BradinDvorak, The Journeyman Scrivener

Member Since

7/30/2013

Last Activity

4/25/2017 2:10 AM

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Post Count

1336

Storygame Count

2

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Sage

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The moment they heard she’s a girl...

...their impressions turned a complete 180...

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De Milite Inprudenti
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Do you know what happens to knights who dare oppose me? They’re soundly beaten, torn to shreds, reduced to mere ashes, utterly and completely obliterated. No one can defeat the great and mighty (and—dare I say—quite handsome) Knarr'ator. I’m the best, most awesomest dragon there ever is, was, and will be. And yet here you stand, just a character in my story, challenging me like the fool you are. If you think you stand a chance against me, you’ve got another think coming.

But by all means, go ahead and try.


Slaying Song
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It seems you’ve found yourself within
The troublesome affair
Of trekking through the timberland
To slay the dragon there.

They claim it a ferocious fiend;
However will you fare?


My entry for the December 2016 Ballad Contest.

Illustration: Der Kampf mit dem Drachen by Ludwig Richter

De Labyrintho Draconis
unpublished
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WHAT IS PROGRESS?

If you manage to sneak peek this thing, great; just don't rate or I'll hunt you down and fucking kill you be sad.

Also, I recommend refreshing your cache (which can be done with Ctrl + F5, Cmd + Shift + R, Shift + Reload, usw.) on the title page.

ALSO, NICE BEARD, BUT THIS TEXT IS HARD-ISH TO READ.

Image © Isvoc and Tarkustralszar. Utilized sans approbation; mea culpa.


I, My Focal
unpublished

No dragons. Like, at all.

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Kolo
unpublished

Gimmick? Check.

Dragon? ...Check.

Kobold? Chick.

You’re Kolo, a kobold dreadfully sick of your monotonous subterranean life. Your heart sings for adventure! ...Unsubterranean adventure! Now, your tribemates all laugh and call you stupid for this, but really, all that tells you is that they’re just close-minded sons-of-cloacae. Who needs ’em when you’ve got adventure?!


Draw for me, Trout! MS Paint me like one of your French kobolds!

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Recent Posts

The passing of a member on 4/20/2017 1:59:14 AM

Commendations probably taste sour anyways.


Music Making Programs (Dev Time!) on 4/19/2017 3:16:31 AM

Why don't these links have an underline I'm hovering over them?


E: Okay guys so now I'm the odd one out. ...like...


Mad Libs on 4/18/2017 10:02:03 PM
Welcome to the world of Dragons With Hella Ears! You, the Sexy Ambassador named Cyan enter a land full of Jungly dragons, who would love nothing more than to Run with you. The first one, Drakovar, is an Grody, cute Dragon, who works at the Ministry of Penis and Fanatics. He means very well, but suffers from Schizophrenia due to the loss of his Soundtrack. Noted is that he is a hard dragon to Climb! The second dragon, who goes by the name of Yesera, is very, veeeery heavy. She means well, but is really a big scaly face a lot of the time. She's still very rendable, though! Oh, and she is dying of the flu. Our third dragon, and popular fan favorite, goes by the name of Seath! A huge fan of singing, she does this 64 times every day, given the opportunity. Why, she can even throw while falling! But that's not all - she is also more emotionally vorpal than any other member of our cast. Now this lovely dragon used to be the most popular. His name is Mardigras, and he has the biggest belly in the game, if the trampoline themed art is to be believed. He also has a short partner named Eldgar, who you can have a very green date with! There's also this one girl named Quas. She apparently means well, but is kind of a Fuck. We don't think about them very much! And that's about it! All in all, I think Dragons With Hella Ears is a very blue game that everyone should run!

E: Uh can I blame this on my being sick.


Chaos Contest on 4/18/2017 12:36:23 AM

Um you guys know how that turned out in Jan's contest though right?


Forum Post Cooldown on 4/15/2017 5:05:10 PM

I could be wrong, but I thought this was kind of already a thing.


13 Reasons Why on 4/15/2017 3:34:18 PM

/r/lifeisstrange right now


Hershey Choco Bars on 4/12/2017 6:49:41 PM

Nah; Hershey's chocolate, specifically. It's so ubiquitous and mundane that anything else is, in the best way, "fancy".


Hershey Choco Bars on 4/12/2017 6:30:09 PM

Ooh, but on the contrary, I find Hershey's chocolate unappealing, and thus Reese's better by virtue of less chocolate. Gonna have to say that I'm marginally against this.


Selfie thread on 4/11/2017 6:17:51 PM

perfect.

until I get my dragon sona commissioned.


Selfie thread on 4/11/2017 5:46:24 PM

Just pretend I posted that one cringe picture where the person's reflection is a dragon.