EndMaster, The Grandmaster of the Dead

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6/1/2007

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3/30/2017 2:54 AM

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Storygame Count

15

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Commendations

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"I swear, End, you're like a little poisonous devil that sits on people's shoulders and whispers evil into their ears in an effort to cause the most drama and chaos that you can." - Axiom

Biography- Fnord

Location- The Outer Reaches of Your Mind

Interests- You really don't want to know

Occupation- Destroyer of Worlds

Signature- Writing: It's more fun than a barrel of Ebola ridden monkeys!

Extra Info- I'm originally from that graveyard called Infinite Story, but I came here as a conqueror because I'm a no good dirty tyrant.

If for some baffling reason you ever have the urge to read something really offensive, it can be found here.

http://infinite-story.com/story/room.php?id=70466

Then again if you aren't a complete degenerate and you really have lots of time to waste then you might like this instead.

http://infinite-story.com/story/room.php?id=28071

Trophies Earned

Administrative contributions and driving insane traffic our way. Won 2007 Contest Having 7 Storygame(s) Featured Having Infinite Points Posting 6098 Forum Posts Given by alexp on 06/21/2012 - For all the great work on the site. Given by BerkaZerka on 01/09/2017 - What goes around comes around~ Given by EndMaster on 06/22/2012 - Because it's my trophy! Given by Fleshnblood_78 on 08/01/2008 - Thanks for bringing quality to the site Given by JJJ-thebanisher on 02/17/2008 - For excellent writing ability used in epic proportions. Congrats on Legend. Given by madglee on 03/13/2012 - Start publishing this stuff, man. Excellent. Given by march5th00 on 11/26/2007 - For exceptional writing ability with Necromancer and for winning the CYS 2007 Contest "March's Madness" Given by tsmpaul on 02/25/2008 - And the award goes to... (drum roll please)... Endmaster, for hitting the top games list! Given by Will11 on 01/15/2017 - For being the best author on the site and contributions as a Moderator

Storygames

A Very Special Choose Your Story

Some stories have a message...kinda...

Additional Notes:

WARNING! (The real one)

This story is pretty offensive, it can get graphic and downright ruthless at times so if you don’t like that sort of humor, don’t read this story. But if you read it anyway don’t complain if you get offended, I did warn you and keep in mind it IS only a story.

Also, don't bother trying to "win" either. You can't. Just heed the moral lessons you may learn.


Alpha Wolf

Old monsters never die, they just get meaner.

Additional Notes:

There are history links for each monster (In the form of your character's memories) and while not neccessary to understand the story, they do provide deeper background. Ignore whatever you might know about various old movie monsters, you'll find that most of their histories are much different in this story.

You may find that this story has a movie feel to it which is appropriate considering the characters involved. The langauge (and violence) can get graphic sometimes, so if you don't like that sort of thing, you probably shouldn't read it.

Finally this isn't really a "win/lose" type story, however there are definitely good/bad/neutral endings. A few endings are even "really good" though they won't be spelled out as such.


Death Song

One musician's tale in a dying world

Additional Notes:

If you’ve read and liked Necromancer, then this might interest you as this story takes place during the same course of events of that story. (Not a prequel, not a sequel, but an equal!)

However, this story is definitely more “story” than “game”. In fact you shouldn’t even bother reading it if you’re intent on “winning”. You can’t. That being said, there is a “true ending” to this story and you’ll probably know if you get it. If you do get it, you can consider it a “win” if you like.

There are a few points in the story where there are links that lead to “Letters to Home”. While not necessary to understand the story, they do provide a little more insight into the protagonist’s thoughts and feelings on various situations.


Featured Story Eternal

The last hope for a dying empire

Additional notes:

This story can be very long assuming you're not dying. Years pass and your surroundings will most likely change. You may very well live a life time in the story.

As with any of my writings, the story comes before the game. However while there isn't a complex inventory and all of that, you can technically "win" by getting one of the epilogues.

There are 13 epilogues total.

There are also several points in the story where there are links that lead to more background information on various people, places, things and events. While not completely necessary to understanding the story, they do give you more insight into it.

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Featured Story Geek

Carnivals aren't all fun and games.

Additional Notes:

While there is only one spot that contains extra histories for this story, it's basically the background information of all the major characters and factions. It's strongly recommended that these are read due to the fact that your character will be interacting with most of these folks in his attempts to successfully accomplish his task(s).

This story has a very factional feel to it, so choose your allegiances carefully to get one of the better endings.


Featured Story Ground Zero

If you see a bright light, duck and cover!

Additional notes:

I should point out that this story can be very long assuming you're not dying. Years pass and your surroundings will most likely change. You may very well live a life time in the story if you're lucky. You will also experience a completely different adventure depending on how you escaped the initial nuclear strike. (Assuming you do survive it.)

As with any of my writings, the "story" comes before the "game". However, this story was written in a "game like" format. So while there isn't a complex inventory and all of that, you can technically "win" by getting one of the 4 special endings. (You'll know if you get one because you'll get an epilogue)


Imagination

This one's for the kids, no really!

Additional Notes:

This story has clear cut win/lose endings. There is nothing excessively unusual about this story, it's just a simple "children's story".

(Yes, you can still die in it)


Featured Story Innkeeper

Running the family business isn't easy!

Additional Notes:

In a few places there are links for history or certain characters. While not necessary to understand the story, they do provide further background information.

There are several endings varying in degrees of good/bad or neutral outcomes. Technically there is one very happy ending, but it isn't labeled as such.


Love SICK

Underneath the sickness there's love...

Additional Notes:

WARNING!

This story contains a lot of graphic content, if you are offended by ultra violence, explicit sexual descriptions, tons of swearing, blasphemy, inappropriate dark humor, and brutal misanthropy in general then DO NOT read this story!

Of course now that I’ve mentioned all the things it contains, you’ll probably read it anyway, you sick little monkey.

Well don’t complain if you get offended, I did warn you and keep in mind it IS only a story.

This also isn't really a "win/lose" type story. While there are some endings better than others, this is basically just a tale about a very twisted man and his very twisted lifestyle.


Featured Story Necromancer

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Additional Notes:

This story is definitely more "story" than "game", however there are two distinct paths that can be followed, each with their own pitfalls and additional choices. There is also "one true" ending in which can be considered a "win" (You'll know if you got it, because you'll get an epilogue)

This story can get long, and assuming you're surviving, years do pass in it and you and your environment will change. There are a few points in the story where there are links that lead to more background information on various people and things. While not completely necessary to understand the story, they do give you more insight into it. The text that accompanies some of the pics are also done for similar purposes (Your journal entries, personal thoughts, letters written to you, etc)


Paradise Violated

Humanity never changes...

Additional Notes:

There are links leading to various background information and your character's current thoughts throughout the story. In some cases these may provide greater insight since some mysterious things can occur in this story.

There are also several endings varying in degrees of good/bad/neutral outcomes. Technically there is one ultimate "winning" ending, but it isn't labeled as such.


Featured Story Repression

Emotions can be wonderful or dangerous...

Additional Notes:

This story has a few bits that are probably a bit on the disturbing side. Not many, but they are there in places. So if you don't like that sort of thing, you probably shouldn't read it.

This story in general is probably a bit odd and less verbose than most of my other stories. There are also several endings varying in degrees of good/bad/neutral outcomes. While there are some endings better than others, this is basically just the tale of a teenager who definitely has some issues.


Featured Story Suzy's Strange Saga

Things would be so much easier if your name was Mary Sue

Additional notes:

This story is a fully self contained one and can easily be read on its own, however it also acts as:

A direct sequel to the "Good Girl" short story in Tales From The Basement.

A semi sequel to the other TFTB short stories, Repression, TRASH, Love SICK and Geek.

A semi prequel to Ground Zero.

As with any of my writings, the story comes before the game. However while there isn't a complex inventory and all of that, you can still "win" by getting one of the epilogues.

There are 16 epilogues total.


Tales From The Basement

Because Basement Dwellers are people too!

Additional Notes:

This story is three stories in one. Your first choice will lead to a separate tale of a different “basement dweller”. Each one is mostly different in tone.

Ebay Escapist is weird and random. It’s the least verbose of the three. (Or my stories in general)

Good Girl is the longest and most descriptive of the three. There is some weirdness going on here too, but is mostly kept much more in "reality". There is a cast of characters link in the beginning to help you keep up with who’s who.

Anime Addict has a lot of offensive language and humor, so if you don't like that sort of thing you shouldn’t read this one.

In all the tales there are several endings varying in degrees of good/bad/neutral outcomes. While there are some endings better than others, these are basically just tales of basement dwellers.


TRASH

Yee Haw! It's a trailer park life for me!

Additional Notes:

This story has a ton of offensive langauge and humor so if you don't like that sort of thing, you probably shouldn't read it. Though given the setting, the language used is pretty accurate.

This also isn't really a "win/lose" type story. While there are some endings better than others, this is basically just a tale about a typical day of a degenerate that lives in a trailer park.


Articles Written

Endmaster's Map to (Im)Mature Story Writing
A guide from EndMaster on writing about mature topics.

Recent Posts

Interesting comments 2 on 3/30/2017 12:02:25 AM

Repression

The group hug ending was just wrong. Seriously a red line has been crossed.

-- Iquarius on 3/28/2017 12:42:18 PM

Love SICK

I LOVED THIS BOOK! I might do the same thing to Jeniffer next time I see her (the poem and stripping of course)

-- Jihad on 3/29/2017 11:24:39 AM


IAMA Crazy Old Owl, AMA on 3/29/2017 11:22:25 PM

He doesn't look so much like a neo-nazi as he looks like some Jarred Fogel type that has a shitload of child porn on his computer. If anything being a neo-nazi would be an improvement.


Ice Fantasy on 3/29/2017 9:31:47 PM

I know what show you're talking about since my wife was watching a few episodes of it, but she lost interest in it for whatever reason and I was only sort of passively half watching it, so I barely even remember what it was even about.

Had cool scenery though.


Mizal, Snake Scissorer on 3/29/2017 8:11:37 PM

Yeah, though Mizal's of the theory that he's probably just some white suburbanite kid sitting safely behind his keyboard talking "gangsta" in an effort to be tough.


Banned4Honor on 3/29/2017 11:47:05 AM

Oh wait, I just found this gem from the past.

Damn it feels good to be a troller
A real troller mothafucka plays his posts right
A real troller mothafucka keeps his hands clean
'Cause real troller mothafuckas misdirect fights
And spammers always gotta talk shit
Claimin' to the forums that he owned 'em
But real troller mothafuckas don't talk shit
'Cause real troller mothafuckas know they trolled 'em
And everything's cool in the mind of a troller
'Cause troller mothafuckas think deep
'Cause everyone's wrong on the internet
So real troller mothafuckas don't sleep

And all I gotta say to you
Wannabe, gonnabe, cocksuckin', faggot ass posers
When the mods clamp down what the fuck you gonna do?
Damn it feels good to be a troller

Damn it feels good to be a troller
Causin' discord, chaos, strife and other ills
Although I could be a good netizen
I'm on forums with my trollin' skills  
Damn it feels good to be a troller
I mean one that nobody knows
One post then ghost when the snitches bitch
Laughing at it all when a thread gets closed
Now troller mothafuckas come in all shapes and colors
Some got banned in the past
But this troller here is a smart one
Started trollin' in stealth and I'll last

Now all I gotta say to you
Furry fuckin', Basement dwellin', Cat rapin' posers
When the admin shows up, what the fuck you gonna do?
Damn it feels good to be a troller

Damn it feels good to be a troller
A real troller mothafucka knows to blend
Real troller mothafuckas last for years
Ask that trollin' mothafucka Masta End
Now bitches look at troller mothafuckers like a meanie
And play the role of Little White Knight
But with just a few posts prey upon a knight's weakness
And watch 'em meltdown and cry all night
'Cause troller mothafuckas thrive on anarchy
And when everything's quiet in the thread
A troller mothafucka clicks the reply
And everyone's screaming for someone's bloody head
Real troller mothafuckas don't post much
All ya see is the mess of the train wreck
And real troller mothafuckas don't take the hit
'Cause real troller mothafuckas always deflect
Now when you're on the forums talkin' shit, run the risk
Of gettin' hammered and lettin' modders ban ya.
But trollers like myself chuckle and move on
'Cause damn it feels good to be a troller

And now, a word from our Moderators!

Damn it feels good to be a modder
With abilities to delete and ban
Everything's lookin' good with all this power
But AlexP is still the top man
So every now and then I gotta keep order
Like deleting a thread or two
Restore harmony to the community
And then ban you know who
So don't give me shit, keep your mouth fucking shut
And don't be a goddamn spammer
All you posters better not upset me
Or I'll ban your ass with a hammer
To all you plebeians,
you can't hope to win
I laugh saying fuck you, losers
'Cause now I got the site swingin' from my nuts
And damn it feels good to be a troller modder


Banned4Honor on 3/29/2017 11:27:36 AM
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Banned4Honor on 3/29/2017 11:12:53 AM

Lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IJCFc_qkHw


Banned4Honor on 3/29/2017 11:03:43 AM

I don’t even know what the hell his problem was, I was actually okay with letting him stay here, but he had to act like a fucking douchebag and start picking pointless fights with everyone in multiple threads.

I don’t even care what nonsense he was spewing at me because he was obviously delusional at that point considering the guy actually asked me for story advice and we were more or less okay with each other for the most part. (Unless he’s confusing me with Drako)

I mean yeah growing up as a poor black child myself in Detroit, I get that it’s tough growing up in the ghetto in a white man’s world, but fuck this isn’t jail anymore and it’s not a goddamn riot free for all.


Mizal, Snake Scissorer on 3/29/2017 10:10:03 AM

I think that was Malk’s point, Mizal’s already killed more giant snakes than Conan, because Conan only killed one. Or at least he did in the movies.


Lockdown on 3/28/2017 7:26:21 AM

Glad to see I haven't had any effect on the guy AT ALL. Lol.