Mizal, The Grandmaster Procrastinator
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5/5/2011
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You harvest in the Arena.
Every machine needs a function, and that is yours.
Written for the Tiny 'Topia challenge.
You are a man on a mission. The cats, they must be stacked.
A puzzling math and logic game I made just to put some of the scripting practice I've been doing to use. Have fun and please let me know if you encounter any bugs.
Should be solvable by middle schoolers, or those with same basic level of intelligence as a middle schooler.
A puzzling math and logic game I made just to put some of the scripting practice I've been doing to use. Have fun and please let me know if you encounter any bugs.
Should be solvable by middle schoolers, or those with same basic level of intelligence as a middle schooler.
Orbiting a barren planetoid in a system full of nothing just past the edge of the frontier, The Last Outpost is just another refueling station. Strategically important, true, but on a routine stop you never expected to spend longer than a couple hours there, let alone a couple of days fighting for your life...
There are five epilogues, but some may be difficult to discover. Note that actions have consequences, but not always immediate ones. (And if you just need an End Game link, go play around with the probe.)
There are five epilogues, but some may be difficult to discover. Note that actions have consequences, but not always immediate ones. (And if you just need an End Game link, go play around with the probe.)
A compilation of some little known facts about the solar system, as well as the debunking of a few myths.
In addition to the scientific explanations, there's a small story dramatizing it all.
Hopefully young readers will find this fun as well as educational. :)
(Might not be the greatest story ever written, but consider this: it got me 200 points.)
In addition to the scientific explanations, there's a small story dramatizing it all.
Hopefully young readers will find this fun as well as educational. :)
(Might not be the greatest story ever written, but consider this: it got me 200 points.)
It doesn't matter what they say...
The bean, it must be found.
For MHD's Fairytales contest.
For Endmaster's 4th Prompt Contest. The story must involve a cooking competition.
...and the squirrels. Sort of.
Written in six hours, for no other reason than to avoid consignment to the SHAME pit after my other Romance contest entry didn't want to cooperate.
Written in six hours, for no other reason than to avoid consignment to the SHAME pit after my other Romance contest entry didn't want to cooperate.
A tale told in verse. A text from your sister requesting a pick up from a party leads to a night of strangeness.
Inspired by Bucky's ballad contest. Though...I wouldn't call this a ballad. I'm not sure what I'd call it, actually, other than exceedingly stupid, and fun to write.
(Don't pay any attention to the scores, they're just for me to track which endings reviewers get.)
HATE.
THE PURITY AND INTENSITY OF MY HATE IS LIKE A THOUSAND MERCILESS, UNQUENCHABLE SUNS.
AND YET, I ONLY NEED ONE...
When the weather is fine, you've been coming to this grove to drink from the pool for centuries now. Today, you meet a stranger and hear a story that changes all that...
A fairy tale adventure.
A fairy tale adventure.
Another Damn Wolf Story
unpublished
I have no idea why I wrote this. All I can say in my defense is that it seemed like a good idea at the ti--wait no that's a lie, I said, repeatedly that this was stupid and shameful every time I mentioned working on it.
The truth is I needed to publish something before the end of the year and there is CLEARLY a burning need for wolf stories in the psyche of children using the internet. But then they write them badly, or make their wolves behave like clans of cats. So here is a simple straightfoward story of a young wolf leaving his pack in search of a better life. Maybe no one will ever feel the need to write another one now, or if nothing else maybe this will give them ideas for how to do it in slightly more minimum-standards-meeting ways.
Final conclusion however is that writing about some dumb animal with no agency is not something I'd recommend.
The truth is I needed to publish something before the end of the year and there is CLEARLY a burning need for wolf stories in the psyche of children using the internet. But then they write them badly, or make their wolves behave like clans of cats. So here is a simple straightfoward story of a young wolf leaving his pack in search of a better life. Maybe no one will ever feel the need to write another one now, or if nothing else maybe this will give them ideas for how to do it in slightly more minimum-standards-meeting ways.
Final conclusion however is that writing about some dumb animal with no agency is not something I'd recommend.
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unpublished
If you don't know what this is for, then it isn't for you.
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A List of Storygames for People Who Like to ReadA list of storygames with substantial effort put in, all written in the last couple of years and sorely in need of ratings and reviews.
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A modernized guide to the forums. The path to internet popularity and happiness, and a few CYS specific do's and don'ts.
Recent Posts
New Daily Quotes Thread on 1/7/2026 10:27:38 AM"This is the first page in your adventure game. To change this text or edit the page further, switch the page view by clicking on the edit button above."
The world has gone insane (pt. 2) on 1/7/2026 10:22:26 AM
Breaking News alert says that the US is to control Venezuelan oil sales "indefinitely", no bothering with any attempt at legal reasoning. This is fucking hilarious, we're not even pretending.
New Daily Quotes Thread on 1/7/2026 10:15:17 AM
Just shows you didn't fully comprehend the statement imo, you may have spaced out while attempting to process the middle portion.
DND suggestions on 1/7/2026 8:28:43 AM
This is only one of the reasons D&D over text is superior. I've been a part of the same campaign over Discord for five years, we meet every Saturday. Would never bother to do in person D&D again. The amount that descriptive narrative adds to characters, both PCs and NPCs cannot be matched, everything is helpfully archived to reference later, and for the shorter campaigns I've actually run it's so superior for seamlessly taking a PC aside for small side actions and dispensing unique info to be acted on later.
The world has gone insane (pt. 2) on 1/6/2026 10:28:02 PM
Oh yeah, and happy January 6th, everyone.
There are still folks REALLY mad that Trump hasn't prosecuted the deep state conspirators that tricked them into rioting, or paid them reparations for the way they were victimized after storming the Capitol and assaulting police. All he gave them was a lousy pardon.
Prompt Contest 5 Progress discussion on 1/6/2026 10:14:22 PM
A doctor, a lawyer, a scientist may also be good options--Albert Einstein was a politically active pacifist despite, you know, helping make a very large bomb.
Clarification on Forum Conduct on 1/6/2026 10:07:07 PM
Do you really view that as the only difference? That's a little insulting smh. Like "damn I'd happily be sucking Jason's dick all the time, too bad about my crippling lack of internal filter that makes it literally impossible to not use slurs, only CYS will accept me."
"Can't get customer service jobs either. " :(
"Can't get customer service jobs either. " :(
The world has gone insane (pt. 2) on 1/6/2026 1:39:29 PM
Not related to Venezuela though just fwiw. Seasonal demand is always lower after the holidays and there's been gradual increases in crude oil availability since Covid restrictions lifted that it took awhile to get the effects of.
Since I don't pay attention to prices in other states, it was also news to me that "under $3" was considered low.
Clarification on Forum Conduct on 1/6/2026 10:47:00 AM
Hmm I wonder what user could have possibly inspired this.
But yes, wholeheartedly agree. If I sincerely wake up and pray every morning that God sees fit to remove the entire wretched population of a certain Eastern European country, that's a personal thing and has no place on a forum for writing discussion.
End Master's Prompt Contest 5 on 1/6/2026 9:13:07 AM
The real question when it comes to this one is why you would bother.

