If you've ever seen Kitchen Nightmares, you've run into the same problem I have. The show is fine, whatever, but certain episodes would have been seriously elevated if Gordon Ramsay had been allowed to just take out some of those restaurant owners. I can't be alone in thinking that, right?

Last year we at CYS brought in the New Year with Wholesome Dog's Birthday Adventure. This year... this.

Disclaimer: This gets a little rancid.

Super Bonus Challenge: See if you can deduce which page of this storygame was written by Sent!

I discovered a thing that JJJ wrote. It told me all about this quiz-making shit. I followed the instructions, even though I disobeyed JJJ's opening lines by starting this WITHOUT a basic knowledge of any of that weird scripty shit he recommended. This was low-effort as all hell, don't ever use the classic editor for anything you care about.

AQIMFTBHOIA DLC: THE UPDATE DESCRIPTION

Since some of my questions contained outdated information and I needed to make sure everything was in working order, I unpublished this thing. Since I understand this to be something that generally fucks with ratings, I'm gonna add 5 more questions so you have more of a reason to rate it again. Also, every question now has a stupid answer. These are the ones that are so blatantly wrong/non-answers that they give you negative points... Some are better hidden than others. Aside from most of the endings being revamped, there are two new endings! One is for people who're spectacularly awful at quizzes, and the other is an ending for people who go off the beaten path... By being really  bad at quizzes.

No, I will not add a thing at the end that shows your score. If you want to know your score, you have to dick-measure in the comments yourself. Drill Sergeant Nasty has always been an accurate barometer for how well you did, in my eyes.

this is a loosely satirical and somewhat more gamey version of the game that isn't really a game. thanks to the creative juices of Bardockwest. The ORIGINAL: http://chooseyourstory.com/story/randomly-walk

In a strange world where World War I hasn't even happened yet, Law and order is the only accepted form of justice. Until NOW.

Enter Mild-Mannered Clifford T. Boot, 2nd class passenger on the world-famous vessel, the Titanic. Haunted by the shadows of his war-torn past, Clifford bought a ticket to the United States of America looking for a new life. But trouble always finds Clifford, and when an innocent widow and her child are kidnapped by a cult dedicated to resurrecting Napoleon, he has no choice but to return to his old ways and save them... Because for some motherfuckers, mass tragedy doesn't come soon enough.

IT"S NOT DONE YET

One bath at the far end of the hall, but since I'm waterproof the bath itself is also a living room, to save space.
 

WAIT ARE YOU JUST MAKING ME SHOW OFF MY PALATIAL ESTATE TO ENRAGE THE PEASANTRY AND GET MY ASS GUILLOTINED!?

Nice try, but I have an answer for every one of your slanderous speculations!
 

IT'S NOT AN IGLOO IT'S A SUBMARINE IN LAKE MICHIGAN THAT SMELLS EXTREMELY NORMAL FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

THEN IT WILL HAVE BEEN YOUR LOSS, WOULDN'T IT'VE?

This is the only reasoning I will hear for the confiscation. I can live with that.

"Banned persons often have their points redistributed", that was not a precedent that was set nor a thing that regularly happened until long after Malk and I invented grave robbery, I'm sorry to say. It was public knowledge when we were doing it, there was nothing to "catch", and if you had asked or named names at the time when you weren't a mod, you certainly would have been allowed to have those points too. But you did not!

I plead NOT GUILTY! 

I refuse to accept even a shred of culpability for this, as this has nothing to do with anything I have done. I have never once awarded myself any points that were not stolen from a dead account. Those instances of rightful looting I hold to be sacrosanct under common law, as they were readily accepted at the time, and the opportunity was open to non-moderators as well. Chris, Malk, and I believe even Sherbet were all readily cut in to that heist and not a hand has been raised against them. The readily accepted practice of point confiscation has, in fact, continued, against living offenders no less, long after that initial incident, and no one-- Not Thara nor her numerous unremembered benefactors-- has seen a smidgeon of consequences for this, nor, I believe, should they. Out of the points that have been confiscated from me, I want those specific ones back, because if taking trophies from the corpse of an enemy is criminal, then I don't want to be innocent. I will be countersuing this sham of a state on this matter if they are not returned.

As far as the other admin bonuses, I don't care, take them. I appreciate that some administrators respect greatness when they see it, but I didn't give them to myself and have no idea where they came from. If you have suddenly decided to judge these donations as fraudulent, then that's your prerogative, but leave me out of it! And also, the points-per-featured thing is literally an automated process! An automated process, I might add, on a site that's so old, that even if I went and took one of those free coding courses that teaches you how to read programming or whatever, I'd have no idea  What the fuck do you think I did!? This is an outrageous accusation!

When you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him.

This happens commonly all over Italy and Greece, actually. When the sea air carries all the olive oil fumes toward the mountain, it gets caught there and sort of just starts to look like a Renaissance painting of people sitting on clouds.