Aries, The Contributor

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8/17/2021 5:42 PM

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I'm not sure why I come back to this website, given that I've never written a chooseyourstory and the only one that has ever had an impact on me was that masterpiece about the Irish revolution. Yet here I am, on the same school chromebook that I used 5 years ago as a frantic 12 year old, doing the only thing they know how when they are forced to start a Jesus PIzza Club at their local middle school, which is ask nerds on a forum for advice. It's a hot summer, I'm 16 now, and I can't sleep because I drank a Monster energy too late into the afternoon. I started reading again, and finished a book today, which I guess led me here, because I'm thinking about writing a story about a woman with a melted face and the invisible third side of a love triangle. I find it funny that on my post about Jesus Pizza, I said I was straight. Anyway, heres to the 3 unread birthday messages I've collected since I've been gone. 


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Hi on 3/16/2018 3:00:31 PM

Hi, shitzulover. Do you really love shih tzus?

RIP Stephen Hawking on 3/15/2018 11:26:20 AM

He? Or his robo-voice?

RIP Stephen Hawking on 3/14/2018 8:18:29 PM

Hawking was a pretty rad guy. It's crazy how much he accomplished even with his disability, and he really had character too. 

Rest in peace, buddy. Thanks for stopping by in this universe.

Tattoo thread? on 3/7/2018 6:29:04 PM

I will embrace my new title as the Pizza Club Girl and go somewhere else. 

Tattoo thread? on 3/7/2018 6:25:23 PM

That tongue emoji you put makes me not want to agree with you.

Tattoo thread? on 3/7/2018 10:25:51 AM

I keep running into beavers in my life. So maybe one day I'll get a small beaver on my forearm or something.

Please Help. on 3/7/2018 10:23:15 AM

We can't because there'll be people watching us at the club (although they aren't legally allowed to talk to us because of separation of church/state)

Please Help. on 3/6/2018 7:30:51 PM

Quite unfortunately in this situation, I'm straight.

Please Help. on 3/6/2018 7:28:11 PM

She has a lot to do. She's the author of a book and the CEO of Boogie Wipes.

Please Help. on 3/6/2018 7:26:57 PM

There's already a GSA club and while I was making my poster The Moms were unapologetically roasting it in the background.