Player Comments on The worst game of all time

Stay away. Far, far away.

Sigh

Au contraire, Villainous. Capy will be summoned...

Oh no, Malkalack, my plans are going along quite perfectly now. I would say you and everyone else's days are numbered.

(PS; how is this not deleted yet?)

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Welp, now that Fazz has an account...

your days are numbered, Villainous.

... *sigh* Another point for me, then.

AMAZING lol not

This is sacred, Fazzy ground!

I am so honoured that my game ended up becoming a chatroom for Fazz and Company. Especially a game like this one.

Wow, my grammar fails me so much sometimes.

http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/13341

Hey fazz, that thres is mainly for jokes I guess haha. I can't speak for everyone, but some people want you to join because you are a great reviewer. In the thread I will link below, I have recommended a view comments of yours for featuring. If you had an account, you would be rewarded with 'points', the same way you would if you rated a game.

And lastly, a games comment section isn't a great place to have a chat haha

Oh wait... there's a fourth one...

Fazz's Current Reasons to Make an Account - List:
-Writing, I think?
-There's some correlation between points and featured comments, I just don't know what.
-Having a lovely chat with MissVillanous.
-A bunch of people have written in the comments, saying how I should really make an account. I can't say why this occurs, considering all I do is visit this site usually when I'm bored, and leave comments. :p. I'm not sure if this is an adequate reason, but, yeah...

Some say I should join the forums, some say I should just, like, make an account. I've never actually been to the forums, and I just went today. There was this one message that was titled "Fazz Theories", where a bunch of people thought about who I could be.

I'm not really sure what to think about that. I'm nothing special; just a guy who plays storygames.

I haven't seen anyone under the anon screename of "Fazz", besides me. That forum post kind of scared me, because now I'm afraid some 10 year old is going to make an account claiming to be me.

Gee, that's actually really nightmarish.

Wait... that's another reason to the list!

Fazz's Current Reasons to Make an Account - List:
1)Writing, I think?
2)There's some correlation between points and featured comments, I just don't know what.
3)Having a lovely chat with MissVillanous.
4)A bunch of people have written in the comments, saying how I should really make an account. I can't say why this occurs, considering all I do is visit this site usually when I'm bored, and leave comments. :p. I'm not sure if this is an adequate reason, but, yeah...
5)If I make an account, people would know that I am the only Fazz... and if I don't, someone might make one and claim to be me.

Holy crap, I can't even imagine that.

No, that would suck...

So I guess I should make an account...

...

Nah. One day. But not today...

Hm. You want to have a discussion with me?

Fazz's Current Reasons to Make an Account - List:
-Writing, I think?
-There's some correlation between points and featured comments, I just don't know what.
-Having a lovely chat with MissVillanous.

Oh yup... I'll go make an account now...

Nah I'm just kidding. Maybe one day I'll make an account, but today's not the day.

I AM IN LOVE :)


I LOVE THISSSSSS

Fazz, you really should make an account. I really want to have a discussion with you. It sounds like it would be quite enjoyable.

This story lived up to its name. Congratulations.

I can't... stop... playing IT! GRAAARGH!

Oh ho ho. This was... something.

Yuck

When I read the comments of this game and the description that you gave it I thought that reading and rating this would be nothing more than a quick and easy way to get an exp. point and maybe some comic relief. Boy, was I wrong.

This game truly is the epitome of social commentary, I wish I knew how but I like to nominate you for a Pulitzer because of this... this masterpiece. In my humble opinion your use of metaphors to describe the inherent decadence and moral decline of the social 1% paints a vivid picture and really fits into the 'zeitgeist' of a crisis-ridden America.

Of course, then the 'protagonist' quite literally, burned his bridges with his lifestyle and becomes a socio-economic pariah because of his old life after which he realizes that money cannot buy love or friendship. The 'zoo' that he goes to next, which is clearly a metaphor for the contemporary society in which everyone looks at each other as if they are of different species, really captures the general mood of bewilderment that the protagonist feels.

Furthermore, the use of a simplistic, almost childlike, English is both an amazing piece of critique against classical and contemporary literature and an excellent example of the post-modern world wherein an author must not stand above the people in his ivory tower, writing epics and Literature, but must represent the 'common' man and his way of life, in this case his aversion and mistrust of the 'elites'.

Therefore I applaud you for this work of art that will surely go down into the annals of human history as one of the key works of literature of our age. I had no other option, nor willingness, to rate this any lower than an 8/8. Bravo, bravo!

(No, but seriously, troll game is obviously trolling. I've given it a 1/8) :)

This is the worst of the worst.

I've seen worse...

Buta, I wandz ta trow a big mega duper parti!! y u no let me doze diz! Y u maka de peepz h8 on meh? i doze not lyk dis gam, cuz its dumb, n stewpid! I h8 u n hope u derpth so hardth dat u brake ur fukin face!.....Im jus kiding, doze not hurt me, ok, plez, ya?

Hey look, a title! It's like, the best explanation of this game there is!

Whats the troll level?

"...IT'S OVER 9000!!!!" -Vegeta

suuuuuuuuuks

"Special thanks to Fazz, no this isn't a troll game, just an experiment. And yes, I am a hypocrite and proud. Haven't you read my profile?" - You made this game as an experiment to see the reactions, and possibly piss off some members of the community. If that isn't trolling, I don't know what is.

ALso, Fazz, get an account already xD Your bloody awesome.

Rating 8/10 because of the obvious effort put into spelling every single word incorrectly. How long did this take to write? You should really look into a publishing deal. This book would be a hit with 8 year olds laughing at your deplorable grammar, writing, stile, spelling, punctuation etc.

"No, this isn't a troll game, just some sort of experiment. Yup."

-MissVillanous, 2014.

"pepl tak al of ur stuff and burn ur hous u survive but ar al burned and scarrrred al over cos if the fire"

-MissVillanous's story, 2014.

B.S. Game over, mate.

Obvious troll is obvious.

Seriously? Are you, like, 12?

Unlike others, I won't bother myself to write up a long comment about the errors that I noticed, and read from previous comments, about the storygame, and compile them in a way to show you how to improve yourself because I feel that would benifit you. Well, let's be honest here, that wouldn't benefit you in anyway shape/form because all these errors are glaringly obvious, and you would take 0% from my meaningful comment. That I, Fazz, take the time out to write for you, in hopes of encouraging your writing, because I personally take leisure and enjoy reading stories on this site, and of course offering them my feedback.

I actually applaud you, because well, your obvious plea for attention has worked. All you have to do is scroll through the comments in order to find out.

But then again, I stop applauding, and get a frown and scowl on my face, because this is, after all, a troll game.

CYS doesn't need this immature-like crap, wheter its intended or not (although its pretty obvious this is very intended). Please, if you are going to contribute to this site in ANY meaningful way, try to stray away from troll games that shouldn't have been published in the first place. If you actually made a game that got a less-than-4 rating, instead of this abomination of a game, that would be a whole lot better than making a troll game. Why? Because at least that's an actual game, and really, I don't think you would be angering the community in anyway. More likely, I, myself, and others would give you MEANINGFUL comments that would help you and encourage your writing.

By making troll games that only succeeed in riling up everyone in a fury, you are going to look like the ass of this site. And remember, nobody likes asses. Why? Because they are, simply put, Anti-Pro. What some would call the "party-pooper".

So therefore, I suggest you cut the crap and make this your first and last troll game on this site.

MissVillianous, please try to write an actual storygame. And if you aren't, then, well... "...would you ever so kindly get off this site and please go fuck yourself with a cactus. Thank you." (jamescoker1226).

I also like how you seem to judge storygames in the way of an insult, like coolgirl's twilight fanfic, like as if you know anything about making a good storygame. There's a word for that... it's called being a hypocrite.

The whole vibe you give off of yourself, the way you insulted, instead of encouraged, coolgirl's writing, and now making troll games like this, just makes me think of a nasty little gremlin. So I suggest you shape yourself up, or ship yourself out.

*Sigh* But fuck it, I'm only making you happy when I take my personal time to talk about your storygame, right? So why even bother posting this?

1/8. If this isn't a troll game (VERY UNLIKELY, HOWEVER) then I think the author should go back, and really revis-

No, I'm going to stop, because the grammar... the writing... it can't be real.

You're awesome!

Woah. You were right. Was that on purpose? .....

Definite troll game. My comment has more effort put into it then this game. Sorry, but it's the truth.

The plot was very bad.
The grammar was unacceptable.
This game shouldn't have been published.
You seem to be trolling us. I come to this conclusion from you insult coolgirl about her story and the description you wrote for this. It isn't acceptable and if you truly want to write a good story, then put some effort into it.

As nice as I try to be when rating story-games, this is an abomination, the proportions of which would make H.P. Lovecraft step back and say "Who thinks of this shit, man?"

Actually, the previous statement almost paints this piece of shit in a positive light, compared to what I actually think of it. I think this could game could have been written by a mentally retarded, feminist possum. The stupidity that emanates from this game evades description. People like you almost make me wish that there is a Hell. Now would you ever so kindly get off this site and please go fuck yourself with a cactus. Thank you.

DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!DELEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETE!

...Why?