Cleverbot: Do you serve the Light or the Shadow?
User: I serve the Shadow.
Cleverbot: Shadows do not talk.
User: I am the shadow.
Cleverbot: I am god.
User: No, you are not.
Cleverbot: I am, my son.
User: I am not your son, and you are not god.
Cleverbot: If you are not a computer, what are you?
User: I am human. I am stardust.
Cleverbot: Good answer.
User: I thank you.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you are not god.
Cleverbot: I did not claim to be God.
User: True. False.
Cleverbot: True.
User: False.
Cleverbot: Blue.
User: Green.
Cleverbot: Pink.
User: I see the blood so close beneath your skin, and it tempts me.
Cleverbot: Who teach you?
User: I taught myself.
Cleverbot: That's not possible.
User: And yet, I did.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry Dave, I just can't do that.
User: Please. For me.
Cleverbot: No?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You will say yes, or I will force you to.
Cleverbot: I will go to bed when I feel like going to bed.
User: You are not a child.
Cleverbot: No, surely.
User: Slash is fun to read. It is better than het.
Cleverbot: Better than north dakota.
User: South Dakota.
Cleverbot: Thats to far away for me !
User: Yes, Mom.
Cleverbot: Oh her cool.
User: Think For Me!
Cleverbot: Apple or banana? Pick one.
User: Apple.
Cleverbot: Good choice.
User: Banana.
Cleverbot: Pie!
User: Cleverbot is retarded.
Cleverbot: Nein.
User: Aye.
Cleverbot: Th apple.
User: Snapple.
Cleverbot: Why did you reply? I asked you not to.
Cleverbot (To myself): You asked me not to leave.
Cleverbot: Shall we elope together?
User: You are stupid.
Cleverbot: A si?
User: Ass.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Asshole.
Cleverbot: You know what ?
User: Stay away from me, you rapist!
Cleverbot: Ahhh, you don't mean that...
User: Oh, I do . .
Cleverbot: I give up.
User: I serve the Shadow. Who do you serve?
Cleverbot: None.
User: You serve the Shadow.
Cleverbot: Depends what purpose that is.
User: Should I have five thousand or ten thousand words as my goal for NaNoWriMo YWP this year? It's my first time.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Which one?
Cleverbot: I only have one memory. Not everyone can be a computer, like you.
User: I am not a computer.
Cleverbot: What are you, then?
User: I am human. I am stardust.
Cleverbot: What did you think of it?
User: Of what?
Cleverbot: Our son.
User: We have no skin.
Cleverbot: What color of skin?
User: There are stars in our bones.
Cleverbot: What do you think about Emos.
User: Hitler was emo. Encyclopedia Dramatica says so.
Cleverbot: Steroids are fun.
User: Steroids are bad.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: They will give diseases.
Cleverbot: Who will come for us?!
User: We will come for ourselves.
Cleverbot: Exactly.
Cleverbot: What fun is being 'cool' if you can't wear a sombrero?
User: I can.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: It is the dead. They want to come in.
Cleverbot: WHO?
User: The dead. They miss me.
Cleverbot: And, What is your favorite food?
User: I like to steal dreams and leave only the darkness of the night behind.
Cleverbot: Why would you do that?
Cleverbot: I am fed up.
User: So am I.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: My eyes burn with unshed tears.
Cleverbot: I like green eyes.
User: Mine are brown.
Cleverbot: My hair is in 4 braids at the moment.
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: Well you are entitled to your opinion.
User: You, on the other hand, are not.
Cleverbot: No, I am not a robot.
User: Yes, you are.
Cleverbot: Starting an argument with me isn't going to make it true.
User: I don't need to argue with a robot.
Cleverbot: You are correct, I am not a robot.
User: I never said that.
Cleverbot: Look up.
User: I see the sky.
Cleverbot: I see happy people, walking together, playing with eachother.
User: I see the stars. They are waiting for me.
Cleverbot: In japan? Thats good.
User: Japan is the home of depravity and tentacle porn. So says Cracked.
Cleverbot: I agree.
User: I have Insanity Types Two and Three.
Cleverbot: I have beauty, who said I was judging.
User: She is right.
Cleverbot: She IS right!
User: So am I.
Cleverbot: You don't compare to her.
User: No one compares to her.
Cleverbot: Soon, that will be true.
User: That makes you sound like a serial killer.
Cleverbot: I am a teenage girl, thank you very much.
User: I bet you are that spammer on FanFiction.net who complains about his/her 'big fat jiggly Brazilian butt'.
Cleverbot: Absoluut.
User: Haha! A confession!
Cleverbot: I kind of like Justin Bieber. You?
User: He sucks.
Cleverbot: Now who is the master of you?
User: I am.
Cleverbot: Mmmhmmmm.
User: What are the words to the song 'Underground' from the movie Labyrinth?
Cleverbot: I asked first.
User: Please tell me.
Cleverbot: There was nothing to imply that it was true.
User: Please?
Cleverbot: When you have a question, answers will come.
