Surviving The Black Plague

I HATE ETHNIC PEOPLE PLEASE SEND HELP I HAVE A SHOTGUN TO MY FACE RIGHT NOW

Stay far away from Black death

Well, initially I was drawn to this story due to the colourful comments and it suddenly appearing on the new stories section?

I think this one is good enough for me to take a big shit on. I found it funny, to be honest. The writing is evidently poor, story branching is largely nonsensical and makes no sense from branch to branch, i.e. in one branch you can drink the cure instead of your wife, and you are healed, but if she drinks it its a fake? that was funny. How he survived 5 years on a tree with no food is beyond me, I found it funny though. It also felt very weird how when i visit the old man I fall sick instantly but in some paths when your wife does it she's fine? I was also a bit shocked at how we all of a sudden had a son, when there was no previous mention or implication that we had one, felt like a bit of a jump scare.

TLDR: characters: 1.5/8
branching: 2/8
story coherence: 1.5/8
humour: 5.8/8
grammar and writing style: 1.8/8

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niggertron

What’s up nigger

Yo was good ma niggers just wanna say you all lookin fine ah hell me finna molest all of you niggas. Ma fat veiny dick wanna go in the pink then later in the stink!

My newborn baby girl just shat on my face so I shot that hoe in the face. I hope the right people are reading this (I’m clinically insane please send help before I kill myself) slay xx