The Kingdom of Corosa was a vast, prosperous land, blessed with fields of bountiful grain, forests teeming with wildlife, and villages that led a very happy life. The monarch of the kingdom was John Skylan III, a kind and influential King. Among his most trusted advisors stood his long-time best friend and most loyal bodyguard, Chris Stern. During a discussion, John was attacked by a small party of Erodini, savage gunmen who lived in the north.
   John was able to quickly make a full recovery, but Chris demanded revenge. The Erodini had attacked a few months back and nearly devastated his village. So he grabbed his sword, the legendary blade Blue Thunder, and a handgun and set off in search of the party.
   It wasn't that tough. They had left a path of tranpled grass leading far northward. After a full twenty-four hours of searching, Chris finally managed to find the base. But it was guarded. He managed to slip into a hole in the middle of a large rock at the last second, the King's words echoing in his head.
   "Get in there without being seen. Find the control room, contact me, and then beat those machines to death. Destroy them all. That way, they can't call for backup and we'll have them surrounded."

Doesn't the page length contribute to this as well? Meaning a 100-page story with twenty paragraphs per page could have a higher rating than a 300-page story with one sentence per page?

Well that's because this site has limits on the twistedness of stories.

Because the creators of salami wanted such a response.

For some reason, that seems too... not violent enough... for EndMaster...

Personally, I think that if you want an instant messaging program like Chatango, use an instant messaging program like Chatango. The odds of this site getting a new update within a year are approximately the odds that Bob will come back and make a good game. And I can tell already that the admins probably won't be too keen on this idea.

I played the game again, made my character look like Kenny from South Park, and ran around getting wasted in some of the most pathetic and impossible ways. (Like getting hit by a bus off of an overpass and landing in the back of a pickup truck)

TH@T'$ $0 3P1C!!1!!!11

Although you do have to admit that it IS a valid statement...

So you're saying that you could only be the same person if you created both accounts at the exact same time? That makes sense. To be honest, I actually live in completely different countries too. Don't feel bad.

I don't know why the hell I wrote the word "else" in there. Dude I normally used ninjas, and I barely beat level 1 of septic avenger.

Also, it's not security force, it's Bodyguards.