When was I shitposting just now? Also, what exactly do you mean by lurk? I get the gist, but still.

Except there is such thing as excess. Just because it would make a normal person gag or make them shocked doesn't mean it is edgy. Edgy means its at the front of a trend or is tense and irritable. That doesn't mean you slap around insults at random people like there is no tomorrow. End was doing "edgy" right because he was being irritated by all our entries, basically none of which were truly "edgy." You, on the other hand, are not being irritable, tense, or at the forefront of a trend, and are not edgy. So, please do me a favor, and actually give me real opinions instead of your half-baked notions of importance.

"Blind people aren't human" That's a little excessive don't you think? Also, when do we learn who won? Not that I think I won or anything, but I still want to see who did.

If I was really going to play stupid, I would ask what an IP is. Oh well.

Me? What do I have to do with this?

We weren't ALL shitty? Thanks for the compliment.

But I'm truly curious: Was mine at least a little edgy? I feel like I beat the entry that Failure sent in... right?

EdgeMaster 2.0 right here.

Thanks for the positive review. You spent far less time killing me than any other submission. I was sad at that. 40% of the reason I wrote this was to get your review. Your jokes weren't even original, except for the first paragraph. Thanks for ruining my dream of being dissed by you...

What? I got inspired.