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Well not really, but the thread title gets more attention that way. (And I'm only being half serious with this anyway)

To All: STOP LEAVING STUPID ONE WORD COMMENTS! (This doesn't apply to regular forum posters since you guys can't stop arguing about something as simple as video game music. Lol)

I can tolerate 1s with no comments, I can toleratea torrent of insults about my writing. But for Lucifer's balls people, stop leaving dumb ass comments which barely even indicate whether you hated it or not.

For example saying "sad" doesn't give me adequate feedback. What was sad? Was the story sad because its tone made you want to cry and cry and cry or were you trying to say it was a sad little story written by a sad little man? Elaborate!

Another one was: "Oooookay" What the fuck? That doesn't help! Are you saying it because you're overwhelmed and at a loss for words in a good or bad way? Elaborate!

Now the guy who said that a story branch he read was boring is a little better, but it would help if he still ELABORATED on which one!

If you hated something I wrote you need to speak up louder! If I can't feel the hatred seething through the computer screen because you wasted precious moments of your life reading my story, then it's not worth it!

Okay I'm done. Carry on...

(Note: I won't really pay any attention to any long winded constructive criticism anyway, most likely I'll just insult you back and continue writing shit you hate! Lol)

Sad

usually i delete those type of comments for that very reason, they mean nothing to the author or anyone else wanting to possibly read the story. if youd like, i can delete them, just let me know.

nate

Crap. I think I just joined the VG music war.

Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Nah, the war is over. Rommy, Zero, and I like VG music, and JJJ likes penis in his butthole. Problem solved.

Anyway, yeah pathetic comments are sad.

What about me? I like penis in my  uhhh I like VG music too!

And for the comments, I think i remember seeing some that simply stated that they have completed the story.....which, ya know,  totally WASNT made obvious by the fact they were leaving a fucking comment....

Riley

He was either making a horrible joke the first time, or is schizopheric.

hurhuuur dudes cuz like wurds are HARD and duurrr... good storuys dun have wurds. thay have um.. duuur.... wurds sukk.

I'm betting he was making a horrible joke AND is schizophrenic.

probably expecting a bunch of twilight fan fiction like every other writing site out there.

Scary shit, people. Venture into a site other than this one and you will be FLOODED with twilight fantasies.

Dammit, where are my pills! Anybody got pills? Anybody!? Ah! Pills here!

[takes pills] Aaaah...

You know how Twilight fan-fictions get me.

Anyway, the "two many words" comment is a biproduct of the society that we live in. Aka, obnoxious, incompetant, greedy, self-righteous, simple-minded, 10-year-olds on CoD.

CoD and Halo. Don't forget Halo.

Ye gods I hate the multiplayer in Halo.

Halo: CE is still where it's at; Halo 3 is too easy and it's literally all kids. At least CoD has the occasional 16-yr-old.

I actually don't mind Twilight so much, I'm just parodying the cult-like fanbase it has. (S'right bitch, you're a cultist now.) I didn't read the book, but my brother and mom did and they liked it, so we saw Twilight and I liked it. Maybe it was bland or stereotypical, but overall, it was well-written, thought-out, and deep. Ya know, for a chique flique.

redeye/simpsons/ipod whatever his name is now never makes any sense to anyone. he only has one joke, bad langauge, it got old back in the day, its just boring and dumb now.

nate

Ahh, comedy.  I nearly spit up my cereal, Anubis's post... because of how angry it made it. >:(

:p

lol Actually I just poisoned your cereal. Your body's a resilient one, though; ya bastard.

Anyway, I think my diaphragm jammed from loling too much from that last comment of miller100's, JJJ.

ichc, 2?

I can has cheezburger, dumbass.

Oh, damn it! I know, okay!? It's not easy to deal with, alright! I didn't want to make a scene, but look at it now! Just perfect!

Sounds good.

End can produce it.

Dude. Futa is hawt.

WHY DOES NOBODY LIKE FUTA?!!? lol

Not a huge dick fan.  Not a small dick fan either.

lol I kid you guys. I only like my own big dick.

I just love some comments. I recently got: "Too many words". I had to wonder, did they not expect to do some reading? Though I admit I do tend to expand my sentences, this is a writing site, after all!