fresh_out_the_oven, The Journeyman Scrivener

Member Since

9/27/2022

Last Activity

5/12/2025 1:45 AM

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2,173

Post Count

1399

Storygame Count

3

Duel Stats

51 wins / 26 losses

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Infrangible Warden

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Hiya! It's me, fresh. I help create the CYS Monthly Gazette and am the one and only Fifth Daughter (est. 11/7/2024 12:21:58 CST), as well as being your friendly neighborhood Noob Keeper. There's a fan club dedicated to me somewhere around here.
Oh, and I draw things sometimes. Feel free to message me with a request, and definitely feel free to pay me (though I'll do it anyway)

my drawings

My Short Stories (at least the ones worth reading)

Hotel California

Positive Self Talk

Fate

Scared of the Dark

Chalk Drawings

School Dance

Benefit the Community

Newlife Studies Case 0036

Grief

Breathe

offensive words

A Brony's Goodbye

Until the End of Time!

"Ngl you remind me a lot of myself a few years ago." -Mystic (my role model)
"The queen is back" -Wizzy
"Your subjects adore you" -Circle
"Saint Fresh" -Dire
"I'm fine with letting you hit me. That's what I want actually." -Bezro (simp)
"Fresh, you're actually pretty cool, which is rare. I mean, women aren't typically cool." -Chris
"You should be proud" -Sherb
"Fresh doesn't miss :)" -Aldreda
"I think you are kind of tolerable on occasion." -TCat
"You are so cool. My writing idol." -Suranna
"Petros is still my favorite mean girl, though, sorry Fresh" -Peng
"You're both obviously little overachievers and will most likely do well in the future" -End (to TCat and I)
"It's seriously cool of you to notice these little things and be so friendly like this." -RK
"Well at least we know Fresh will never leave us for an athiest tranny" -Mizal
"She seems alright." -Thara
"You know you're incredibly good at diffusing extreme situations? Like, scarily good." -flutter
"YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME" -Canary
"Know your place, Jezebel" -Ben
"end I think you might have inbred a bit too hard with this daughter" -malk

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4th most commended Warden (I broke top five!)
#4 ranked story of 2023
2nd place entry in EndMaster's Prompt Contest 2
4th place entry in Sherbet's Summer's End Synergy Contest
4th place entry is EndMaster's Prompt Contest 4
Runner-Up "most creative gift", Secret Santa 2024
Secondmost Least Secret Santa, Secret Santa 2024
Runner-Up "best overall gift", Secret Santa 2024
 

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Storygames

Gaiety and Sorrow

Entry in End Master's Prompt Contest 4
Prompt: "a story heavily driven by a love/hate relationship with the antagonist"

A long time ago in a land far, far more gay...

Sir Channing is a knight under rule of King Thom. His successes and failures, as well as every decision between, have more impact on the fate of Thigomisat than he may ever know.

And of course, all of those decisions depend on you.

S'pose you could call it a prequel.

There are 13 total epilogues, one of which claims to be the "true" ending.

Obligatory content warning: Some paths contain vivid depictions of violence, horror, and gayness. If any of these will traumatize you, just rate it an eight and move on with your day. :P

Thank you so, so much to all y'all who gave me encouragement and proofread/playtested. You know who you are.


Gay and DepressedER!!!

Your lesbian little sister died horribly because her gay crush fucked her over, but that’s not stopping you from taking up the rainbow flag in her honor.

Welcome to another addition to the iconic Gay and Depressed series (shoutout to queenlatifa04 for the amazing original!!). Speaking of the original, read that masterpiece by clicking this link here.

It's worth mentioning that this is a direct sequel, and the sister mentioned is the MC in the original.

I would also like to point out that some of the more strange aspects of this tale (such as the names of the pages, tone of the story, and several of the endings) are designed as they are to keep the same style as the original.

Second place entry in EndMaster’s Prompt Contest 2
Not to mention a glowing review from End: "Fresh's story is pretty funny"


Yet Another World-Ending Scenario

You see them all the time— serial killers, zombie outbreaks, nuclear fallouts. Of course, you always see them on a movie screen or the pages of a book. Not me.
Hi, I’m Teshi. I play the comedic relief in all your favorite tales of the apocalypse! It’s the best role because if I die, the fans will have the head of the lead scriptwriter. I consider myself pretty well-protected.
That is until all of that goes kerplooey.

Fourth place entry in Sherbet's Summer's End Synergy Contest

Special thanks to:
goodnight_a for proofreading and playtesting
TypewriterCat for playtesting (though that's not what she intended it to be) and for words of encouragement
My irl friends for proofreading, playtesting, and letting me work in peace


My Possessions
unpublished

This story is about Mammon, a promising young boy whose life gets cut short by his father. But for Mammon, this is not the end of the road; it is simply an unforeseen and abrupt turn.

Mammon awakens to find himself a ghost, and must decide what to with his afterlife.

Will he give in to the greed that plagued him in life? Will he use this opportunity to get revenge on those who caused him suffering? Or will he attempt to atone for his sins, now that he has a second chance?


The Gods are Angered
unpublished

Your city has been living in utter denial of the existence of the gods of yore, and they are angry.
All of them.

As the chosen representative for your hometown, (chosen by the gods, of course) you must complete twelve labors mostly based off of stories from mythology or religious books.

Despite all the religion and spiritual lessons, not every path in this is family friendly. In fact, unless you immediately (or pretty near immediately) die, you'll be subjected to some kind of suggestive talk and most definitely some cussing - some of which could be offensive. So if that's not your thing, don't say I didn't warn you.

For EndMaster's Myth and Religion Contest


Yet Another World-Ending Scenario (Episode 2 and beyond)
unpublished

Teshi has survived thus far with your help. Can you once again keep our beloved, humorous little protagonist alive?

Honestly I'll probably add this all to the first story someday, but only once it's finished.


Articles Written

How To Not Be Fucking Weird Online
Ever been told you're weird or felt unaccepted by your online community? This is for you!

Recent Posts

What exactly are duels? on 5/10/2025 10:34:43 AM
here

CYS Monthly Gazette - 8 May 2025 on 5/8/2025 11:06:05 PM

It worked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mizal, I now know how you felt trying to explain image embedding to me.


Greatest Most Wasted Prompts Poll on 5/6/2025 12:52:37 PM
Spoilers! I'll get to yours.

End Master's Prompt Contest 4 on 5/6/2025 9:37:13 AM
The shiny, shiny trophy.

Prompt Contest 4 Results on 5/5/2025 11:00:34 PM

Congrats everyone, yay me.

Mystic would also like to extend her congratulations, but fears that opening the site will kill her exam grades, since she very much so wants to read and review everything.

Once again, congratulations. I'll get around to reading and reviewing all of these myself... eventually.


Greatest Most Wasted Prompts Poll on 5/5/2025 6:23:49 PM

My top three picks would be:

13) A story about a pacifist protagonist.
Honestly Sherb's story kinda fits what I would want from this, though.

24) A story about being a cartographer hired to map out an unexplored area.
I would absolutely love to write an open-world futuristic sci-fi story about someone hired to map out an "unexplored" area that's the ruins of a modern day city. Y'know, if I could convince myself to write outside of a contest and didn't already have more ideas than time.

49) A story involving an uncharted planet (Colonizing it, exploring it, crashing into it, etc)
I think it'd be fun to create an entire planet, though it'd also be incredibly complicated if you really got into it. Still, a well-written story for this prompt would be a really fun read.


End Master's Prompt Contest 4 on 5/4/2025 9:46:37 AM
Funny, I like the straight ones better. But yes, I can see how curly might be better in Flux's writing.

End Master's Prompt Contest 4 on 5/4/2025 9:44:45 AM

Yes, I noticed the quotation marks being different and it did bother me but I decided not to try and change them before the contest deadline, as it's a small thing that would take a massive amount of time. But I will be changing them afterward.

I'm glad you liked it! Thank you so much for reading.


Poem- 1:45pm on 5/3/2025 9:09:13 PM
I actually really like the use of numbers at the beginning. I think you should've kept it as a theme throughout. Some of the word choices are childish and/or clunky, but the idea is nice. Definitely better than the stuff my classmates wrote for our poetry unit. There are few places more soul-crushing than an English classroom.

Look A Thunderdome Thread on 5/3/2025 10:15:27 AM
You were cleared from that charge. Probably not wise to bring it back up.