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   I'm not sure how many of you have been angered and outsmarted by the piece of garbage entitled IT'S HERE!!!, but I'm doing the site a favor and creating a walkthrough of it. You're welcome.

Here's the quick link to the "story": http://chooseyourstory.com/story/IT'S_HERE!!!.aspx (If that doesn't show up as a hyperlink copy/paste it into the address bar or look under Scifi fiction.)

   ~ I spent half of my day figuring this out: ~

   The Bathroom

   This part's really annoying, as pretty much everything you do gets you killed. Go with them, say "Nunna yo business" and run outside. If you have the rock, a new option will appear on the first page, to throw a rock at him. If you can, do that, then take his pistol and run out.

   The Parking Lot

   First, look around. You'll find a rock. If you die, you can use it to get the pistol and escape the bathroom quicker. Next, enter the school and go to the nurse's office. You get a first aid kit, but I don't think there's any point in the game where you can actually use it. Everything else will get you killed, so go to the intersection of CuteLittleDeer and Main Street.

   CLD / Main Street

   First, head north. You'll see the plaza, all you need is the deer feed at the deer feed shop. You can get the ticket for The Future Is Wild, but it has no use anywhere in the game. Now that you have both of those, you can either go south to the post office or continue to Cute Little Deer / Hidden Dinosaur Blvd. If you go to the post office, go upstairs and take the far right tunnel. You'll see two people through the vent, and one says that IT's weakness is to show IT a fawn. If you do this, however, you will be killed. I hope you did NOT do that, because you have this guide right here. Go to Cute Little Deer / Hidden Dinosaur Boulevard.

   CLD / HDB

   First, you'll want to go east on CLD. Go to the hiking trail, and continue cautiously. Investigate the bushes to see the fawn, then use the deer feed. Take the fawn and "go for a walk." Back at the intersection, head south on HDB and go to the mall. The only things of interest are the sword and the poison pills, so get both. Afterwards, find a way to kill yourself to start at the bathroom. (Do not restart the game, as it will delete all your items.)

   The Parking Lot, Part 2

   At this point, if you followed the guide, you should have all 8 items. However, you really don't need all 8, you only need three. I don't know why I put them all in the walkthrough. Maybe to sound professional? Anyway, check out the cute little deer (NOT the street, the last link on the page) and when IT sucks your brains out, USE your pet fawn. Somehow, you will be alive. While IT is entranced by the fawn, feed it poison pills. You will destroy it.

   I felt that our community needed to know how to beat this piece of crap, after reading the post about it by Expander, and here it is. I certainly hope this helped.

Agreed, that game took seven hours away from my life that I'll never get back. I hope I'll be able to reduce people's wasted time with this guide if they're trying to rate all the stories.

"his sole task in life was antagonism."

Much like binladen JDog/Deven711 with their constant september the 14th series. (Although all three of those aren't quite as annoying as primates)

By that I meant his games. Everyone knows his password, it's available in about 30 different places, including his profile.

If this didn't respond directly to the post: "What's interesting about him is who created the account."

Either he felt like pretending to be an average user, or hide his true identity while he put out all the bad ideas he had to make people hate that account. Then he put the password in his story, which may add to the doubt or confusion of some people.

There's a bunch of stories that specify binladen's password, the only other one I can think of is Ocean Adventure by Lake Lubinski. Not to mention, he put it on his own profile. I hope one of the admins comes back soon.

Sorry, forgot to put that into my post. Most important thing missed :P

I meant that Chocobot created binladen, and few knew who he was, (I remember a post about bin laden with no mention of chocobot. Then, choco put the password in JFP. I read it somewhere on the forums, can't remember where.

Or as my brother would say, "Oh my god! CYS was created by the Taliban!"

But anyway, I hope this guide will help others through this dung heap of an embarrasment to CYS ...

I tried it again and found this part where you can't shop in the mall, It is in the mall and you can't leave without dying. I don't think that's another way to win, but I find it strange because I never found that before.

Not that it really matters, I told you how to "beat" it and I'm sure after getting their point, no one will ever dare look at it again.

Haha, I just read the microscopic text on the bttom and it said, "Sometimes being first just isn't what you expected..."