this is a loosely satirical and somewhat more gamey version of the game that isn't really a game. thanks to the creative juices of Bardockwest. The ORIGINAL: http://chooseyourstory.com/story/randomly-walk

I discovered a thing that JJJ wrote. It told me all about this quiz-making shit. I followed the instructions, even though I disobeyed JJJ's opening lines by starting this WITHOUT a basic knowledge of any of that weird scripty shit he recommended. This was low-effort as all hell, don't ever use the classic editor for anything you care about.

AQIMFTBHOIA DLC: THE UPDATE DESCRIPTION

Since some of my questions contained outdated information and I needed to make sure everything was in working order, I unpublished this thing. Since I understand this to be something that generally fucks with ratings, I'm gonna add 5 more questions so you have more of a reason to rate it again. Also, every question now has a stupid answer. These are the ones that are so blatantly wrong/non-answers that they give you negative points... Some are better hidden than others. Aside from most of the endings being revamped, there are two new endings! One is for people who're spectacularly awful at quizzes, and the other is an ending for people who go off the beaten path... By being really  bad at quizzes.

No, I will not add a thing at the end that shows your score. If you want to know your score, you have to dick-measure in the comments yourself. Drill Sergeant Nasty has always been an accurate barometer for how well you did, in my eyes.

In a strange world where World War I hasn't even happened yet, Law and order is the only accepted form of justice. Until NOW.

Enter Mild-Mannered Clifford T. Boot, 2nd class passenger on the world-famous vessel, the Titanic. Haunted by the shadows of his war-torn past, Clifford bought a ticket to the United States of America looking for a new life. But trouble always finds Clifford, and when an innocent widow and her child are kidnapped by a cult dedicated to resurrecting Napoleon, he has no choice but to return to his old ways and save them... Because for some motherfuckers, mass tragedy doesn't come soon enough.

I'm reasonably confident in my ability to make edible rice (one cup at a time) without looking it up. I have the timers for each part of the process saved on my phone! If you asked me to do it by vibes, rather than by exact minutes on a timer, you may be disappointed.

I would say I'm at a 4 just because I never plan ahead for any reason, but I do cook pretty regularly and have more knowledge of what raw ingredients I'm allowed to eat on short notice than most.

The funniest CYS Injoke is when we pretend for the sake of politeness that Celicni is any one of these things.

Yeah, the Thalmor would believe that the Mundus is demiurgical, smug scheming filth that they are. They're almost right in some ways, but they look into this notion not out of a desire for a more enlightened or truthful philosophy, but out of a desire to bend reality to their own ends. They have familiarized themselves with the subjectivity of this dream world, and have intentionally banned the worship of Talos as a blow to the races of Men that magically harms them all. The Thalmor ultimately seek to return to an age of barbaric slavery in the guise of a glorious lost civilization because they have no true souls. Theirs is naught but the accursed ambition that drove the omnicidal destruction of Lyg, reincarnated into the hearts of mortals even lesser than the Dreughs who first wielded it. Any who would support the third dominion deserve nothing but the sword, for their grandeur is delusional and their only desire is tyranny. May the soil of Tamriel drink their worthless blood until not a drop remains-- Pelinal take every last one of them!

If you ever see a Thalmor, kill them on sight. Trap them in a soul gem and hurl the gem into the ocean, so that they will be left waiting for the end of days imprisoned in a black void, waking and dead at the same time.

Jesus fucking christ man. Not only have you re-exposed us all to Kiel posts, but you've re-exposed me to 2016 Sentinel. This shit is why we need to make cats that glow when you get too close to cursed threads.

The rest of my legs are just out of frame! Normally don't give people this much of a behind the scenes look at how these posts are made, but it's a common enough question

Avery has only been a girl's name since, like, the 90s. It started out as a boy's name and, unlike a fully flipped name like Leslie, is unisex at best today. There's no way for us to predict you're a girl based just on that!

And what the hell why can't guys like flowers? That's toxic

Hoo boy, sounds like somebody hasn't had their nap.

Are you gonna go inside on your own or do you want me to help you?

It's hard to say, because movies are so internally varied that it's very rare that I'll watch it based on genre alone. Somebody can tell me some shit like "Hey, let's watch a romcom" or "Hey, let's watch a biographical crime drama" or something like that and I'll 100% be down for it every time. But If somebody tells me "Let's watch a kung fu movie from the 70s or 80s", I dunno, there's something about them that draws me. It certainly helps that a lot of the mainstream ones were made by the same circle of people so there's an element of consistency there, but I mean, I dunno, even the really off-brand ones are fascinating to me. It was such a wild artistic movement that contained a lot of subgenres unto themselves.

OOOOB! DEARHT EHT FFO TEG!

I like Ogre more than Peng