Awesomeland - The Adventure Begins

Player Rating3.59/8

"#590 overall, #9 for 2010"
based on 154 ratings since 10/17/2010
played 1,727 times (finished 203)

Story Difficulty3/8

"trek through the forest"

Play Length2/8

"So short yo' momma thought it was a recipe"

Maturity Level4/8

"need to be accompanied by an adult"
Contains content that may not be suitable for persons under age 13. If this were a movie, it would probably be PG.



Awesomeland is a funny serious adventure. That is to say, it is about a ridiculous world where ridiculous things are about as common as your average house fly.

It is a true statement when in Awesomeland to say “High fives can save the world”, or “Angry kittens are no match for laser beams. Awesomeland is not a place for kid gloves. At the gates to Awesomeland if you are found wearing any type of protective gear such as a helmet or a padded vest you will be promptly beaten and disposed of.

Now it is nearly time to begin this adventure so prepare to embody a man named "Face Champion", the strongest and most clever man alive. Only one man in this entire awesome world has ever rivaled his amazingness. Only one man has ever come close to beating his record at space invaders. In truth, there is only one man who can defeat Face Champion, and that man is... LAVABEARD!

As you begin Chapter One of Awesomeland – The Adventure Begins, remember, only a true hero will find their way through to the end of this awesome tale. Are you a true hero, or shall you turn around and head for Lamesauceland right now?

Player Comments

This game's maturity level is misleading. I thought this was a game for kids to be honest.

Alright, i'll start with my criticism now.

The thing that I hate about most stories is that the first page doesn't hook me at all. It is the foundation of your storygame! At least you make up for it by making your game interesting.

Second, this game is... random. I understand that it may be the whole point but you didn't do a fine job being random. This game's idea wasn't really thought out and every option on the game is random.

Here's my third point. I gone through about 4 endings and realized that this game is so linear. So much end game and leave comments links that your story ends in 3 clicks or so. I gave up trying to find the other endings because i'm sure that the game will end suddenly.

The fourth point? The maturity level. How is this game a choking hazard for children under 4 if it includes swearing?

The fifth point? The description says that this game is a serious funny storygame. There's clearly a difference between a game with random choices and a funny serious story with a plot. It's simply too random to be considered a story at all! A story have a well thought plot and not just random choices.

Here are some positives:

The author of this story did a good job putting details into this story. At least you didn't make this story boring. The only problem is the slightly random first page.
-- Plelb on 1/21/2017 11:01:09 AM with a score of 0
Awesome story! I can't wait for Chapter 2. Also, Curse you Lavabeard! I hope you rot in Hell!
-- TheGamerWolf on 4/30/2019 4:07:05 PM with a score of 0
wow, this really sucked. its refreshing though. I think the creator was drunk
-- EmeraldSword on 2/4/2019 8:38:47 PM with a score of 0
Flamethrowed that kittens ass!
-- Sinister6 on 12/18/2017 8:15:31 AM with a score of 0
Good story. My only complaint is that it said it was G when it was more like PG-13.
-- Morganis on 9/5/2016 8:06:55 PM with a score of 0
a good game, but it was pretty short
-- thebigE on 4/23/2016 3:59:21 PM with a score of 0
It was weird and funny, definitely random in a good way. However, the language was a bit much, especially for something that's supposed to be okay for children over 4. It made the story hard to enjoy. The difficulty, length and maturity aren't set right.
Still, it was well written and, like I said, funny. It was pretty good.
-- Ninja_Kirby on 4/11/2016 8:59:57 PM with a score of 0
WHATTT?!?!? It was just getting so good and funny and it stops. I'm so sad, but i can't wait for Chapter 2. Good Job!
-- CurseOfTime on 12/16/2015 10:07:38 PM with a score of 0
Are you kidding me? It was so good, and then, wait for Chapter two? What is this nonsense? Why not just write the whole thing?
-- Corgi213 on 9/4/2015 9:48:11 PM with a score of 0
Awesomeness has it
-- nickshetty on 8/15/2015 11:00:28 AM with a score of 0
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