Bezro, The Reader

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7/16/2024 4:43 AM

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27 wins / 27 losses




I can play the guitar and write slightly good, so love me. "Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are, 'It might have been.'" –Kurt Vonnegut. "We must understand that sadness is an ocean, and sometimes we drown, while other days we are forced to swim." -R.M. Drake.


Standing in-between the hordes of vegetables, there is one fruit, prophesied in days of old. With boiling juice he scoured the produce section, killing every vegetable in sight, until they all trembled in fear. Those who tasted the bite of his knife named him, the Berrybarian

Very loosely based off that one Lil Darkie album.

You are trippin', and you want to keep it that way. And you're thinking in rhymes for some reason.

Recent Posts

End Master's Crisis Contest on 7/5/2024 3:31:08 AM
Didn’t expect any better. Can’t say I didn’t try though lol.

End Master's Crisis Contest on 7/5/2024 3:01:36 AM
Is it too late to withdraw from the contest? If it is just throw me in the pit, because my parents just told me we would be going on a trip that will overlap the deadline, and I won’t have access to any sort of computer. While I have written a good bit, it won’t be enough to actually enter as it is now even with cutting a lot, and I have about a day to submit anything if I do. And if I do it’ll just be a repeat of Cleansed, and it definitely won’t be enough to beat Malk. Thanks for any sort of consideration on my retarded self. TL;DR I’m pathetically begging for leeway that I probably don’t deserve, because I wasn’t as efficient with my writing as I should have been.

What Are Orders? on 6/16/2024 3:15:13 AM
MiltonManThing likes me though, at least I think he does.

What Are Orders? on 6/15/2024 10:02:11 PM
Honestly. If you aren’t a sage just go away.

End Master's Crisis Contest on 6/13/2024 12:58:12 AM
Wasn’t dumb, you just don’t have very thick skin. Too sensitive to be online.

End Master's Crisis Contest on 6/4/2024 8:09:46 PM
I have triple checked and I should be free to do this contest. I will enter.

PETROS on 5/31/2024 1:18:58 AM
No, I’m fourteen. Makes a lot of difference.

Go rate this story on 5/21/2024 11:45:48 PM
It would be dishonest to not read it though. I’m gonna read it and rate it, just not gonna like it.

Go rate this story on 5/21/2024 9:17:11 PM
I tried reading it, I just can’t do romance.

Thunderdome 11: Bezro vs Suranna vs ???? on 5/19/2024 8:58:21 PM
Still mad about that one post, I don’t forget.