If you've ever seen Kitchen Nightmares, you've run into the same problem I have. The show is fine, whatever, but certain episodes would have been seriously elevated if Gordon Ramsay had been allowed to just take out some of those restaurant owners. I can't be alone in thinking that, right?

Last year we at CYS brought in the New Year with Wholesome Dog's Birthday Adventure. This year... this.

Disclaimer: This gets a little rancid.

Super Bonus Challenge: See if you can deduce which page of this storygame was written by Sent!

I discovered a thing that JJJ wrote. It told me all about this quiz-making shit. I followed the instructions, even though I disobeyed JJJ's opening lines by starting this WITHOUT a basic knowledge of any of that weird scripty shit he recommended. This was low-effort as all hell, don't ever use the classic editor for anything you care about.

AQIMFTBHOIA DLC: THE UPDATE DESCRIPTION

Since some of my questions contained outdated information and I needed to make sure everything was in working order, I unpublished this thing. Since I understand this to be something that generally fucks with ratings, I'm gonna add 5 more questions so you have more of a reason to rate it again. Also, every question now has a stupid answer. These are the ones that are so blatantly wrong/non-answers that they give you negative points... Some are better hidden than others. Aside from most of the endings being revamped, there are two new endings! One is for people who're spectacularly awful at quizzes, and the other is an ending for people who go off the beaten path... By being really  bad at quizzes.

No, I will not add a thing at the end that shows your score. If you want to know your score, you have to dick-measure in the comments yourself. Drill Sergeant Nasty has always been an accurate barometer for how well you did, in my eyes.

this is a loosely satirical and somewhat more gamey version of the game that isn't really a game. thanks to the creative juices of Bardockwest. The ORIGINAL: http://chooseyourstory.com/story/randomly-walk

In a strange world where World War I hasn't even happened yet, Law and order is the only accepted form of justice. Until NOW.

Enter Mild-Mannered Clifford T. Boot, 2nd class passenger on the world-famous vessel, the Titanic. Haunted by the shadows of his war-torn past, Clifford bought a ticket to the United States of America looking for a new life. But trouble always finds Clifford, and when an innocent widow and her child are kidnapped by a cult dedicated to resurrecting Napoleon, he has no choice but to return to his old ways and save them... Because for some motherfuckers, mass tragedy doesn't come soon enough.

What a shame. Maybe he should've done more with his 9 hours of freedom than pity the Wardens.

@Learned

Your username is a dubious claim at best. You'd best "learn" to recognize when you have the best deal you're going to get, and for your own sake I recommend you learn very quickly just why your 80th account has made it this long-- Because it's anything but the grace and forgiveness you seem to have treated it as. You seem to have alarmingly little idea just how much most of the people who could ban you right now, kind of want to do it, and how much your continued existence here hinges on the rest of us watching with morbid curiousity. Curiousity as to whether you can actually scrape enough brain-like slurry into a tin cup to pour into the smelly dark hole in your head, to do what Mystic has been trying to get you to do since this morning. I hope for your sake that you've been using these past 2 hours wisely. Unless something changes by the time I check tomorrow, I'm gonna do the job myself! Others may even gleefully decide to ban you before I do. You really do not seem to realize just how urgent and precarious your situation is.

Are you not using threaded view!? You blind idiot! I'll fuckin KILL you!

you PISSED IN THE DONATION THREAD

YOU NASTY-ASS BITCH

GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, GET OUT

Nobody simply implies that I would need to calm down if I weren't part of the gentry! Consider yourself .000001% banned! You're going to have to drink water that contains a homeopathic dilution of the sawdust of a freshly sanded ban hammer!

Nobody tells me to calm down! That's it, you're banned! (spiritually)

Ponits!? PONITS!? Disgusting! How dare you put ponits in the donation box! Not even the worst warden deserves a ponit! Fuck you! I'm gonna KILL you!

Giving over all the free commendations to the second richest order in the game is against the spirit of charity!

Actually, after having done some math, I've chosen to redact my previous donation. There's a lot of numbers that don't add up neatly to 1000 here, and it's pissing me off because it means all of you may as well be throwing your previous point donations into a flaming dumpster. I mean, you already are doing this by commending wardens, but I mean, there are noobs out here being like, "I want to give 10 points" or "What if I gave 39 points or some other autistic weird specific number", you are BURNING YOUR POINTS, you can't give out 1 tenth of a comm. If the point total doesn't add up cleanly to a number divisible by 1000, up to 999 points of donations will have been wasted! In order for every little bit to count, somebody rich has to step in and fix things.

So I'm amending my donation no longer to match SindriV, but to be a minimum of 1,000 points, plus whatever bumps us to the next commendation when the final total is counted.

That is a nonsense sentence

You are insane