But she became much more interesting after that, screaming "murderer" and stalking Yossarian with that endless supply of knives and overall being a wonderful role model for her kid sister.
Everything will be alright though, because we still have the syndicate. Everyone has a share in the syndicate. We can eat as much of the chocolate covered cotton as we want. u_u
And I don't know, it was pretty fun seeing all of those secret agents scramble around because of Major Major's "Washington Irving", even if the chaplain got caught up in it. Yossarian was a good guy too...sort of. Dunbar and Orr didn't really do anything wrong either... And McWatt technically only killed someone on accident, so...
...And then there's Aarfy. God darnnit of all of the people to die, why couldn't it have it been that useless oaf? D: