A short story about two nights in the life of a young vampire.

Edit: I've attempted to sort the grammar and spelling mistakes that I could find, feel free to let me know if you see any others. I attempted to tone down the humour by rewriting some parts of it. I also added some more to the ending in the hopes of making it slightly more satisfying, let me know what you think.  I wrote the vast majority of this when I was quite young so I'd assume it won't be up to some people's personal standards but I also don't think it's terrible. Feedback would be appreciated.

You're a young man with an infernal heritage, navigate life knowing that at your very core you're the antithesis of all things good in the world.