fresh_out_the_oven, The Dramatist
Hello! It's me, fresh. I'm a creator of cartoon comics, writer of light-toned and comical stories, frequent forum poster, and maker of 5,000 clicky links. They're so fun.
Once upon a time, I managed to publish a decent storygame... it's been unpublished by me since then; had to take it down for repair. However, you can still go check it out if you have a few minutes to waste. It probably isn't the worst thing you'll come across on this site, but most definitely not the best. If you're looking for the best story, click this link here. Or, if you have no love for life and wish to read a 2.6k-word depressing (and gay!!) tale, this link is for you.
“When something goes wrong in life, just yell 'Plot twist!' and keep going.”
Shoutout to TypewriterCat for the awesome pfp and for awesomeness in general
Achievement Unlocked: Cartoonist
finish rewriting old contest entry
make Ace's comic about procrastination (procrastinated too much-gotta wait till the next contest)
finish reading and rating the Grimdark stories
Your lesbian little sister died horribly because her gay crush fucked her over, but that’s not stopping you from taking up the rainbow flag in her honor.
I would also like to point out that some of the more strange aspects of this tale (such as the names of the pages, tone of the story, and several of the endings) are designed as they are to keep the same style as the original.
For EndMaster’s Prompt Contest 2
This story is about Mammon, a promising young boy whose life gets cut short by his father. But for Mammon, this is not the end of the road; it is simply an unforeseen and abrupt turn.
Mammon awakens to find himself a ghost, and must decide what to with his afterlife.
Will he give in to the greed that plagued him in life? Will he use this opportunity to get revenge on those who caused him suffering? Or will he attempt to atone for his sins, now that he has a second chance?
Your city has been living in utter denial of the existence of the gods of yore, and they are angry.
All of them.
As the chosen representative for your hometown, (chosen by the gods, of course) you must complete twelve labors mostly based off of stories from mythology or religious books.
Despite all the religion and spiritual lessons, not every path in this is family friendly. In fact, unless you immediately (or pretty near immediately) die, you'll be subjected to some kind of suggestive talk and most definitely some cussing - some of which could be offensive, so if that's not your thing, don't say I didn't warn you.
For EndMaster's Myth and Religion Contest
Recent PostsBest sentence made from just CYS story titles on 12/4/2023 1:10:51 PM
"My Cherry Ploffing" is what translate tells me the Dutch part translates to
Is ploffing even a thing?
... do I want to know?
Best sentence made from just CYS story titles on 12/3/2023 9:48:44 PM
The Elder Scrolls: Shadows of the Princes Popping My Cherry
Monday Night WRITING Questionnaire on 11/27/2023 1:57:53 PM
Rick Riordan, Ally Condie, and Suzanne Collins. They introduced me to the world of reading.
Ally Condie wrote the first book I ever bought myself (The Last Voyage of Poe Blythe), and in that I learned some of the importance of character development. My favorite character in that died mid sentence with a smile on his face, caught completely unaware. It was during your typical "bullets are flying, people are dying, but of course the main characters won't get shot" scenes and... it was fantastic. That kinda gave me a taste for writing stereotypical scenes with twists- if I finish the book I'm working on, I'll post a link on this site so y'all can see what I mean, if you want to.
Rick Riordan's Trials of Apollo taught me a little about how to balance a humorous tone and more serious things, like death, heartbreak, and betrayal.
Suzanne Collins paved the way for YA sci-fi, my favorite genre.
Also, these questions always make me think "Oh yeah, it's Monday." That exact thought, every time.
Thunderdome 10: Fresh vs Darius on 11/26/2023 12:59:24 PM
Let's write a Storygame by committee on 11/20/2023 8:53:24 AM
The Damned and the SHAMED on 11/18/2023 11:36:08 PM
this is for EndMaster. well, for all the goats. on 11/17/2023 9:02:49 AM
By not making threads and only talking to people through PMs, then seeing if he bans you
Also, End isn't the only one who bans people. Most noobs become obsessed with PMing the, er, nicer mods
favorite game on 11/10/2023 8:54:34 AM
CYS Taxation on 11/9/2023 9:06:24 AM
the IRS is a Warden
The Damned and the SHAMED on 11/9/2023 12:56:40 AM
holy fuck I should've actually written this when I had time. Why did I ever say this would be easy??? I'm deeply sorry. I have learned my lesson and gained some much-needed humility. This is a piece of trash. I just don't want SHAME; that's all I ask.