Cant_Stop_Genghis, The Reader

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9/26/2016

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1/22/2017 5:30 PM

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Hello. I am Genghis Khan, Scourge of God. You may address Genghis Khan as Genghis Khan or Chinghis Han, depending on how sensual you are feeling.

Recent Posts

political compass on 1/22/2017 2:21:46 PM

Genghis Khan is here after 1000 years, no? We're still working out the "Immunity to Holy Weapons" things.


political compass on 1/22/2017 2:05:04 PM

Why?


political compass on 1/22/2017 1:52:33 PM

Chaotic good means you do not adhere to strict sense of morality, only that you push for goals of good in ways that are not rightly predictable. Genghis Khan created calculated chaos and the first federal order that the world has ever seen. Chaos was never the goal.


political compass on 1/22/2017 1:38:42 PM

Silly half-witch. Genghis Khan is Chaotic Good!


political compass on 1/22/2017 1:35:16 PM

Hello. Today Genghis Khan takes the test!

I'd always support my country, whether right or wrong.

What!? GENGHIS NEVER WRONG! I AM GENGHIS MOTHERFUCKING KHAN!

No one chooses their country of birth, so it's foolish to be proud of it.

Ridiculous. Mongolia is best, proudness is the natural side effect of being the best! Clearly the choice was made that countries did not want to be a part of Mongolia! That was foolish! It is okay, though. One day all countries will be Mongolia, and then Genghis may finally rest in peace.

Military action that defies laws is sometimes justified.

WHAT IS THIS OUTRAGE!? WHICH ONE OF YOU CANDY ASSES DARE TO PUT LAWS INTO WAR!?

People are ultimately divided more by class than by nationality.

No. People are ultimately divided between Mongolians and Conquer-fodder.

"From each according to his ability, to each according to his need" is a fundamentally good idea.

Is that not how Feudalism is suppose to be working? China seemed to be doing okay before Khan, and seemed to do okay now, so Feudalism must be okay!

Land shouldn't be a commodity to be bought and sold.

It should, instead, be a commodity to be owned by Genghis Khan. Duh! Stupid test.

Protectionism is sometimes necessary in trade.

No, just run everything through a trail of local merchants so that your foreign products and their foreign products become ridiculously expensive by the time they get to the other end of silk road! Then people buy more local!... Wait, that is kind of protectionism...

Those with the ability to pay should be able to have a higher standard of medical care.

YES! MAKE GENGHIS IMMORTAL, DAMMIT!

All authority should be questioned.

Genghis Khan does not like the way this test is asking questions to me. Will kill it when it is finished asking them.

An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.

Genghis Khan shot brother for not sharing wolf steak while we were starving to death in the motherland.

It's natural for some children to keep secrets from their parents.

Well, y'know, the whole brother-murder thing...

First-Generation immigrants can never be fully integrated into their new country.

Not sure. Genghis Khan and army of other first-generation immigrants got into China pretty well, and now 8% of china is part-Mongolian! We integrated pretty well.

The death penalty should be an option for serious crimes.

What do you talking about!? The death penalty is always option for all crimes!... Then again, all crimes against Genghis Khan are serious.

In a civilised society, there must always be someone on top and in command, and people below to be commanded.

WHY IS THERE EVEN A DISAGREE BUTTON!?

Punishment should be more important than rehabilitation.

Duh.

It is a waste of time to rehabilitate some criminals.

What is rehabilitation?

Astrology actually explains many things.

You may laugh at Genghis for saying this, but thanks to Astrology, Genghis Khan became almost immortal! Not quite. Taoist monk is going to be beaten until he comes up with fixes for this.

Charity is better than social security for helping the genuinely disadvantaged.

What is social security?

Some people are naturally unlucky.

Some people were born outside of Mongolia when God made Genghis Khan. So yes. Very.

Sex outside marriage is usually immoral.

PFFFFFFFFFF!!!

A same sex couple in a stable, loving relationship should not be impeded in adopting children.

OF COURSE THEY SHOULD! Go make your own babies to put in army! We have lots of planet left to conquer! We lose much progress ever since we broke up empire into four pieces!

No one can feel naturally homosexual.

What is homosexualtiy, and why does Khan give a fuck about it, other than apparent lack of babies for warmaking?

personalised chart

HOW THE FUCK DOES GENGHIS KHAN GO ON THE LEFT!?


How to be a Death Camp Nazi Crack Whore Salesman. on 1/19/2017 7:43:52 PM

2/8, The taste in this was poor!


Planting the Flag! on 1/10/2017 3:27:17 PM

Genghis has no fucks for giving to this moment, the blessing goes nowhere!


Worst Situation You Have Been In? on 12/13/2016 10:02:19 AM

Let's see... Dad poisoned to death, shot brother for dinner, went to war with sworn BFF for eternity...

Ooh, Khan died once. Twice, here.

Pushed through in the end.


Favorite video game on 9/27/2016 10:23:50 AM

Assassin's Creed is not worth.