About Me
Well, as of now I am a 17 year old Caucasian Male in Alabama with an interest in public speaking, aspirations of becoming a lawyer, and a passion for writing. I have been creating stories since approximately the age of three. Even though I couldn't write yet (or legibly for several years later), I would draw pictures on pages of paper and narrate them to my family (This was taken from my family's eyewitness accounts). I have, since then, written several short stories, mostly in the fantasy section if they were to be catagorized on this site, although I have never posted an actual storygame on the site. Most of my writing remains in my notebook lol.
FAVORITE QUOTES
"The ships hung in the air much like the way bricks don't" - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
"Eating has been around since the midevil times. And colours has been around since the 1950s. If the 1950s and Midevil times had a baby, it would be a bag of skittles. Happy birthday, a bag of skittles." - Trale Lewous
"Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?" - Kurt Cobain
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it."
-- W.C. Fields
"Freedom of Speech isn't so we can discuss the weather." - JJJ-theBanisher
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit, there's no use making a fool out of yourself." - I forgot who it was
"Don't try to fix the students, fix ourselves first. The good teacher makes the poor student good and the good student superior. When our students fail, we, as teachers, too, have failed." - Martha Collins
"All of us learn to write in the second grade. Most of us go on to greater things." - Bobby Knight
"Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school" - Albert Einstein
"Wisdom is learning what to overlook." - William James
"He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a question remains a fool forever." - Chinese Proverb
"Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you push them down the stairs." - unknown
"i've never let my schooling get in the way of my education". Mark Twain
"One man's stupidity is another man's opportunity." - Myself 5/22/2011
"Everyone is a genius, but if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree it will live its life believeing its stupid." -Albert Einstein
"I don't know what you said, but I know what I heard, and I think I liked it." - Stephen Colbert
"LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! ASSPLOSHUNS! AWSUM! LOLOLOL!" - Endmaster
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Recent Posts
Epic Rap Battles Of history second season
on 5/15/2013 9:39:30 PM
I honestly didn't like Lincoln coming in, I think they're doing too much based on incredibly short links recently. Like how Hal jumped in on Gates V Jobs.
I love that one!
Epic Rap Battles Of history second season
on 5/12/2013 3:16:28 PM
Seuss V. Shakespere was Ok, just couldn't get into Who vs. Brown though. King V. Gandhi was my favorite out of this season, and Romney v. Obama was ok I guess.
Epic Rap Battles Of history second season
on 5/12/2013 3:14:45 PM
Agreed, I couldn't even sit through it.
End Master's Pointless Quiz
on 5/5/2013 12:57:41 PM
umm... it kinda is <.<
End Master's Pointless Quiz
on 5/4/2013 9:39:14 PM
More of trying to anticipate endmaster, Killa? <-<
End Master's Pointless Quiz
on 5/4/2013 9:38:39 PM
I don't think I wanna change it, I'm sure you can find a way to make a disease-riddled prostitute entertaining, only I think it's what would bring the least entertaining choices out of the four, and therefor the "worst" storygame.
Worst storygame: The tragic story of a Dendrophiliac and his oak wife. The dendrophiliac realizes that the world will never understand his love, and he launches a crusade to chop down the residents of a nearby logging community until he's gunned down and sent to join his wooden soulmate.
End Master's Pointless Quiz
on 5/4/2013 2:22:09 PM
"No reason to think it's short. The story coud be you getting to the site of the bombing, not neccesarily having first choice be an explosion. Especially with Endmaster at the helm." Now that I think about it, he could involve a whole backstory as to why you developed into a suicide bomber.
End Master's Pointless Quiz
on 5/4/2013 2:20:27 PM
No reason to think it's short. The story coud be you getting to the site of the bombing, not neccesarily having first choice be an explosion. Especially with Endmaster at the helm.
End Master's Pointless Quiz
on 5/4/2013 2:19:04 PM
C.) There could be some humor involved, but most likely it's just gonna be sad and boring. I like all the others more :P
Escrow
on 4/30/2013 8:43:11 PM
Putting something in escrow means you're putting something aside until something happens. It's saying you're putting the points in escrow.
Edit: es·crow (skr, -skr)
n.
Money, property, a deed, or a bond put into the custody of a third party for delivery to a grantee only after the fulfillment of the conditions specified.
tr.v. es·crowed, es·crow·ing, es·crows
To place in escrow.
