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Hi, shitzulover. Do you really love shih tzus?

He? Or his robo-voice?

Hawking was a pretty rad guy. It's crazy how much he accomplished even with his disability, and he really had character too. 

Rest in peace, buddy. Thanks for stopping by in this universe.

I will embrace my new title as the Pizza Club Girl and go somewhere else. 

That tongue emoji you put makes me not want to agree with you.

I keep running into beavers in my life. So maybe one day I'll get a small beaver on my forearm or something.

We can't because there'll be people watching us at the club (although they aren't legally allowed to talk to us because of separation of church/state)

Quite unfortunately in this situation, I'm straight.

She has a lot to do. She's the author of a book and the CEO of Boogie Wipes.

There's already a GSA club and while I was making my poster The Moms were unapologetically roasting it in the background.