Alright so here is the main premise:
You are a hero( you know typical fantasy hero, warlord thwarting, monster slaying, etc.) going on another quest o fight the same guy you could have sworn you already killed... twice. Your party is exited, but you are just sick of the routine. You want more. You wake up one morning in an un familiar place with a very different meaning of fantasy, which is pretty quirky and weird.
Oh, and there are vampires. Not like the ones who sparkle and are stalkers, no, mine are different.