BradinDvorak, The Journeyman Scrivener
The moment they heard she’s a girl...
...their impressions turned a complete 180...
Do you know what happens to knights who dare oppose me? They’re soundly beaten, torn to shreds, reduced to mere ashes, utterly and completely obliterated. No one can defeat the great and mighty (and—dare I say—quite handsome) Knarr'ator. I’m the best, most awesomest dragon there ever is, was, and will be. And yet here you stand, just a character in my story, challenging me like the fool you are. If you think you stand a chance against me, you’ve got another think coming.
But by all means, go ahead and try.
It seems you’ve found yourself within
The troublesome affair
Of trekking through the timberland
To slay the dragon there.
They claim it a ferocious fiend;
However will you fare?
My entry for the December 2016 Ballad Contest.Illustration: Der Kampf mit dem Drachen by Ludwig Richter
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If you manage to sneak peek this thing, great; just don't rate or I'll
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ALSO, NICE BEARD, BUT THIS TEXT IS HARD-ISH TO READ.
Image © Isvoc and Tarkustralszar. Utilized sans approbation; mea culpa.
No dragons. Like, at all.
You’re Kolo, a kobold dreadfully sick of your monotonous subterranean life. Your heart sings for adventure! ...Unsubterranean adventure! Now, your tribemates all laugh and call you stupid for this, but really, all that tells you is that they’re just close-minded sons-of-cloacae. Who needs ’em when you’ve got adventure?!
Draw for me, Trout! MS Paint me like one of your French kobolds!
Recent PostsThe passing of a member on 4/20/2017 1:59:14 AM
Commendations probably taste sour anyways.
Music Making Programs (Dev Time!) on 4/19/2017 3:16:31 AM
Why don't these links have an underline I'm hovering over them?
E: Okay guys so now I'm the odd one out. ...like...
Mad Libs on 4/18/2017 10:02:03 PM
E: Uh can I blame this on my being sick.
Chaos Contest on 4/18/2017 12:36:23 AM
Um you guys know how that turned out in Jan's contest though right?
Forum Post Cooldown on 4/15/2017 5:05:10 PM
I could be wrong, but I thought this was kind of already a thing.
13 Reasons Why on 4/15/2017 3:34:18 PM
Hershey Choco Bars on 4/12/2017 6:49:41 PM
Nah; Hershey's chocolate, specifically. It's so ubiquitous and mundane that anything else is, in the best way, "fancy".
Hershey Choco Bars on 4/12/2017 6:30:09 PM
Ooh, but on the contrary, I find Hershey's chocolate unappealing, and thus Reese's better by virtue of less chocolate. Gonna have to say that I'm marginally against this.
Selfie thread on 4/11/2017 6:17:51 PM
until I get my dragon sona commissioned.
Selfie thread on 4/11/2017 5:46:24 PM
Just pretend I posted that one cringe picture where the person's reflection is a dragon.