Welcome to the Prancing Pony, what can I get you today, fine traveler? A pint of monotony, a supper of a long life in the Shire with sides of lazy summers and endless feasts, and to finish it all off, our signature dessert of a happy ending? Or would you prefer our special- a double helping of Armageddon, with only a quest- not for the faint of heart -to prevent it?
The special it is, then.
