Umm....no. I gurantee you that NO ONE is going to sign this. Now, go ahead and be an idiot, and log on as timj or jjj--thebanisher and sign it just to prove me wrong. It's not clever. Don't pretend it is.
Just to show how much i'm NOT going to sign this, i'm not even going to put my signature at the bottom of my post like I usually do.
You lose.