MinnieKing, The Journeyman Scrivener

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9/23/2017 2:22 AM

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47 wins / 34 losses


Ordained Sage



Before you ask, or say anything to me, know that I am male. Not female.

Busy with: Being accused of having vampire powers, destroying bricks, and being great

Yo, i'm MinnieKing. Overlord of all things that happen to be mini.  

You may refer to me as Minnie, MK, King, MinnieKing, Sir Awesome, Awesome Sir, King of Miniature, Lord of Bad Puns, The Mighty Minnie, Bane of All Existence, or jdndiwndidow.

Location: Whatever the most mini location is.

Is Awesome: MinnieKing

King of Mini Things: Me

IQ: Duck

Friends: Hmmm... Well, I guess anyone who enjoys the small things in life. (Get it? Ah whatever.)

Facts: •I dislike Cleveland.

           •If I order something in the mail, and it has a big package, I will smash it to damn pieces.

           •I have been to Candyland.

Le Eleven Almighty Goals

1. Write a 7.5/8 story

2. Publish 4 stories with a rating of 4 or higher Completed 12/29/16

3. Collect 500 points Completed 12/11/16

4. Collect 1000 points Completed 12/30/16

5. Get a story featured

6.  Become awesome Completed at birth.

7. Get first, second, third or fourth in a contest

8. Have my username bold and red 3 times Completed 2/26/17

9. Collect 2100 points

10. Be the first to get 300 commendations Completed 7/25/17

11. Receive 3 of the personal trophies

If you want to PM me go ahead, we could build a doomsday device, or I could tell you the exact date of your death... Or, you know, we could just be friends.

Anyways, be sure to check out my stories if you want to...


"He has the most commendations, like it or not he is kind of a big deal."        -Mizal

"MinnieKing, you showed up at the site as a failure who I personally though was beyond redemption, but in six months you managed to publish eight games, more than most of the site have done in their entire time here. Certainly more than that dumb bitch Mizal, that's for sure. The fact that you continue to write, as well as your kindness and friendliness shown to everyone on the site is without a doubt the reason you have won so many peoples hearts." -Steve24833

"MinnieKing is a new member but a fantastically prolific writer with the courage to write and publish his stories and accept the inevitable mix of praise and criticism that invariably follows publishing (sometimes at the hands of critics who have never published a story themselves)." -Will11

"I like him :D" -ZagHero

"Caramel angels x3" -Seto

I have received pats on the back from:



People I still want to give me a pat on the back:









Trophies Earned

Earning 100 Points Earning 500 Points Earning 1,000 Points Earning 2,000 Points Rated 95.9% of all Stories



Your life is definitely going downhill... The bullies at school are getting meaner and meaner, your friends are all chasing after girls, and you can't even think straight woth your teachers yelling at you for having C's. Your wise math teacher helps you break out of your funk...

Blast from the Future

You're a normal kid at a normal school... But when a strange man shows up telling you you're the only one who can save the future, a few changes will take place.  


What lengths will you go to to get your truck back after a con artist drives off with it?

(Note: Yes I know this story is short, but I still worked hard on it. I hope you enjoy!)


Insanity Castle

As a knight, you were always trained to fight, protect, and serve. But what will happen when you screw up and must escape the dungeon?

(WARNING: I strongly advise you to check everything in this story,  as there are a lot of items you need to win. Seriously, if you miss one important item you could lose the whole thing. Good luck!)

Natures Great Void

The other contest entries put this one to shame, but here it goes.

They've decided to attempt to send a spacecraft to a strange object that has appeared in the solar system, but something unexpected happens.

In this storygame, there are a lot more ways to die then survive. Try to not die!

An entry for Buckys January Survival contest.

Polly wanna cracker?

The story of how a young boy befriended a pirates discarded parrot, and how they grew up together.

The Invasion of CYOA

It was a normal day on CYOA (Choose Your Own Adventure), when suddenly, aliens began inhaling all the text from the site! Can you stop the invasion!?

Small Update: Added Ford, Tim36D, and TCount parodies.

The River of Fire

The river Phlegethon, also known as the river of fire is located in the Underworld itself, and its liquid fire burns all it touches... and you must avoid it.

This storygame isn't very long, but theres a good amount of reading and branching. Technically, you can't really lose, but you can get a bad ending. That could count as losing if you want.

There are 13 endings, 5 bad, 3 good, 5 neutral. Good luck.

Recent Posts

Just being a cunt on 9/18/2017 10:32:21 PM

k bye. I'll miss you pineapple penguin person.

Saddest storygames out there? on 9/17/2017 5:58:25 PM

Snow. And Seasons Change.

Contest SHAME 4: SHAME SHAME Pants City! on 9/16/2017 11:07:07 PM


Contest SHAME 4: SHAME SHAME Pants City! on 9/16/2017 2:11:04 AM

I planned too much and wrote too little.

I deserve the SHAME.

What was the best book you had to read at school? on 9/14/2017 8:51:00 PM

This thread is a year old.

Skool Sucks on 9/12/2017 6:53:20 PM

It's hard for me to believe you have straight A's when you used hardly any proper spelling or grammar, as well as a concerning amount of capital letters and exclamation points.

Writing Prompt:week #1 on 9/11/2017 7:10:20 PM

This is in fact a site where people can write almost anything they want, with a few exceptions (like WC and porn), but you've made half a dozen shit writing prompt threads, none of which have had any quality prompts or effort put in. People have been trying to give you advice and criticism, but you keep doing the same thing and don't seem to be learning much.

Best Horror Movies on 9/9/2017 3:22:42 PM

My favorite horror movie is The Exorcist. It's one of the few horror movies that can send chills down my spine no matter how many times I watch it.

Writing Prompt:week #1 on 9/8/2017 9:45:22 PM

Eh, I would like to see someone start doing these prompts again in his place. Someone who can actually use proper grammar, that is. Seto is so busy that his are beginning to seem like monthly writing prompts :P

nu. on 9/8/2017 9:39:02 PM

This is like, your seventh "first" writing prompt.