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I'm sure that many of us have been falsely accused of being Bob... There is about a 5 of 100 chance that a new account is actually Bob. Or, if you want me to believe the other side of the story (every new user is Bob) then I guess I have the right to say that 3J, Fleshy, or even Alex is Bob. If someone comes to this site and are suddenly bombarded with "It's Bob! GET HIM!" This site is supposed to be a writing site with "members all over the globe." It seems like people from "all over the world" are NOT coming here because people believe they are someone that they are not. As far as I know, no user as braindead as Bob has been on here since May. Yes, I may be pretty braindead (play my stories) but I brag that I have much more intelligence than Bob.

Basically: No one is Bob or everyone is Bob.

In short, chill. This is the internet. It's just one big pointless inside joke.

ds!!! Shhh!

Haha, holy shit... Silver almost made me choke my (uhh...) sandwich.

Great thread so far...  Didn't we already speculate the Fleshy-Bob possibility?

no, zero. only you have. let it go man. seriously, its venturing into whining now.

nate

Yeah, honestly.  Haha

It reminds me of one of our past debates where Fleshy tried to flip some shit on me by saying that I said Silver was dumb or something, and Silver in turn responded with:  'I don't even see how one could interpret what Zero said that way...'  Something like that.  Man, I wish I knew what thread that was - I'm sure it got deleted, but I've probably got it saved somewhere.  That was golden.

I've noticed a trend with Fleshy by now, to him, I must be forever 'whiney,' as that's what he's been calling me since the beginning of time, it seems. :p

Zero, talking about that time period is spilling highly flammable petrol, which could become fuel for another flame war.

Just don't mention it.

haha its ok rommy. zero is now grasping at straws for some desperate attempt to bring it back. but its not working. whatever his reasoning (which we all know), he just cant let things go. makes that whole 'disappearing' till things change concept meaningless and only harmful for CYS in the long run.

nate

Yeah, I guess Fleshy would be mad if I told how good his mother was in bed, too.  (Haha, ok, that was unnecessary...)

My point is - I can joke around with most anyone around here, except Fleshy.  I think that he should just chill the fuck out and not get a big dick about things.  If anything, do as we all do and either comically retaliate or sarcastically admit.

Yeah, Fleshy - honestly, whether you want to or not, you revive and prolong this flame war every time you take offense to such a joke and try to condesend Zero and JJJ for being immature and whatnot, in effect reverting to your impression of them during the flame war. So all of you go to your rooms now. :D

Like I said before, chill. Because I'm Bob. rofl

lol sure thing noobus. ive yet to bring up 3j but thats besides the point i guess. and i guess the fact that i didnt take offense is also irrelevant? (note the sarcasm and joking nature there).

nate

Well, there's the "noobus" thing, but that's about it, I'm sure.

Thanks for being a douche, Fleshy.

It's just funny that whenever Fleshy enters a thread, rather often the thread becomes like this. So something's up.

Fleshy, we ALWAYS joke about shit like this. in no way are we trying to provoke you into an arguement, we are joking with each other. (why would Zero try to provoke you into an arguement when you weren't previously involved in the conversation?) I mean, come one, you MUST know that we're joking...or is your alzheimers acting up again?

riley

anubis, so you guys cant take the sarcasm from me. gotcha. point made, chill haha.

darth, im aware of your alls joking. nor did i say everyone was trying to provoke me. just a bit of truth for ya. as for why zero would bring me up without me even being in the thread? no clue, ask him.

nate

that may or may not be true 3j. opinions are gonna be across the board on that one. HOWEVER, thats not the post that i mentioned sarcasm being used. 

as for the post in which i did mention sarcasm, its there.

nate

why in the world would i reference a previous post in that instance? the mention of sarcasm is in reference to the 3rd post. in which i mentioned the sarcasm. ;)

nate

heehee...

looking back this has become random.

...Not quite as random as that was...

Riley

Or that!

Wait...no matter how many times I reread the last few posts it makes no sense. So I'll move on.

Look Fleshy, we're joking. Do you want an apology? Do five letters make that much difference to you? Alright, if you want those five special letters, here you go:

PENIS.

happy? Now let's try not to argue over the smallest things.

Ahahaha... Hilarity ensues.

Well, Fleshy, if you're going to cry everytime I mention a dickhead nazi, even when it's not in context to you, then I don't know what to tell you.  You'll going on living as you do until you die, I guess.  If you can learn to get past it and either, as I mentioned, comically retaliate or sarcastically admit, then things will run much more smoothely.  Though, I sincerely doubt that's your goal.

Just get past it.  If you honestly want to know why I ever do say things that offend you (which really shouldn't in the first place) it's just because I think it's fuckin' funny.  Make with that what you will - this is the internet and that's not changing.

lol anubis, i wasnt looking for an apology. dunno where you got that. as for you zero, first i didnt cry. second, i dont take offense to anything people say about me on here. finally, i only responded when you DID mention me. if you dont mention me, i stay out of it. see how that works? 

nate

Zero: "And no Dickheaded Nazi admins!... I hope.  Not thinkin' of anyone in particular."

Fleshy: "hahaha, i can see after the 'long awaited return', people still are just as bitter. shame. CYS had such a bright future."

Yeah, dude, I guess you're right.  A) You admit you're a Dickheaded Nazi admin, and your statement, "if you dont mention me, i stay out of it," is true.  B) You deny it, and your statement, "if you dont mention me, i stay out of it," is false.  See how that works?  I don't think I could make it any more clear.

When I said "cry," I meant 'bitch and complain.'  I believe Anubis thought you wanted an apology because all of the bitching you're doing - just a hunch.

Also, I only made a joke/reference to a time when we collectively and flippantly accused you of being Bob.  You responded by saying that I was trying to rekindle old arguments and that I was portraying a sense of desperation and childishness - except less eloquently. Haha

lol ok zero. live in your delusions of nonexistant admissions and perpetual hatred. just note that one must be upset about something to complain and bitch. wanna take a guess whos the most upset right now? lol

nate

Zero, just shut up! Stop whining about something we've left behind us. And Fleshy, please stop replying to him. It just keeps the fire burning.

fair enough rommy. no more from me.

nate

thanks

Fleshy, you replied to literally nothing I was trying to get across to you.  Hahah, I guess direct quotes are delusions now.  Rommel, say something insightful or shut the fuck up yourself.

If Fleshy can stop bickering like a fuckwit why can't you? You're not exactly looking too mature here.

theres no reason to be a dick to rommy too zero.

nate

Dude, why are you always talking about dicks?  It's making me very uncomfortable. 

Haha

lol and the ratio of zero dick comments to nate dick comments is what? 15:1ish is my guess.

nate

5, 15, 67 - who's counting these dicks anyway? 

Even still, those 3-4 dicks that you've brought into these conversations have all left me ill at ease.

Ok, I guess "fuckwit" is what the mature guys are saying nowadays.  My bad.

BOTH OF YOU STFU and stop having a pissing contest.

What are you talking about, dude?  We all know if this was a pissing contest, you'd take the gold.

Haha, you're the only one who's mad now.

Why would I be mad?

<scratches head>

I don't know; maybe you're tired of mommy and daddy arguing all the time.  I'm the daddy, by the way.

But you're right.  "BOTH OF YOU STFU" doesn't reveal any frustration at all.

trying to re-ignite the great flame war isn't exactly the most endearing thing in the world

So, uh, how's this weather outside? Nice, huh?

What exactly are we arguing about? Is it that Fleshy can't take a joke? That Zero wants to perpetuate the flame war (which btw is a really old argument, Fleshy.)? Is it that everybody on CYS is homosexual?

These flame wars are always completely retarded and are just the disses and arguments over and over and over again. Here's what to do to stop these flame wars:

Fleshy: Stop crying when Zero or JJJ or anyone makes a joke from a flame war. It's a fucking joke. If you can't deal with it, grow a pair and make your own joke or something. Stop whining and complaining and crying because all you do is make yourself look like a complete jackass who tries to use "maturity" as a means to win a goddamn internet argument about "Why does nobody like Fleshy?" So, yeah, it's your fault. Maybe not 100%, but a good chunk.

Zero: The jokes are funny, but until Fleshy is ready to not cry about it, maybe lay off for a while.

Rommel: Shu'up fool!

Even still - I don't know about censoring myself just to keep someone happy. 

lol you are funny anubis. not in a brilliant comedic way, but in the "you have no clue" kinda way. its funny watching you throw darts in the dark. lol

first, one must be crying to stop. if you wanna talk about crying, you would be doing the most. i commented when i was referenced. (not crying). zero, while i disagree with his opinions, has moved on. (not crying). however, you jumping in to make wild claims and blaming others again? (ie "it wasnt me! it was him!) THATS crying. so back out of things you know nothing about. 

also, rommy has every rigth to try and bring peace. stop ragging on him for being one of the few mature people here.

nate

Ahaha, I like how you immediately bring your "maturity" up again.  You need to take a class or something, Fleshy, because you obviously don't understand figurative language.

You're a hypocritical bastard.  You defend Rommel only because he doesn't realize what kind of an idiot you are, and yet you bash Anubis for exercising the same right to speak.  Anubis is 100% right; you just can't see it.

You seem to confuse "moving on" with " conflict mediation."  First, moving on is not addressing the problem, it's letting it fester until it explodes in everyone's faces (as it has at least 6 or 7 times since I've been here at CYS).  When coming to terms, however, it doesn't come back - if it does, then it's because one is so immature, they can't let it go.  In that case, you would be right, and that person would be "grasping at straws" to reignite conflict, but because we've NEVER resolved this, you find it necessary to make some snarky remark every time someone referrences the past.  That, sir, is immature.

Seeing as how you didn't understand Anubis, I'm convinced that you'll not understand what I just wrote.  It's ok, really, I don't care.  This is the internet after all, and some people never learn.

Thank you, sir. :D

Haha, I've seen you take on like 50 at a time AND without retreating to faulty logic and reasoning.  Now that's impressive!

Exactly!  Anyone who's taken a Communications class, taken Political Science or Government, taken AP/IB English, joined an academic debate, joined Mock Trial, ever wondered why things are as they are and why they must be so, and anyone who is truely mature enough to argue when they know they're right, stop when they know they're wrong, or persist when they just don't know will tell you:  Argument is for those mature enough to handle it. 

Those who can't always end up saying "No!  Stop it!  You're being immature!  Just don't talk about it anymore!  It'll go away by itself!" or "See!  You're being immature!  I want to end it, but you just don't quit it!  You you YOU!"

Argument is a great thing and it's meant to SOLVE problems.  It's painfully obvious that you cannot argue if there is no problem.

Amen.

lol, i've been trying to tell...SOMEONE that for quite some time. *cough*DS66*cough...

riley

seeing as how i didnt mention MY maturity, i cant argue points that are just simply made up lol

as for anubis, feel free to explain what he meant. i pretty much nailed it.

as for arguing being 'immature'. arguing in itsself is not immature. however, posing as one side of an argument only to prolong confusion with no intent to come to a conclusion is nothing short of immaturity.

nate

as for the original assumption made by checkers: "Basically: No one is Bob or everyone is Bob."

thats the worst deduction ive heard ever. lol read some Sherlock Holmes and learn solid deduction skills.

nate

I'm not going to dumb it down for you, Fleshy.  Anubis stated everything rather clearly.

Haha, you'd be surprised to find how well that works. :p

lol i wouldnt expect any explanations zero. ive learned that lesson a long time ago. talk is talk, but nothing deeper around here.

nate

Yes, because I've never tried handling things diplomatically, asking you to explain yourself and your reasoning while thoroughly explaining each of my arguments.  Oh, wait... That sounds more like something I did do!

You never took anything seriously.

haha. you got some serious issues with your past my friend. i wasnt even talking about that and you still instinctively go back there. i was talking about anubis' most recent post that you claim i didnt understand. but ill wait for you to get caught up to the present. :)

nate

i can concede that i guess. bob/checker's argument is still horrible though...

nate

What do you need explaining Fleshy? Just tell me already instead of ambiguously calling it uncomprehensible or what-have-you.

lol my point anubis was that i DIDNT need anything explained. but its ok. we are past that now.

nate

You never said anything about the fact that ultimately, you are the one who brings these kinds of flame wars back up, at least in this instance. Sure, Zero was referencing it, but you felt it necessary to get offended by it and start accusing him of trying to bring back a flame war. So in effect, by trying to cover up the issue, you dug it up.

lol so zero bringing it up is me bringing me up? hahaha sure thing. thats equal to bob logic there. also, no offense was taken. trust me. lol

nate

Read carefully asshole. It makes sense if you think for longer than 2 seconds. If you keep crying about the flame wars instead of letting them decay into jokes, this cycle is going to keep continuing.

lol im reading clearly. you have jumped way over board here. relax.

you say that 'sure zero brought it up, but you bringing it up isnt ok' lol

then say 'read carefully ASSHOLE, if you dont stop bringing up flame wars we cant move forward' hahahahahah thats my favorite.

nate

I need to relax? Why didn't you relax when Zero made the joke?

if i relaxed any more, id be comatose. lol just responding on a public forum.

nate

well, i cant go back and place lol's or hahaahah's all over it. but i was definately relaxed. nothing about this has upset me at all. my first statement was definately more blunt and serious though. i will give you that.

nate

"feel free to explain what he meant." is what you said.  You thought you nailed it, but then again, the Nazis thought they were doing good, too.

Fleshy, you've got no right to talk about free speech; you've oppressed 99% of the users on here.  I think the only one you've left alone is Mage, and he's never even on anymore.  You want to be a dickhead on the grounds of free speech on a public forum, then just say so, and I'll gladly do as I wish, myself..

lol get over it zero. either that or just keep things hostile round here. your choice.

nate

Nah, if it was my choice, this would have ended long ago.  You're the one who can't let it go.  I tell a joke or something, and then you come and shit all over it.

lol if you had let it go it wouldnt even be in memory, be that funny, or get to you as it does now. the nazi thing again? hahaha thats sad man. i let it go, no problems here with the past. so i tell you what, since im supposd to tell a joke here to make sure you know im being humorous, if you turn counter clockwise you can unscrew that pole thats up your ass.

nate

Interesting that your joke had to include my ass.  Haha, also, I don't have Alzheimer's, so I can't just forget.  Apparently, you're better at that than I am.

anything to do with genitalia or ass seems to be a favorite around here for some reason. as for forgetting, it doesnt require a mental disorder.

nate

Well, it's nice that you want to fit in, but maybe you should come up with something less gay.  Haha, unless, of course, that's just how you roll.

In that case, how do you suggest I "forget?"  It's not possible, short of getting some sort of amnesia.

couldnt care less about fitting in. otherwise id ran off like all the other panzys that have ran off in the past.

forgot to mention, apparently being gay is supposed to be funny too...dunno why.

as for forgetting, it takes a bit of work, but it can be done. it is possible.

nate

(And for being Bob.)

IT'S FLESHY'S FAULT!!! lol

This thread was dying - it hadn't been responded to in over 24hrs - way to bring it back, Rommel.

This was an absolute joy to reread. Thank you for having the ability to make me laugh my ass off three years after the fact, Zero.

All I read is 3 years ago. :/ haha