I love that story for a lot of reasons even beyond the title, glad it was spared.
But anyhow this thread can still take contributions, there are stories with undeserved 3s and even 4s that need to be put on trial. And this is the most difficult part of all, because they have to be read first to identify them.
Like this one for instance, recently brought to to my attention by Zape uploading it on the IFDB as a way to introduce the site to strangers. Now I don't know what you were all smoking back then to give it a 4, but whatever it was, that shit's illegal now.