First prompt. 800 words, sort of? A lot of the names were copy pasted.
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<@FinalEclipse> hi Engalls
<@Engalls> Hey Eclipse
<@Engalls> Are you still playing Cry to the Moon?
<@FinalEclipse> mmmmmaybe >.>
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<@Engalls> Lol
<@FinalEclipse> I beat it last week
<@FinalEclipse> Just testing out some mods for a friend
<@Engalls> What about Codex?
<@FinalEclipse> nah she never bought it
<@FinalEclipse> Codex bad nerd
<@FinalEclipse> she and Jagger keep talking about the real ones LOL
<@Snapper> from that news story? Thos weren’t werewolves ffs
<@Engalls> JAgger raped one, he would no
<@Engalls> *know
<@FinalEclipse> yes I saw them. All true.
<@Snapper> What?
<@FinalEclipse> Jagger is a degenerate. this is not for children’s ears
<@Snapper> oh you meant the rape
<@Snapper> Well, you know what I mean lol. I thought you were saying you saw a werewolf
<@FinalEclipse> lol
<@Jagger> Who pinged me?
<@Jagger> ugh
<@Jagger> Okay Dr. Snapper P. Knowsall, what attacked those kids at the party then?
<@Jagger> They were not dogs. Look at the video ffs
<@Jagger> I can link it again
<@Snapper> Jagger do you dream of werewolves and vampires and gryphons
<@Snapper> and wake up with sticky white fluid in the sheets
<@Snapper> Tell Snapper
<@Snapper> he is here to help
<@Jagger> or just ask Codex, it’s been all over the news. Everything’s going haywire there. And she has SSEEN a gryphon.
<@Jagger> these aren’t new revelations, this is elementary stuff.
<@FinalEclipse> Hi not to butt in but to be serious a moment, you two are always arguing past each other. No one’s saying werewolves gryphons etc. aren’t real, but they’re not ~~~first world problems~~~, they do not just randomly pop up at kid’s parties. I think it would be cool to see one IRL but they’re basically extinct except for whatever handful in like, the forbidden mountains of Ass-End-topia.
<@Snapper> dudes do not turn into wolves.
<@Snapper> cats don’t fly
<@FinalEclipse> talking about actual statistics
<@Snapper> im talking about common fucking sense
<@Jagger> lol ok here’s the obnoxious r/spookskeptics spiel
<@FinalEclipse> too many reports of attacks on mountain villages, there is some kind of giant wolf and giant predatory bird out there
<@FinalEclipse> vampires are fake as shit tho
<@Snapper> ok I will respectfully end the conversation
<@Snapper> Secure in the knowledge I’m still better than Jagger, as I have never raped a dog through a case of mistaken identity
<@Jagger> you are so kind
<@Engalls> so that’s a no on Cry to the Moon?
<@Engalls> I might get it
<@Engalls> can’t decide. No one I know is playing
<@Jagger> I talked to Codex for hours about this shit though
<@Jagger> you don’t have to believe me but her town is a magnet for this shit
<@Jagger> no one knows what’s going on
<@Jagger> im worried about her :(
<@FinalEclipse> Go and rescue her
<@FinalEclipse> swoop her up in your brave strong arms and tell her it will all be ok
<@Snapper> haha yes
<@Snapper> his shirt will be all off, her bodice popping, there are like mountains in the background
<@Snapper> hair blowing dramatically in the wind
<@Snapper> the ground is littered with monster corpses
<@Engalls> lol
<@Snapper> Fuck I’m turning MYSELF on
<@FinalEclipse> hahaha
<@Jagger> Have you been reading my diary?
<@Snapper> LOL
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<@Jagger> codex! Hi!
<@Codex> hi
<@Codex> um
<@Codex> anybody watching the news? Yes that’s us
<@FinalEclipse> ?
<@Codex> I’m kind of freaking out :(
<@Jagger> what’s wrong
<@Jagger> hang on
<@Engalls> the fuck? what is that
<@Jagger> ok holy shit I’m watching now. WTF am I looking at? Codex are you going to be okay?
<@FinalEclipse> looking at it now. jesus christ is this for real?
<@Engalls> I saw something fly out?
<@Codex> I am ok for now
<@Codex> in my house
<@Codex> I saw something too. That is why I’m in my house. LOL
<@Codex> (not really lol. I am freaking out haha)
<@Snapper> what’s happening? What’d I miss
<@Engalls> turn on the news
<@FinalEclipse> fucking giant purple swirly light in the sky, you need to see this Snap
<@FinalEclipse> above Codex’s town
<@Jagger> Codex, do you have water, canned food in the house? Are the police doing anything?
<@Jagger> they’re telling everyone stay inside. You need to stay inside ok
<@Codex> that’s what I’m doing
<@Jagger> omg I’m freaking out now too. You need to stay safe.
<@Codex> that’s the plan
<@Codex> they’re saying there’s energy surges
<@Codex> power went out a few minutes ago, I still have my phone but I’m not sure how long I can stay in contact
<@Snapper> holy shit you guys weren’t kidding
<@Jagger> Codex do you have friends, family, anyone there?
<@Codex> hang on somethings happening
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