MinnieKing, The Journeyman Scrivener
Busy with: Writing, buying fancy straws, and being great.
Yo, i'm MinnieKing. Overlord of all things that happen to be mini.
You may refer to me as Minnie, MK, King, MinnieKing, Sir Awesome, Awesome Sir, King of Miniature, Lord of Bad Puns, The Mighty Minnie, Bane of All Existence, or jdndiwndidow.
My Eleven CYS Goals
1. Write a 7.5/8 story
Publish 4 stories with a rating of 4 or higher Completed 12/29/16
Collect 500 points Completed 12/11/16
Collect 1000 points Completed 12/30/16
5. Get a story featured
Become awesome Completed at birth.
7. Get first, second, third or fourth in a contest
Have my username bold and red 3 times Completed 2/26/17
9. Collect 2100 points
Be the first to get 300 commendations Completed 7/25/17
11. Receive 3 of the personal trophies
If you want to PM me go ahead, we could build a doomsday device, or I could tell you the exact date of your death... Or, you know, we could just be friends.
Anyways, be sure to check out my stories if you want to...
"He has the most commendations, like it or not he is kind of a big deal." -Mizal
"MinnieKing, you showed up at the site as a failure who I personally though was beyond redemption, but in six months you managed to publish eight games, more than most of the site have done in their entire time here. Certainly more than that dumb bitch Mizal, that's for sure. The fact that you continue to write, as well as your kindness and friendliness shown to everyone on the site is without a doubt the reason you have won so many peoples hearts." -Steve24833
"MinnieKing is a new member but a fantastically prolific writer with the courage to write and publish his stories and accept the inevitable mix of praise and criticism that invariably follows publishing (sometimes at the hands of critics who have never published a story themselves)." -Will11
"I like him :D" -ZagHero
"MK IS A FANTASICALLY AWESOMELY PUNNY FRIEND!!!" -Crescentstar
"King is the best!" -Orange
"Minnieking has done a lot of good criticisms and his writing has improved a lot (nice to see someone taking criticism ^-^)" -Seto
"mk make one more pun and i'll shit on your life" -Ford being Ford
Your life is definitely going downhill... The bullies at school are getting meaner and meaner, your friends are all chasing after girls, and you can't even think straight woth your teachers yelling at you for having C's. Your wise math teacher helps you break out of your funk...
You're a normal kid at a normal school... But when a strange man shows up telling you you're the only one who can save the future, a few changes will take place.
What lengths will you go to to get your truck back after a con artist drives off with it?
(Note: Yes I know this story is short, but I still worked hard on it. I hope you enjoy!)
As a knight, you were always trained to fight, protect, and serve. But what will happen when you screw up and must escape the dungeon?
(WARNING: I strongly advise you to check everything in this story, as there are a lot of items you need to win. Seriously, if you miss one important item you could lose the whole thing. Good luck!)
The story of how a young boy befriended a pirates discarded parrot, and how they grew up together.
It was a normal day on CYOA (Choose Your Own Adventure), when suddenly, aliens began inhaling all the text from the site! Can you stop the invasion!?
Small Update: Added Ford, Tim36D, and TCount parodies.
The river Phlegethon, also known as the river of fire is located in the Underworld itself, and its liquid fire burns all it touches... and you must avoid it.
This storygame isn't very long, but theres a good amount of reading and branching. Technically, you can't really lose, but you can get a bad ending. That could count as losing if you want.
There are 13 endings, 5 bad, 3 good, 5 neutral. Good luck.
A remake of Insanity Castle.
Recent PostsSite Running Very Slowly on 5/7/2018 3:54:30 AM
Yeah, it seems better now. Hopefully it stays that way. Yesterday it ran perfectly for a few hours, but then slowed down again, so I wouldn't be surprised if the same thing were happening right now.
Site Running Very Slowly on 5/7/2018 2:54:19 AM
Huh. It seems it's worse for you. For me and Comic the loading takes no less than twenty minutes.
Site Running Very Slowly on 5/6/2018 11:31:18 PM
Yeah, I don't think in my time here I've ever experienced the site loading so slowly or getting errors so often. I waited nine minutes for my PMs to load.
E: And I just had to wait four minutes for this post to send.
I am that I am on 5/5/2018 6:31:00 PM
Sounds like some kind of really high quality bakery. Welcome.
Fresh Meat - baiting and hooking thread on 5/4/2018 5:56:28 PM
I'm still around, I've just been more inactive in the forums than I'd like, sadly.
And indeed, @Davis2Nguyen, good pun. :D
Feedback wanted! on 4/26/2018 6:53:20 PM
It was unfinished, had terrible grammar, used too many exclamation marks and too many capital letters. There was no character development, and the plot was out of control starting at the very first page. The setting had no effort put into it, and the story itself also had a mere 699 words.
Of course it was unpublished.
Feedback wanted! on 4/26/2018 12:20:39 PM
Which one is it?
Important Writing Question on 4/24/2018 12:02:34 AM
If it's done well, I guess so.
As long as the story isn't just the protagonist raping people, thinking about people they raped in the past, and rape in general.
White supremacist CYOA on 4/17/2018 10:17:56 AM
Dead ends in general are always a nuisance.
White supremacist CYOA on 4/16/2018 11:54:19 PM
Well this should be amusing.