donteatpoop, The Wordsmith
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Random bullshit that makes me sound way cooler than I really am! Does it really matter what it says? Use your imagination. Think of something awesome and that is me, that's what I do. Awesome things. I bet you wish you were this cool.
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This story contains adult language and adult situations coupled with a cruel and twisted sense of humor. That's right, you are reading a story written by donteatpoop.
You go by many names; Ricky, Retard, Ricky Retarded, Ricky THE Retard, Stupid Asshole, Dumb Fuck, Moron, etc, etc.
You are 20 years old and your father has decided it is time that you get a job. Unable to find employment elsewhere, your father has forced you to turn to another option; working for your uncle at an amusement park he manages. Should be an easy job, right? There's only one problem, you're a fucking idiot.
You are the invisible man. The rest of the movie monsters from the silver screen era wish to get together for a reunion. This is not meant to be a game of any sort. This is a potentially amusing short story, and nothing more.
Brothers
unpublished
This is not meant to be a happy story. It is intended that this story mirrors life, and as such, a turmoil of emotions will be conveyed within.
More often than not, this story will take turns into dark avenues of the human mind, and cold little corners of the heart.
In this story you will play the role of one of three brothers. These brothers have a bond of more than just blood, something tragic binds them. In this story you will help them cope.
If you are prone to thoughts of suicide, or become emotionally attatched to characters; I warn you to be wary of this story. It is depressing to write, and depressing to read. But that is intentional, of course. Life isn't all roses, afterall.
Foresight
unpublished
You've been mocked your whole life, labeled a nerd and hated by the general population of the school for no apparent reason.One day you wake with an illness and discover a secret about yourself that could very well change things for you.
Heroes in a Half Shell
unpublished
A quirky fan fic based on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.Warning: This story was written by donteatpoop and, as is often the case, contains a coarse use of the English language, adult situations, violence, and drug use. Please get a signed document from your parents stating that they are willing to let you read this story and press it on the computer screen for two minutes while the chooseyourstory.com permission slip scanner processes your request through your monitor.
Recent Posts
CYS-IS Contest on 1/22/2009 10:16:39 PMAre you in now? I thought I saw you logged in over there yesterday. Can you post? Give me some details please, and I'll pass them along.
CYS-IS Contest
on 1/21/2009 7:07:14 PM
So... What's your username over there? I'll send a message to the man in charge.
Contest Cancelled LOL
on 1/20/2009 10:34:25 PM
Still though, by all means please enter. We'd welcome the company. It's really no different than when EndMaster and I entered one of your contests not that long ago, it had to be on your site. Seems fair enough.
If anyone who is interested has trouble getting through the sign up process, let me know or something and I'll see if I can talk to the dude in charge to rush him a bit. Our dude in charge, by the way, actually exists. lol.
CYS-IS Contest
on 1/20/2009 9:10:40 PM
The sites have formed a friendship once a common enemy was discovered.
And that enemies name is Megamantn.
CYS-IS Contest
on 1/20/2009 2:41:46 AM
Of course you are. Vote away. The only stipulation we ask is that only those who are serious about entering get to vote. And thankfully we can see who votes. It's on http://www.forums.infinite-story.com under the Creative Writing category. You have to sign up for the forums, if you haven't already; it's seperate from the site.
CYS-IS Contest
on 1/19/2009 11:41:59 PM
If "MYTH" wins, that's a nice general one. See how you can twist it, it doesn't require much creativity to make that one your own, you know? Myth could be based on myths, make your own myths, this mo-fo is an f'in myth, etc, etc.
Just make sure that it's not so far off base that no one can tell that there is a myth involved in the story.
(of course this all assumes that myth wins, and right now its ahead by like 3 votes)
CYS-IS Contest
on 1/19/2009 11:00:20 PM
Looks like Myth is going to be the theme, unless some crazy votes occur.
We do have a theme, so if you can't stick to the theme you probably shouldn't enter. At the same time, we try to keep the theme as general as possible so that it isn't too constricting.
Hope some of you decide to join, and good luck to everyone who enters.
question about writer web sites
on 8/24/2008 3:09:23 PM
I found this one recently thgat seems to be pretty good.
http://www.helium.com/channels/24-Creative-Writing
question about writer web sites
on 8/20/2008 4:56:47 PM
The real trick is finding one that you don't have to pay for. Fanstory.com seems to get a lot of good feedback (buy you have to pay); and fanfiction.net is there (I think it's free), they also have a "sister" site that is NOT fan-based; so you may want to explore that site and see what's out there.
Rules on Mature Content.
on 8/17/2008 5:31:59 PM
Well it was originally "allegory" but there wasn't anyone interested in writing on that topic. So jokingly I suggested the contest should be porn, and they went with it. It should be interesting, I have an idea in mind... It's gonna be a depressing porn about a sex robot in the future who is awaked to emotions and feels violated by his enslavement. I'm hoping that anyone who tries to beat off to my story will cry a little as they shoot their load. lol.


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