: You get the worst ending if you get infected or die before the end of the story. BAD ENDING: (SCORE=10) You get this ending if you live until the end but you don't complete any of the missions. OK ENDING:(SCORE BETWEEN 20 AND 50) You get this ending if you complete 1-4 of the missions. AVERAGE ENDING: (SCORE=60) You get this ending if you complete 5 of the missions. GOOD ENDING:(SCORE BETWEEN 70 and 100) You get this ending if you complete 6-9 of the missions. BEST ENDING: (SCORE=110) You get this ending if you complete all 10 missions. NOTE: If you die during the first chapter, then you will be unable to leave a comment. If you die during the second chapter, however, then you will be able to leave a comment. SPECIAL THANKS: tsmpaul: testing JJJ-thebanisher: helping me with some ideas for the story

Final Destination: Cheating Death

A game based on the final destination series. You cheat death on an elevator and soon find out death doesn't take no for an answer...WARNING:GORY DESCRIPTIONS

Surviving School

The teachers are plotting against you. The war between students and teachers is about to take place. Can you save your school...and survive it? (A lot less serious than it sounds) SPECIAL THANKS: March5th00: For inspiring me t go back and fix up the game, and making this SPECIAL THANKS thing possible. V. 2: Went through the game and fixed spelling errors, added 3 pictures and a joke about Dick Cheney and a joke about the movie 300. V. 3: Added more to the hall moniter part.

What do you Know About Spider-Man?

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Shoot 'Em Up

unpublished

You had a feeling today was going to be a good day...You are 22 year old Thomas Harris. You live in a shitty apartment alongside your shittier girlfriend, and recently found out that you have been laid off from the shittiest of jobs. Today, you have decided to end it all, but have decided to go out with a bang rather than a whimper.You will choose from one of several locations, causing as much bloodshed and loss of life as possible with the weapon/weapons of your choice before you are gunned down by the police. The higher the body count, the higher your overall score will be.Your mother always told you to leave behind a legacy...and today you are going to do just that.

I think it's safe to say I'm a little out of the loop when it comes to recent CYS events because I have no idea what the hell any of this means.

"You wanna go back to my place to make hot dogs and fuck?" Upon being slapped in the face you say, "Hey, wait, we can make cheeseburgers instead!" "Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?"

I've been getting into quite a few different Let's Play channels on youtube lately, and am actually considering starting my own with a friend sometime soon. I really enjoy the two best friends and Game Grumps in particular, and was wondering if anyone else had any suggestions of funny let's play channels I could check out. I prefer ones that focus on retro games and are funny. And ones that don't involve Minecraft in any way, shape, or form. I just love it when let's plays have absolutely nothing to do with Minecraft whatsoever.

I think it varies from state to state. I could be wrong, but I believe there could potentially be legal ramifications brought on as a result of two minors having sex, but they would certainly be rare. The thing that I find interesting is that I'm pretty sure there have been cases of minors having nude pictures of their 15-16 year old girlfriends and being charged with possession of child pornography, which I find to be a little silly.

Such fond memories of bob. The one that stands out the most for me was the time he tried to start an argument with me via PM and I told him to come back when his balls drop, to which he replied, "My balls will never drop." Good times indeed.

Damn JJJ you're such a bully. Rommel hasn't been around in a while, I think you may have dueled him to death.

This magazine was the shit. I think I still have my copy laying around somewhere. Probably won't find it though since I'm too lazy to actually look for it which is a damn shame

This was an absolute joy to reread. Thank you for having the ability to make me laugh my ass off three years after the fact, Zero.

Exactly. A bit of both. Implying he was stupid was very much my true feelings. Saying that I hope he was trolling, since he obviously was not, was sarcasm. Since that part was sarcastic, it meant there was no choice other than for him to be stupid.

You DO realize that sarcasm is often intended to be insulting? A two second google search would confirm that for you if you don't believe me. I NEVER denied that it was an insult. It just happened to be a sarcastic one.Yes, I was saying you were either trolling or stupid. But the way it was PHRASED was sarcastic. I said I sincerely hoped you were trolling. I know you were not trolling, therefore, that part in particular was sarcasm. This is going way over your head and I don't really understand why.