fresh_out_the_oven, The Wordsmith

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Howdy! Nothing much to see here. 
I have a bit of a life (sometimes), so I'm not on here 24/7, but yeah it's really close to being that often. I also have an unhealthy obsession with the forums and a newly found disdain of speed writing. However, somehow I managed to publish a storygame (pinnacle achievement of my life) and you can go check it out if you have a few minutes to waste. It's probably not the worst thing you'll come across on this site, but most definitely not the best. If you're looking for the best story, click this link here.

“When something goes wrong in life, just yell 'Plot twist!' and keep going.”

PM me or whatever, I only bite sometimes. Depends on who you are (;

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The Gods are Angered

Your city has been living in utter denial of the existence of the gods of yore, and they are angry.
All of them.

As the chosen representative for your hometown, (chosen by the gods, of course) you must complete twelve labors mostly based off of stories from mythology or religious books.

Despite all the religion and spiritual lessons, not every path in this is family friendly. In fact, unless you immediately (or pretty near immediately) die, you'll be subjected to some kind of suggestive talk and most definitely some cussing - some of which could be offensive, so if that's not your thing, don't say I didn't warn you.

For EndMaster's Myth and Religion Contest

Recent Posts

Tribal Survival - Game Thread on 12/1/2022 8:56:18 AM

"I still think we should've done away with her," Jim says, pouting a little as he watches her leave.

Tribal Survival - Game Thread on 11/29/2022 3:19:23 PM

"By feast, I think she meant the 500 units of food. Well, 499 since you put the one back. Do you have 500 units of spare food?!"

Tribal Survival - Game Thread on 11/29/2022 8:52:02 AM

Jim sidles closer to Uros, whispering under his breath in hopes the crazy lady won't hear. "Maybe we should just... get rid of her?"

CYS Prophet has spoken on 11/28/2022 12:27:11 PM

The hostility. Damn.

Tribal Survival - Game Thread on 11/26/2022 6:00:46 PM

"It would seem that Pinguis is also missing. None of my tribe members have disappeared, though. Who was it who was saying something about the metal men yesterday?"

Tribal Survival - Game Thread on 11/23/2022 11:33:53 AM

"Well, shall we share the bread then? Assuming nothing happened to it overnight to make it inedible."

CYS Prophet has spoken on 11/23/2022 11:11:57 AM

Hmmm. Mhm.

Cinematic zombie genre dying? on 11/22/2022 8:51:36 AM

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Tribal Survival - Game Thread on 11/18/2022 8:52:15 AM

"I don't really need a single loaf, I'm not that hard up." Jim grins with a slight pride. "What about the rest of you?"

After a second of thought, he adds, "Maybe Ashko should get it, since he left the one unit during the feast. Maybe this is his repayment."

Interesting Comments 8 on 11/17/2022 3:28:14 PM

And, rated. Thanks for the link!