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MysteryCommenter

Who ELSE am I???

15 years ago

I'm not just MysteryCommenter on this site.  I'm another member and let's see if any of you wiseguys can identify me?

SilverMan

Who ELSE am I???

15 years ago
My guess?

First of all; NealShustermanFan/Mifune41/Bob/Some other unknown member of the site/urnam0/NOSAJ

Second; you would have to be new here in order to do something as stupid as this. Although I may have accidently deleted my VIT's, creating a second account usually leads to less people liking you.

Third; no self respecting member of the site has any reason to do this, as it say's in your profile you are only here to rate/comment/storygames. You are obviously only doing this because you don't want some lame story you wrote/something you did effect what we think of you as we talk. Nice try.

Come to think of it NealShustermanFan is my least likely guess, as he has already spoken up on the forums and each of his posts have been well thought out. But I still leave him up here because he seems like the kind of person who would pull something like this.

Fifthly (Which according to spell check is actually a word. XD); I would like to add NOSAJ to the list of guesses due to this one. IF your points suddenly 'disappear' from this account, I will personally look at every single profile of this site to see who got the quick jump in points. NOSAJ has done this before, and so it would make sense he would do this.

Sixthly (Also apparently a word); Your wording for your challenge tells me your almost certainly not Neal, and your some angry user mad at us for one thing or another, pushing NOSAJ/Bob onto the list.

Seventhly (This one ISN'T a word.); you can't be a well respected member of the site. Your wording in your profile has guaranteed this.
MysteryCommenter

Who ELSE am I???

15 years ago

How do you know I'm not someone famous to the site? (even though I might not be; I'll never tell)  I could be one who just did this to see the posts people would say.  Or I might be one of your guesses.

SilverMan

Who ELSE am I???

15 years ago
*Sigh* Idiot. I know very well you are not. Infact, I spent an entire post explaining why. IF you WERE a well known member of the site, you would not have bothered to answer at all. You would have just said /wrong/ then used vulgarity. But you did not.

Also, no one in the right mind who has stayed on this site more than a few years would use the word famous. NOT ONE. From what I can tell not one of these members would ever use the word famous to describe themselves because they probably think internet fame means nothing. And they're right, it doesn't.

Third, although this is a bit of a weak point. Were you to be a well known member of the site, I can almost guarantee you would at least know to capitalize your sentences, and put brackets in BEFORE the period/question mark/exclamation point. The only exception to this rule would be me, and even then only because I pay minimal attention to grammar in my CS:AA series.

Nice try, you lose.
Anubis

Who ELSE am I???

15 years ago

MC is Bob. Awesome. Gimme my prize, asshole.

Anyway, you epic fail MC...if that is your real name...which it isn't. First of all, you're not a famous person because you use italics. Done. That's it. Shot down.

Rommel

Who ELSE am I???

15 years ago

Beepboobeepbooooobeeeeeep

Bob alert! Noxious filibuster approaching! All pilots, man your statio-bzzzzzzzzzt

 

lolwut!? How are you gentlemen? All your base are belong to us. You have no chance of survive make your time! hahahaha!

Anubis

Who ELSE am I???

15 years ago

Move Zig! You know what you doing! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!

SilverMan

Who ELSE am I???

15 years ago
Considering he has yet to post again, I believe I have hit the nail on the head.
Zero

I crave attention!

15 years ago

Aw, haha... It's over already?  I was sincerely getting my hopes up for a why-we-know-you-are-Bob fest, but it looks like Silver really got in there quickly. haha

Anubis

I crave attention!

15 years ago

Damn you Silver, you killjoy. lol Everybody knows it was actually me who finished him off, though.

JJJ-thebanisher

I crave attention!

15 years ago
Asshole Silver, I'm moafucking famous and e-fame is important! Come on, surely you know me well enough to know how ridiculously full of myself I am! I wonder who this was, was not Bob, I'll tell you that. Probably some nobody but I don't think this guy types like Bob, but maybe he does. Prolly some other unknown.
Rommel

I crave attention!

15 years ago

I wish we could track his IP and find out if he was bob for real. I want to just compare the IPs of all annoying internet entities. Maybe they're all bob. And I bet he's responsible for all the PCS (poster-boy for creationist stupidity) videos on youtube, and so on ad Goldsteinium.

(Nineteen Eighty-Four reference there - Goldstein was the scapegoat of Oceania's Party, for EVERYTHING.)

Anubis

I crave attention!

15 years ago

Rommel, that's as silly as blaming sin on the Devil.

You fucking hypocrite.

Zero

I crave attention!

15 years ago

Don't do that!  You'll all find out that I'm secretly bob, and won't think that I'm cool anymore, and won't want to be my friends anymore, and will unsubscribe to my band's website, I'm the drummer.  

So don't, ok?

Anubis

I crave attention!

15 years ago

You took friggen college courses to write like he does, didn't you? That's something he would say.

 

THAT'S FUGGIN SCARY REAL, ZERO!

Zero

I crave attention!

15 years ago

Haha, I think I should feel insulted.

Anubis

I crave attention!

15 years ago

Zero: I...don't think I can continue. Continue? To have done the things I have done in the name of pleasure and kinkiness. It was madness. I can see that now. Madness. Madness? There is no hope. Leave now. Leave while you still have hope.

Anubis

I crave attention!

15 years ago

Oh and btw, Bob's original name was like Bobmcbob or something, right? MysteryCommenter = MC... BobMCbob

Connection? Fuck yes.

JJJ-thebanisher

I crave attention!

15 years ago
Oh shhiiiiiieeet!
Zero

I crave attention!

15 years ago

And we mustn't forget Fredmcfred, or penismcbuns... oh wait, that was me.  Scratch that.