Mizal, The Grandmaster Procrastinator
Member Since
5/5/2011
Last Activity
12/11/2025 11:57 AM
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24765
Storygame Count
11
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3
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Behold my profile.
There's, uh, nothing here right now. Someday I should probably find a balance between the old text wall, and...this.
(she drew my avatar you know!)
There's, uh, nothing here right now. Someday I should probably find a balance between the old text wall, and...this.
(she drew my avatar you know!)
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Storygames
You harvest in the Arena.
Every machine needs a function, and that is yours.
Written for the Tiny 'Topia challenge.
You are a man on a mission. The cats, they must be stacked.
A puzzling math and logic game I made just to put some of the scripting practice I've been doing to use. Have fun and please let me know if you encounter any bugs.
Should be solvable by middle schoolers, or those with same basic level of intelligence as a middle schooler.
A puzzling math and logic game I made just to put some of the scripting practice I've been doing to use. Have fun and please let me know if you encounter any bugs.
Should be solvable by middle schoolers, or those with same basic level of intelligence as a middle schooler.
Orbiting a barren planetoid in a system full of nothing just past the edge of the frontier, The Last Outpost is just another refueling station. Strategically important, true, but on a routine stop you never expected to spend longer than a couple hours there, let alone a couple of days fighting for your life...
There are five epilogues, but some may be difficult to discover. Note that actions have consequences, but not always immediate ones. (And if you just need an End Game link, go play around with the probe.)
There are five epilogues, but some may be difficult to discover. Note that actions have consequences, but not always immediate ones. (And if you just need an End Game link, go play around with the probe.)
A compilation of some little known facts about the solar system, as well as the debunking of a few myths.
In addition to the scientific explanations, there's a small story dramatizing it all.
Hopefully young readers will find this fun as well as educational. :)
(Might not be the greatest story ever written, but consider this: it got me 200 points.)
In addition to the scientific explanations, there's a small story dramatizing it all.
Hopefully young readers will find this fun as well as educational. :)
(Might not be the greatest story ever written, but consider this: it got me 200 points.)
It doesn't matter what they say...
The bean, it must be found.
For MHD's Fairytales contest.
For Endmaster's 4th Prompt Contest. The story must involve a cooking competition.
...and the squirrels. Sort of.
Written in six hours, for no other reason than to avoid consignment to the SHAME pit after my other Romance contest entry didn't want to cooperate.
Written in six hours, for no other reason than to avoid consignment to the SHAME pit after my other Romance contest entry didn't want to cooperate.
A tale told in verse. A text from your sister requesting a pick up from a party leads to a night of strangeness.
Inspired by Bucky's ballad contest. Though...I wouldn't call this a ballad. I'm not sure what I'd call it, actually, other than exceedingly stupid, and fun to write.
(Don't pay any attention to the scores, they're just for me to track which endings reviewers get.)
HATE.
THE PURITY AND INTENSITY OF MY HATE IS LIKE A THOUSAND MERCILESS, UNQUENCHABLE SUNS.
AND YET, I ONLY NEED ONE...
When the weather is fine, you've been coming to this grove to drink from the pool for centuries now. Today, you meet a stranger and hear a story that changes all that...
A fairy tale adventure.
A fairy tale adventure.
Another Damn Wolf Story
unpublished
I have no idea why I wrote this. All I can say in my defense is that it seemed like a good idea at the ti--wait no that's a lie, I said, repeatedly that this was stupid and shameful every time I mentioned working on it.
The truth is I needed to publish something before the end of the year and there is CLEARLY a burning need for wolf stories in the psyche of children using the internet. But then they write them badly, or make their wolves behave like clans of cats. So here is a simple straightfoward story of a young wolf leaving his pack in search of a better life. Maybe no one will ever feel the need to write another one now, or if nothing else maybe this will give them ideas for how to do it in slightly more minimum-standards-meeting ways.
Final conclusion however is that writing about some dumb animal with no agency is not something I'd recommend.
The truth is I needed to publish something before the end of the year and there is CLEARLY a burning need for wolf stories in the psyche of children using the internet. But then they write them badly, or make their wolves behave like clans of cats. So here is a simple straightfoward story of a young wolf leaving his pack in search of a better life. Maybe no one will ever feel the need to write another one now, or if nothing else maybe this will give them ideas for how to do it in slightly more minimum-standards-meeting ways.
Final conclusion however is that writing about some dumb animal with no agency is not something I'd recommend.
Character Creator
unpublished
If you don't know what this is for, then it isn't for you.
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A List of Storygames for People Who Like to ReadA list of storygames with substantial effort put in, all written in the last couple of years and sorely in need of ratings and reviews.
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Recent Posts
I made a new storygame and it sucks dick on 12/11/2025 11:44:27 AMOh my god
Naz's all caps crashout on 12/11/2025 11:43:57 AM
@V__V
This is what someone embarassing themselves looks like.
(However, don't be surprised if you feel intense embarassment when looking back at your posts in 4-6 years, I understand that's very common for long term members here. Just ask Sent and Malk!)
Hello! :3 on 12/11/2025 11:08:17 AM
Yeah, I hadn't seen the big tantrum when I posted that, whoops.
All these kids just need to come back later when they're mature enough to stop embarrassing themselves that way.
I made a new storygame and it sucks dick on 12/11/2025 11:06:12 AM
The issue isn't that you're new, it's that you actually seem to be suffering from a severe mental defect that makes you incapable of learning or improving.
And still haven't rated a game I see.
Naz's all caps crashout on 12/11/2025 11:01:41 AM
Damn and here I was trying to make a deal with you.
Good luck going through life flipping your shit at every offhand comment I guess. Thara literally lowered a line into the water with no hook and no bait and you still raged it into a noose somehow with zero effort on her part, that's almost impressive lol.
Hello! :3 on 12/11/2025 10:57:17 AM
I was growing fond of Naz, can we ban the death note kid instead?
Naz, stop making accounts and go give one of Thara's games an 8/8 and a glowing 300 word review about how it changed your life for the better, and review one of MHD's games as well. I'm sure we can come to an arrangement that's agreeable to everyone here.
Hello! :3 on 12/11/2025 7:45:13 AM
She was asking RK questions and you replied to her instead with "lol idk". Flicking you away like a booger for jumping in for no explainable reason and bumping the thread to add literally nothing to anything being said is a perfectly valid response, but there are others you guys who just can't stop posting like this are going to like less.
I made a new storygame and it sucks dick on 12/11/2025 1:13:58 AM
Well somebody's got to cut all that papyrus.
I made a new storygame and it sucks dick on 12/11/2025 1:06:54 AM
He may honestly be the dumbest individual I've ever seen here that wasn't just immediately banned for their own good. (Assuming he's at least in middle school anyway, maybe he's like 9 or something though.)
In any case, he's lucky we place a lot of value on wholesomeness here, but he'd be better off just quietly reading storygames and rating awhile. That story is not going to make the cut for minimum standards, he's going to need a couple more years before he's at that level.
When a guy just offhandedly mentions that most of the stories on the site are BAD, it creates certain expectations that he's not going to produce poorly spelled drivel himself, and more importantly that he's going to rate some of those stories and explain why.
what do you prefer, as a reader? on 12/11/2025 12:49:25 AM
The item system exists, however it's no longer very popular and yes, many readers do find having to use items annoying. (The fact nobody was reading on a phone when it was first designed could be a factor.)
However since this seems to be an RPG you're trying to make, you've probably got a little more flexibility as far as adding more "game like" things that way.
However since this seems to be an RPG you're trying to make, you've probably got a little more flexibility as far as adding more "game like" things that way.
