Your name is Edward or Ed for short, and you are a regular businessman. You can either take the wife's and kids' path, the lonely path, or you can fail your job and eat Ben & Jerry's ice cream all day and night, never leaving your house.

(Note: If things are in bold like this, it is time for a decision. But, if you don't know what the heck you are supposed to do, then it's a puzzle. Another note: Try opening items. The answer to the puzzle might be in there!)