BradinDvorak, The Journeyman Scrivener

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I’ve got something I want to show you.

Be good, and take a seat in the car,
and you just might get to see something really cool.

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De Milite Inprudenti

Do you know what happens to knights who dare oppose me? They’re soundly beaten, torn to shreds, reduced to mere ashes, utterly and completely obliterated. No one can defeat the great and mighty (and—dare I say—quite handsome) Knarr'ator. I’m the best, most awesomest dragon there ever is, was, and will be. And yet here you stand, just a character in my story, challenging me like the fool you are. If you think you stand a chance against me, you’ve got another think coming.

But by all means, go ahead and try.

Slaying Song

It seems you’ve found yourself within
The troublesome affair
Of trekking through the timberland
To slay the dragon there.

They claim it a ferocious fiend;
However will you fare?

My entry for the December 2016 Ballad Contest.

Illustration: Der Kampf mit dem Drachen by Ludwig Richter

De Labyrintho Draconis


If you manage to sneak peek this thing, great; just don't rate or I'll hunt you down and fucking kill you be sad.

Also, I recommend refreshing your cache (which can be done with Ctrl + F5, Cmd + Shift + R, Shift + Reload, usw.) on the title page.


Image © Isvoc and Tarkustralszar. Utilized sans approbation; mea culpa.

I, My Focal

No dragons. Like, at all.



Dvořák? Check.

Dragon? ...Check.

Kobold? Chick.

You’re Kolo, a kobold dreadfully sick of your monotonous subterranean life. Your heart sings for adventure! ...Unsubterranean adventure! Now, your tribemates all laugh and call you stupid for this, but really, all that tells you is that they’re just close-minded sons-of-cloacae. Who needs ’em when you’ve got adventure?!

Draw for me, Trout! MS Paint me like one of your French kobolds!

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Recent Posts

Alternatives to imgbox? on 5/21/2017 9:43:17 PM

Huh. imgbox is still as it has been on my end and hasn't raised any flags in any of my browsers, but in any case I tested out ImgBB (bear in mind it was simply the first Google result) and it appears to work similarly.

If you happen to have images with particularly small filesizes—we're talking 32 kB or fewer—and don't mind potentially really long strings of text in src attributes, you can also forego hosting entirely and convert them into data URIs.

Alternatives to imgbox? on 5/21/2017 9:08:22 PM

Works for me.

E: Oh, lol. Worked for me, more like.

Its Britney Bitch on 5/7/2017 2:03:52 AM

I choose to believe people looked at mine... :(

Post Title as Document Title on 5/6/2017 7:39:41 PM

Currently, the document title of every post is "Read Message >". Neither it nor the URL is indicative of the post's actual content, and it means you can't search through your browser history for a specific post by title. So, I propose that the "Read Message" is instead replaced with the title given to the post by the OP.

Interesting Meta on 5/6/2017 7:28:40 PM

Yeah, dude. I've never been listed as anything but the lowest of the low and it's killing my mood.

Global font and page image? on 4/26/2017 10:32:46 PM

Yeah, you can just combine the two, and even add some whitespace so it's a little easier to look at:

p { color: #009999; } body { background: url('INSERT URL'); }

Put it between the $PAGETEXT and style stuff, naturally. I'd have it like that here if it would have let me.

The passing of a member on 4/20/2017 1:59:14 AM

Commendations probably taste sour anyways.

Music Making Programs (Dev Time!) on 4/19/2017 3:16:31 AM

Why don't these links have an underline I'm hovering over them?

E: Okay guys so now I'm the odd one out.

Mad Libs on 4/18/2017 10:02:03 PM
Welcome to the world of Dragons With Hella Ears! You, the Sexy Ambassador named Cyan enter a land full of Jungly dragons, who would love nothing more than to Run with you. The first one, Drakovar, is an Grody, cute Dragon, who works at the Ministry of Penis and Fanatics. He means very well, but suffers from Schizophrenia due to the loss of his Soundtrack. Noted is that he is a hard dragon to Climb! The second dragon, who goes by the name of Yesera, is very, veeeery heavy. She means well, but is really a big scaly face a lot of the time. She's still very rendable, though! Oh, and she is dying of the flu. Our third dragon, and popular fan favorite, goes by the name of Seath! A huge fan of singing, she does this 64 times every day, given the opportunity. Why, she can even throw while falling! But that's not all - she is also more emotionally vorpal than any other member of our cast. Now this lovely dragon used to be the most popular. His name is Mardigras, and he has the biggest belly in the game, if the trampoline themed art is to be believed. He also has a short partner named Eldgar, who you can have a very green date with! There's also this one girl named Quas. She apparently means well, but is kind of a Fuck. We don't think about them very much! And that's about it! All in all, I think Dragons With Hella Ears is a very blue game that everyone should run!

E: Uh can I blame this on my being sick.

Chaos Contest on 4/18/2017 12:36:23 AM

Um you guys know how that turned out in Jan's contest though right?