EndMaster, The Grandmaster of the Dead

Member Since

6/1/2007

Last Activity

1/23/2018 7:00 PM

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infinite

Post Count

7740

Storygame Count

15

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Commendations

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"I swear, End, you're like a little poisonous devil that sits on people's shoulders and whispers evil into their ears in an effort to cause the most drama and chaos that you can." - Axiom

Biography- Fnord

Location- The Outer Reaches of Your Mind

Interests- You really don't want to know

Occupation- Destroyer of Worlds

Signature- Writing: It's more fun than a barrel of Ebola ridden monkeys!

Extra Info- I'm originally from that graveyard called Infinite Story, but I came here as a conqueror because I'm a no good dirty tyrant.

If for some baffling reason you ever have the urge to read something really offensive, it can be found here.

http://infinite-story.com/story/room.php?id=70466

Then again if you aren't a complete degenerate and you really have lots of time to waste then you might like this instead.

http://infinite-story.com/story/room.php?id=28071

Trophies Earned

Administrative contributions and driving insane traffic our way. Won 2007 Contest Having 7 Storygame(s) Featured Having Infinite Points Posting 7737 Forum Posts Given by alexp on 06/21/2012 - For all the great work on the site. Given by BerkaZerka on 01/09/2017 - What goes around comes around~ Given by EndMaster on 06/22/2012 - Because it's my trophy! Given by Fleshnblood_78 on 08/01/2008 - Thanks for bringing quality to the site Given by JJJ-thebanisher on 02/17/2008 - For excellent writing ability used in epic proportions. Congrats on Legend. Given by madglee on 03/13/2012 - Start publishing this stuff, man. Excellent. Given by march5th00 on 11/26/2007 - For exceptional writing ability with Necromancer and for winning the CYS 2007 Contest "March's Madness" Given by tsmpaul on 02/25/2008 - And the award goes to... (drum roll please)... Endmaster, for hitting the top games list! Given by Will11 on 01/15/2017 - For being the best author on the site and contributions as a Moderator

Storygames

A Very Special Choose Your Story

Some stories have a message...kinda...

Additional Notes:

WARNING! (The real one)

This story is pretty offensive, it can get graphic and downright ruthless at times so if you don’t like that sort of humor, don’t read this story. But if you read it anyway don’t complain if you get offended, I did warn you and keep in mind it IS only a story.

Also, don't bother trying to "win" either. You can't. Just heed the moral lessons you may learn.


Alpha Wolf

Old monsters never die, they just get meaner.

Additional Notes:

There are history links for each monster (In the form of your character's memories) and while not neccessary to understand the story, they do provide deeper background. Ignore whatever you might know about various old movie monsters, you'll find that most of their histories are much different in this story.

You may find that this story has a movie feel to it which is appropriate considering the characters involved. The langauge (and violence) can get graphic sometimes, so if you don't like that sort of thing, you probably shouldn't read it.

Finally this isn't really a "win/lose" type story, however there are definitely good/bad/neutral endings. A few endings are even "really good" though they won't be spelled out as such.


Death Song

One musician's tale in a dying world

Additional Notes:

If you’ve read and liked Necromancer, then this might interest you as this story takes place during the same course of events of that story. (Not a prequel, not a sequel, but an equal!)

However, this story is definitely more “story” than “game”. In fact you shouldn’t even bother reading it if you’re intent on “winning”. You can’t. That being said, there is a “true ending” to this story and you’ll probably know if you get it. If you do get it, you can consider it a “win” if you like.

There are a few points in the story where there are links that lead to “Letters to Home”. While not necessary to understand the story, they do provide a little more insight into the protagonist’s thoughts and feelings on various situations.


Featured Story Eternal

The last hope for a dying empire

Additional notes:

This story can be very long assuming you're not dying. Years pass and your surroundings will most likely change. You may very well live a life time in the story.

As with any of my writings, the story comes before the game. However while there isn't a complex inventory and all of that, you can technically "win" by getting one of the epilogues.

There are 13 epilogues total.

There are also several points in the story where there are links that lead to more background information on various people, places, things and events. While not completely necessary to understanding the story, they do give you more insight into it.


Featured Story Geek

Carnivals aren't all fun and games.

Additional Notes:

While there is only one spot that contains extra histories for this story, it's basically the background information of all the major characters and factions. It's strongly recommended that these are read due to the fact that your character will be interacting with most of these folks in his attempts to successfully accomplish his task(s).

This story has a very factional feel to it, so choose your allegiances carefully to get one of the better endings.


Featured Story Ground Zero

If you see a bright light, duck and cover!

Additional notes:

I should point out that this story can be very long assuming you're not dying. Years pass and your surroundings will most likely change. You may very well live a life time in the story if you're lucky. You will also experience a completely different adventure depending on how you escaped the initial nuclear strike. (Assuming you do survive it.)

As with any of my writings, the "story" comes before the "game". However, this story was written in a "game like" format. So while there isn't a complex inventory and all of that, you can technically "win" by getting one of the 4 special endings. (You'll know if you get one because you'll get an epilogue)


Imagination

This one's for the kids, no really!

Additional Notes:

This story has clear cut win/lose endings. There is nothing excessively unusual about this story, it's just a simple "children's story".

(Yes, you can still die in it)


Featured Story Innkeeper

Running the family business isn't easy!

Additional Notes:

In a few places there are links for history or certain characters. While not necessary to understand the story, they do provide further background information.

There are several endings varying in degrees of good/bad or neutral outcomes. Technically there is one very happy ending, but it isn't labeled as such.


Love SICK

Underneath the sickness there's love...

Additional Notes:

WARNING!

This story contains a lot of graphic content, if you are offended by ultra violence, explicit sexual descriptions, tons of swearing, blasphemy, inappropriate dark humor, and brutal misanthropy in general then DO NOT read this story!

Of course now that I’ve mentioned all the things it contains, you’ll probably read it anyway, you sick little monkey.

Well don’t complain if you get offended, I did warn you and keep in mind it IS only a story.

This also isn't really a "win/lose" type story. While there are some endings better than others, this is basically just a tale about a very twisted man and his very twisted lifestyle.


Featured Story Necromancer

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Additional Notes:

This story is definitely more "story" than "game", however there are two distinct paths that can be followed, each with their own pitfalls and additional choices. There is also "one true" ending in which can be considered a "win" (You'll know if you got it, because you'll get an epilogue)

This story can get long, and assuming you're surviving, years do pass in it and you and your environment will change. There are a few points in the story where there are links that lead to more background information on various people and things. While not completely necessary to understand the story, they do give you more insight into it. The text that accompanies some of the pics are also done for similar purposes (Your journal entries, personal thoughts, letters written to you, etc)


Paradise Violated

Humanity never changes...

Additional Notes:

There are links leading to various background information and your character's current thoughts throughout the story. In some cases these may provide greater insight since some mysterious things can occur in this story.

There are also several endings varying in degrees of good/bad/neutral outcomes. Technically there is one ultimate "winning" ending, but it isn't labeled as such.


Featured Story Repression

Emotions can be wonderful or dangerous...

Additional Notes:

This story has a few bits that are probably a bit on the disturbing side. Not many, but they are there in places. So if you don't like that sort of thing, you probably shouldn't read it.

This story in general is probably a bit odd and less verbose than most of my other stories. There are also several endings varying in degrees of good/bad/neutral outcomes. While there are some endings better than others, this is basically just the tale of a teenager who definitely has some issues.


Featured Story Suzy's Strange Saga

Things would be so much easier if your name was Mary Sue

Additional notes:

This story is a fully self contained one and can easily be read on its own, however it also acts as:

A direct sequel to the "Good Girl" short story in Tales From The Basement.

A semi sequel to the other TFTB short stories, Repression, TRASH, Love SICK and Geek.

A semi prequel to Ground Zero.

As with any of my writings, the story comes before the game. However while there isn't a complex inventory and all of that, you can still "win" by getting one of the epilogues.

There are 16 epilogues total.


Tales From The Basement

Because Basement Dwellers are people too!

Additional Notes:

This story is three stories in one. Your first choice will lead to a separate tale of a different “basement dweller”. Each one is mostly different in tone.

Ebay Escapist is weird and random. It’s the least verbose of the three. (Or my stories in general)

Good Girl is the longest and most descriptive of the three. There is some weirdness going on here too, but is mostly kept much more in "reality". There is a cast of characters link in the beginning to help you keep up with who’s who.

Anime Addict has a lot of offensive language and humor, so if you don't like that sort of thing you shouldn’t read this one.

In all the tales there are several endings varying in degrees of good/bad/neutral outcomes. While there are some endings better than others, these are basically just tales of basement dwellers.


TRASH

Yee Haw! It's a trailer park life for me!

Additional Notes:

This story has a ton of offensive langauge and humor so if you don't like that sort of thing, you probably shouldn't read it. Though given the setting, the language used is pretty accurate.

This also isn't really a "win/lose" type story. While there are some endings better than others, this is basically just a tale about a typical day of a degenerate that lives in a trailer park.


Articles Written

Endmaster's Map to (Im)Mature Story Writing
A guide from EndMaster on writing about mature topics.

Recent Posts

Games are unpublishing themselves. on 1/23/2018 6:16:08 PM

Probably should just scrap them at this point and try again. If you republish, the stories are going to reappear with the same low rating and then those will just be deleted.


EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest on 1/23/2018 9:59:00 AM

Reward is generally 100 points, but as with all of my contests, it’s completely dependent on my own whims, so it’s probably going to vary depending on what the person puts into it and what they’ve already done so far.

For example if Thotfodder came by and submitted a story, she’d most likely just get out of the SHAME pit and a point reward.

If however someone with already a few decent stories/contest wins submitted something then they might be eligible for more rewards.

This is one of the reasons why Mizal managed to get a shitload of points, a trophy AND a featured story out of these things. True, it helped that she was the only person who joined the last two, but still doesn’t change the fact that she put in the effort to get the warm and fuzzies.


EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest on 1/23/2018 12:10:52 AM

Well time for another unofficial contest for those interested. It’s free.

Topic of this one is romance since apparently some of you feel we don’t have enough of that around here.

Pretty simple, just write a story where romance takes the center stage. You can do it how ever you want.

Doesn’t need to strictly fit in the Love and Dating section either. If you want to make it horror themed with angsty vampires or scifi themed with androids attempting to figure out the concept of love, you can.

Just make sure that the protagonist has an overall goal of romance.

Now I should point out, I’m using the term “romance” in a very loose sense. If you want to make a hilarious tale about a lightning rod salesman trying to woo an 18 year old farmer’s daughter for the whole purpose of sexing her up while avoiding her ass raping brothers, then yes, that is permitted.

(But not that story because it’s already been done)

Also as if it needs to be said, don’t fucking write graphic porn.

All participants that are currently in the SHAME pit that submit something decent will be let out. Winner will get some more pointless points.

Remember to post links to your stories here if you make one for the contest.

Deadline is March 4th, good luck.


Minor problem - Need help on 1/22/2018 8:47:20 PM

If it's based on an existing work, it goes in Fanfic first.

Otherwise modern sounds fine, unless you're doing some murder mystery thing, then it might fall into the puzzle category depending on how you do it.


December Contest Results on 1/22/2018 7:46:12 PM

Well here's what I had:

1st place - Ebon
2nd place - Steve
3rd place - AzBaz
4th place - Malk
5th place - Digit

Still figured Steve was going to win actually.

AzBaz surprised me the most since I didn't think his was going to rank at all, but it turned out a lot better than I thought. Fluxion sort of lost big in this regard since I almost had him in third place, but his ending just ruined the rest of the story for me enough that not only did AzBaz get his spot, Malk got the 4th spot just for the fact that it was consistently entertaining.

Digit's would have scored higher, but his was pretty linear in a lot of places.

Fortunately for everyone Mynoris flaked out and wasn't eligible to win since I might have placed hers at least in the third spot.

Anyway, congrats to everyone. Going to announce an unofficial contest soon so if you're stuck in the SHAME pit, it'll be a chance to get out of it, or you can get a chance to gain pointless points.


Dark, Disturbing, and Dirty Dreams? on 1/22/2018 1:55:26 AM

Lol.


Commie Thread on 1/21/2018 2:51:29 PM

Probably safer that he's a tankie. If he was a Muslim fundy, he might actually go out and do some damage, as a tankie he's mostly just going to scold about all of us being boogee pig scum.


Where did everyone go? on 1/20/2018 8:27:26 PM

CoG-Lite sort of started a little after the infamous "Words (tranny) Thread" and ended shortly after Bad Mod Kiel left.

After the "Words" thread there was an undercurrent of censoring certain things under the idea that it would make the place more "welcoming", though it was only sporadically enforced. There's a couple of other threads nowadays that would have gotten deleted by Seth before they went as long as it did. (The Bantastic Thread comes to mind)

Started getting worse when Kiel became a mod since he started docking points for having certain beliefs, like when you said "Death to America" (Which was a retarded misunderstanding on his part anyway even after you explained what you meant) or when Chris said something about not believing in 500 genders or Briar making some joke.

One of the bigger examples when Bucky was trying to start a thread about the tranny bathroom topic that was going on at the time and wrote a huge post about it, Kiel just deleted the whole thing before anyone could even debate about it.

That was sort of the closest time this place was starting to go "PC" and obviously things don't work like that here.


To Siri With Love on 1/20/2018 4:26:55 PM

Hey we got a Reading Corner might as well use it.

So apparently this book is written by this mother with an autistic child and she basically wants medical power over him when he turns 18 so she can get him a vasectomy and not spread his autism. She makes many other observations about his various short comings and says things like picturing her son having sex to the Benny Hill soundtrack and how anything with that music never ends well.

As you might aspect autists and their allies everywhere are boycotting this book and saying anyone who buys it is supporting EUGENICS. The author apparently is also on the tranny shitlist for saying something about wanting to punch another mother who used the "they" pronoun to describe their tranny child.

If any of you have read it or have an opinion feel free to rant here and if you want a cheap laugh, go read some the reviews of the book.


Where did everyone go? on 1/20/2018 3:42:21 PM

MAG Season - Mostly dull mainly because EndMaster hadn’t joined the cast yet. Some of the older people liked it though. Most of the original cast from this era are dead now.

Mafia Season - There was a boring ongoing Mafia storyline, but this was about when EndMaster joined the cast so he was pretty much carrying this season all by himself. It was still worth watching just for him alone. This was also when the show changed its name from MAG to the more recognizable CYS.

BHB Season - This was about when Berka and some others like Aman, Tan, Uglick and Bo joined the cast. This injection of new blood helped liven up the show. Some still feel this was one of the best seasons since while there was adult humor, it was still fun for the whole family to enjoy.

Warrior Cats Season - We don’t talk about this season. Horrible set back after a good previous season.

CoG Lite Season - While maybe not as horrible as the WC season, it was horrible in other ways mainly due to corrupt producers fucking around with the format by attempting to copy a different inferior show and censoring things that wouldn’t even have been censored back during the BHB Season and paradoxically allowing other things that were even worse! Thankfully those involved were fired.

Still, the final episodes of this season were considered some of the best of all time and introduced some cast members that would become staples in the next season.

Villain Season - Possibly due to all the complaints about last season, the show has completely retooled and gone in a different direction. While this seemingly has worked out with better storylines and cast members like Steve and Mizal have taken more center stage, there have been some who have complained about the show becoming too edgy and grimdark.

So far such complaints have been ignored as you can’t argue with success.