The virgin midget vs the CHAD alpha

No, you've hit the nail right on the head. My life is a complete piece of shit. Boo hoo, I am sad. 

Wow, people are tall here.

Ouch. Right in the insecurity spot. You've inflicted a mortal wound, sir. 

Lmao, thanks for being considerate. I'm not offended at all, I just like taking the piss with people. Although I guess I should really stop now, considering how it gets me into all sorts of hot water. 

Also, I think everyone has a lot of hate like that pent up inside of them. Sometimes you need to just get it off your chest, you know?

And if you're telling me you don't find all those things I talked about annoying as well, you're a dirty liar. 

Also I hate it when people tell me I have a sad life. I don't. I'm enthralled with life right now. I couldn't be happier. Yep, I'm living the dream. I bet you're just jealous of that. Loser.

Wow. It's been only half an hour and I've already found another type of person I hate.

Also, I'd have to say it's also pretty annoying when you're writing with a #2 pencil and the lead fucking breaks. So then you have to get up and go sharpen it, and when you get back and start writing, it snaps again. So then you go back and sharpen it again, but then it's all wood on one side so it's no good and you have to keep on sharpening and sharpening and sharpening until you're sure the lead's broken off inside the sharpener like 5 times by this point. You take the pencil out and it's about 3 inches shorter by this point, but it's still all wood on one side so you have to keep on sharpening until the pencil is down to a stub and you're forced to settle for a dull, blunt head that makes all your words look funny. That's really fucking annoying - I hate teachers who don't have electric pencil sharpeners. I'd be able to pay attention better if I didn't have to spend like half the class trying to sharpen my pencil. Goddamn, that really grinds my gears. 

Also I hate it when you're at the beach and your feet are wet so all the sand sticks to them. By the time you have to go home, your feet are covered in sand and when you slip them into your shoes it feels like you're walking on wet, broken glass the whole way back to your car or whatever. That sucks too. 

And I fucking hate those kids who always whine about every little fucking thing. All they do is whine and cry to everyone around them and they never shut the fuck up. Like, do we look like we give a shit? It's really hard to resist the urge to slap them; it'd be extremely satisfying for sure, but you'd probably get in trouble and it would just make them burst into tears. What a bunch of pussies. The worst part is that they never realize they're the problem and they always defend themselves fiercely whenever someone points out that they're being a whiny crybaby about everything. A lot of the time these guys are extremely arrogant and think they're better than everyone else. Gets on my nerves, you know? 

I think it's really annoying when you put something in the microwave for like 5 minutes and when it comes out it's still ice-cold in certain spots here and there. That's pretty nasty and annoying. I hate that. 

Also I hate those weirdos who spend like 10 hours a day arguing with strangers about politics over the internet. Some of them will write legitimate 5000 word essays to "prove" a point. People with lives, people like me, we don't have time for that shit. We have more important things to do, like jacking off or sleeping. Like, do those weirdos just live their whole lives in front of their computers or something? What a horrid existence.