12/10/2023

7/25/2024 2:48 AM

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27 wins / 27 losses

Sage

Berrybarian

unpublished

Standing in-between the hordes of vegetables, there is one fruit, prophesied in days of old. With boiling juice he scoured the produce section, killing every vegetable in sight, until they all trembled in fear. Those who tasted the bite of his knife named him, the Berrybarian

SUPER DARK VR

unpublished

Very loosely based off that one Lil Darkie album.

Trippin'

unpublished

You are trippin', and you want to keep it that way. And you're thinking in rhymes for some reason.

Didn’t expect any better. Can’t say I didn’t try though lol.

Is it too late to withdraw from the contest? If it is just throw me in the pit, because my parents just told me we would be going on a trip that will overlap the deadline, and I won’t have access to any sort of computer. While I have written a good bit, it won’t be enough to actually enter as it is now even with cutting a lot, and I have about a day to submit anything if I do. And if I do it’ll just be a repeat of Cleansed, and it definitely won’t be enough to beat Malk. Thanks for any sort of consideration on my retarded self. TL;DR I’m pathetically begging for leeway that I probably don’t deserve, because I wasn’t as efficient with my writing as I should have been.

MiltonManThing likes me though, at least I think he does.

Honestly. If you aren’t a sage just go away.

Wasn’t dumb, you just don’t have very thick skin. Too sensitive to be online.

I have triple checked and I should be free to do this contest. I will enter.

No, I’m fourteen. Makes a lot of difference.

It would be dishonest to not read it though. I’m gonna read it and rate it, just not gonna like it.

I tried reading it, I just can’t do romance.

Still mad about that one post, I don’t forget.