MinnieKing, The Apprentice Scrivener
Whatup, I'm MinnieKing. Or, King of all things that happen to be Mini. I have a mini chihuahua, I use mini chocolate chips when I eat anything requiring chocolate chips, and I stole your shampoo. What? Nothing. Nevermind.
You may refer to me as Minnie, MK, King, MinnieKing, Sir Awesome, Awesome Sir, King of Miniature, Lord of Bad Puns, or gerbloeioaixjfnjeiwodjjchfjoqosi
Hobbies: Reading, Writing, and Gaming.
Location: Whatever the most mini location is.
Is Awesome: MinnieKing
King of Mini Things: Me
Friends: Hmmm... Well, I guess anyone who enjoys the small things in life. (Get it? Ah whatever.)
Facts: •I dislike Cleveland.
•If I order something in the mail, and it has a big package, I will smash it to damn pieces.
•I have been to Candyland.
MY EIGHT GOALS
1. Write an 8/8 story
Publish 4 stories with a rating of 4 or higher Completed 12/29/16
Collect 500 points Completed 12/11/16
Collect 1000 points Completed 12/30/16
5. Get a story featured
Become awesome Completed at birth.
7. Get first, second, third or fourth in a contest
8. Have my username bold and red 3 times
If you want to PM me go ahead, we could build a doomsday device, or I could tell you the exact date of your death... Or, you know, we could just be friends.
Anyways, be sure to check out my stories if you want to...
"When life gives you lemons, make it into lemonade, but that lemonade will taste like shit since life never gave you sugar and water."
"When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, just to see the look on lifes face."
"Two lemon jokes in a row? I'm better then this."
1. Dead Man Walking
Your life is definitely going downhill... The bullies at school are getting meaner and meaner, your friends are all chasing after girls, and you can't even think straight woth your teachers yelling at you for having C's. Your wise math teacher helps you break out of your funk...
You're a normal kid at a normal school... But when a strange man shows up telling you you're the only one who can save the future, a few changes will take place.
What lengths will you go to to get your truck back after a con artist drives off with it?
(Note: Yes I know this story is short, but I still worked hard on it. I hope you enjoy!)
As a knight, you were always trained to fight, protect, and serve. But what will happen when you screw up and must escape the dungeon?
(WARNING: I strongly advise you to check everything in this story, as there are a lot of items you need to win. Seriously, if you miss one important item you could lose the whole thing. Good luck!)
The other contest entries put this one to shame, but here it goes.
They've decided to attempt to send a spacecraft to a strange object that has appeared in the solar system, but something unexpected happens.
In this storygame, there are a lot more ways to die then survive. Try to not die!
An entry for Buckys January Survival contest.
The story of how a young boy befriended a pirates discarded parrot, and how they grew up together.
It was a normal day on CYOA (Choose Your Own Adventure), when suddenly, aliens began inhaling all the text from the site! Can you stop the invasion!?
Small Update: Added Ford, Tim36D, and TCount parodies.
The river Phlegethon, also known as the river of fire is located in the Underworld itself, and its liquid fire burns all it touches... and you must avoid it.
This storygame isn't very long, but theres a good amount of reading and branching. Technically, you can't really lose, but you can get a bad ending. That could count as losing if you want.
There are 13 endings, 5 bad, 3 good, 5 neutral. Good luck.
No clue where you are. No clue where you're going.
Can you make friends?
My very first attempt at scripting :)
Recent PostsLet's honor fleeting masterpieces on 2/25/2017 9:36:17 PM
Can't you write another? :(
Let's honor fleeting masterpieces on 2/25/2017 8:56:22 PM
DO IT, DO IT PLEASE *Throws cake*
Three Year Anniversity on 2/25/2017 7:33:00 PM
Is it just me? Photo problem... on 2/25/2017 7:19:56 PM
Is it just me? In the forums and on profiles, I can't view images. Or go through image links either. Are they blocked?
a day as a you kai on 2/25/2017 7:15:06 PM
AKA the author rated it, saw it had low ratings, went offline and rated it 8/8 so it would look high quality.
a day as a you kai on 2/25/2017 6:57:26 PM
Minnie VS God
Weirdest fetishes on 2/25/2017 6:50:27 PM
You're dead to me.
Weirdest fetishes on 2/25/2017 6:49:54 PM
I... I don't know!
a day as a you kai on 2/25/2017 6:46:18 PM
This means I beat god? O_O
Weirdest fetishes on 2/25/2017 6:44:32 PM
I don't even... just...
Why have you made this?!