Matthias, The Contributor

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2/21/2017 10:07 PM

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24 wins / 29 losses





Ah...fuck. I need a vacation.
"Fooey! The porchlight went out and I cant see whether or not it's dark outside!"- Dave Beard

 "A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."-Steve Martin
The gloom fills my entire being. My soul burns with regret. The gristly powers of my overlord trickle unto me.


I have made the wrong decision.

My world doesn't revolves around you, Master.

I shall do your bidding.

I shall bring on destruction at the wave of your hand.

I shall not be the instrument of your internal darkness.

I am not your puppet, don't do with me as you will.

I am not a servant, not eager to fulfill your commands.

I am the clay of forbidden power, and I await to be molded by your sinister hands.

You're a piece of shit, temporaryaccount.





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Recent Posts

Writing Prompts Week #7 on 2/20/2017 10:32:08 PM

So, about a week between each judging and contest?

Writing Prompts Week #7 on 2/20/2017 10:27:23 PM

When are these judged/ when does contest end?


EndMaster’s Edgelord Contest on 2/20/2017 8:20:28 PM

It's just a story, so technically I wouldn't 'see' it, I would just read it. I would see it in the same sense that I saw your main character take a fetus and blend it up, then make the mom drink her own fucking baby. Which is actually more deranged?

EndMaster’s Edgelord Contest on 2/20/2017 8:11:34 PM

Weren't you the one who wrote the story wih the fetus milkshake?

EndMaster’s Edgelord Contest on 2/20/2017 7:44:41 PM

Where is this story? Where? I must know! Tell me!

What happenend to the "Hello Everybody" Thread? on 2/18/2017 9:36:37 AM

Well, I wasn't on too much last night and the "Hello Everybody" thread by Stevemcgreeve appears to have exploded. What happened? Does anyone have an archive? Did Stevemcgreeve get banned?

Why People Who Use Forks Are Satan Worshippers on 2/18/2017 9:30:32 AM

@Bannerlord the necromancers never stop, do they?

Steve's Superhero Spectacular! on 2/16/2017 4:49:22 PM

I've been posting some stories, if you haven't noticed. I've been told the one I'm currently writing is less shit then my last one.

Meyers-Briggs Test (Label Yourself)! on 2/15/2017 9:52:26 PM

I'm a campaigner. (ENFP-T)

Hello Everyone! on 2/15/2017 8:30:12 PM

Welcome to Cystia, friend! I hope you enjoy your time here!