MinnieKing, The Apprentice Scrivener

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3/30/2017 2:50 AM

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Duel Stats

43 wins / 31 losses


Ordained Sage



Currently busy with: Writing my entry for the Chaos Contest and defeating Queen Thara in the commendations war

Sup, I'm MinnieKing. Or, King of all things that happen to be Mini. I have a mini chihuahua, I use mini chocolate chips when I eat anything requiring chocolate chips, and I stole your shampoo. What? Nothing. Nevermind.

You may refer to me as Minnie, MK, King, MinnieKing, Sir Awesome, Awesome Sir, King of Miniature, Lord of Bad Puns, or gerbloeioaixjfnjeiwodjjchfjoqosi

Hobbies: Reading, Writing, and Gaming.

Location: Whatever the most mini location is.

Is Awesome: MinnieKing

King of Mini Things: Me

Mini: Yes

Friends: Hmmm... Well, I guess anyone who enjoys the small things in life. (Get it? Ah whatever.)

Facts: •I dislike Cleveland.

           •If I order something in the mail, and it has a big package, I will smash it to damn pieces.

           •I have been to Candyland.


1. Write an 8/8 story

2. Publish 4 stories with a rating of 4 or higher Completed 12/29/16

3. Collect 500 points Completed 12/11/16

4. Collect 1000 points Completed 12/30/16

5. Get a story featured

6.  Become awesome Completed at birth.

7. Get first, second, third or fourth in a contest

8. Have my username bold and red 3 times Completed 2/26/17

If you want to PM me go ahead, we could build a doomsday device, or I could tell you the exact date of your death... Or, you know, we could just be friends.

Anyways, be sure to check out my stories if you want to...


"When life gives you lemons, make it into lemonade, but that lemonade will taste like shit since life never gave you sugar and water."

"When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, just to see the look on lifes face."

"Two lemon jokes in a row? I'm better then this."

"Laugh, and the world will laugh with you. Cry, and you cry alone."

"Holy shit. Why the fuck did I put that last quote here? That's just depressing. I need to say something funny to balance it out... UHH.. CLAMS!"

Favorite Storygames

1. Dead Man Walking

2. Cryptode

3. Eternal

Current Favorite YouTuber

Samgladiator (But his best videos are his roleplays with Taurtis)

Current Rival - BannerLord

Trophies Earned

Earning 100 Points Earning 500 Points Earning 1,000 Points Rated 95.7% of all Stories



Your life is definitely going downhill... The bullies at school are getting meaner and meaner, your friends are all chasing after girls, and you can't even think straight woth your teachers yelling at you for having C's. Your wise math teacher helps you break out of your funk...

Blast from the Future

You're a normal kid at a normal school... But when a strange man shows up telling you you're the only one who can save the future, a few changes will take place.  


What lengths will you go to to get your truck back after a con artist drives off with it?

(Note: Yes I know this story is short, but I still worked hard on it. I hope you enjoy!)


Insanity Castle

As a knight, you were always trained to fight, protect, and serve. But what will happen when you screw up and must escape the dungeon?

(WARNING: I strongly advise you to check everything in this story,  as there are a lot of items you need to win. Seriously, if you miss one important item you could lose the whole thing. Good luck!)

Natures Great Void

The other contest entries put this one to shame, but here it goes.

They've decided to attempt to send a spacecraft to a strange object that has appeared in the solar system, but something unexpected happens.

In this storygame, there are a lot more ways to die then survive. Try to not die!

An entry for Buckys January Survival contest.

Polly wanna cracker?

The story of how a young boy befriended a pirates discarded parrot, and how they grew up together.

The Invasion of CYOA

It was a normal day on CYOA (Choose Your Own Adventure), when suddenly, aliens began inhaling all the text from the site! Can you stop the invasion!?

Small Update: Added Ford, Tim36D, and TCount parodies.

The River of Fire

The river Phlegethon, also known as the river of fire is located in the Underworld itself, and its liquid fire burns all it touches... and you must avoid it.

This storygame isn't very long, but theres a good amount of reading and branching. Technically, you can't really lose, but you can get a bad ending. That could count as losing if you want.

There are 13 endings, 5 bad, 3 good, 5 neutral. Good luck.

Recent Posts

The Cystia Roll of Honour on 3/30/2017 2:13:26 AM


The Cystia Roll of Honour on 3/30/2017 2:09:45 AM

Great, now she's spamming the other threads too? Aaaugh.

The Cystia Roll of Honour on 3/30/2017 2:08:47 AM

Look at the lounge >~<

Rainbow has no life.

The Cystia Roll of Honour on 3/30/2017 2:07:38 AM

Lol, nice one- aaaand shit. We're being spammed again.

The Cystia Roll of Honour on 3/30/2017 2:02:40 AM

Tell those bastards I don't want any of those damned girlscout cookies

The Cystia Roll of Honour on 3/30/2017 2:00:37 AM

Very true. King MinnieKing sounds better though, since I get to be praised as King twice.

The Cystia Roll of Honour on 3/30/2017 2:00:07 AM

You're right. A lot has changed in the past month or so.

Interesting comments 2 on 3/30/2017 12:03:19 AM

To Iquarius:

This is ENDMASTER we're talking about. The line is far, far away.

The Cystia Roll of Honour on 3/29/2017 11:52:11 PM

*Cries tears of joy*

Duchess Steve.

King MinnieKing.

I'm so fucking happy

Draw My Attention (Age of Apples) on 3/29/2017 6:46:41 PM

Wait, is linearity actually a word? I didn't think it was. That would have made writing comments a lot easier xD