MinnieKing, The Journeyman Scrivener
So, my birthday is this month. I'll probably forget
again and then feel worthless.
Busy with: Writing, buying fancy straws, and being great.
Yo, i'm MinnieKing. Overlord of all things that happen to be mini.
You may refer to me as Minnie, MK, King, MinnieKing, Sir Awesome, Awesome Sir, King of Miniature, Lord of Bad Puns, The Mighty Minnie, Bane of All Existence, or jdndiwndidow.
If you'd like to join the Abusement Park, here is the invite: https://discord.gg/2nRxYxW
My Eleven CYS Goals
1. Write a 7.5/8 story
Publish 4 stories with a rating of 4 or higher Completed 12/29/16
Collect 500 points Completed 12/11/16
Collect 1000 points Completed 12/30/16
5. Get a story featured
Become awesome Completed at birth.
7. Get first, second, third or fourth in a contest
Have my username bold and red 3 times Completed 2/26/17
9. Collect 2100 points
Be the first to get 300 commendations Completed 7/25/17
11. Receive 3 of the personal trophies
If you want to PM me go ahead, we could build a doomsday device, or I could tell you the exact date of your death... Or, you know, we could just be friends.
Anyways, be sure to check out my stories if you want to...
"He has the most commendations, like it or not he is kind of a big deal." -Mizal
"MinnieKing, you showed up at the site as a failure who I personally though was beyond redemption, but in six months you managed to publish eight games, more than most of the site have done in their entire time here. Certainly more than that dumb bitch Mizal, that's for sure. The fact that you continue to write, as well as your kindness and friendliness shown to everyone on the site is without a doubt the reason you have won so many peoples hearts." -Steve24833
"MinnieKing is a new member but a fantastically prolific writer with the courage to write and publish his stories and accept the inevitable mix of praise and criticism that invariably follows publishing (sometimes at the hands of critics who have never published a story themselves)." -Will11
"I like him :D" -ZagHero
"MK is da boss" -Crescentstar
"King is the best!" -Orange
"Minnieking has done a lot of good criticisms and his writing has improved a lot (nice to see someone taking criticism ^-^)" -Seto
"mk make one more pun and i'll shit on your life" -Ford being Ford
I have received pats on the back from:
People who I still want to give me a pat on the back include:
Your life is definitely going downhill... The bullies at school are getting meaner and meaner, your friends are all chasing after girls, and you can't even think straight woth your teachers yelling at you for having C's. Your wise math teacher helps you break out of your funk...
You're a normal kid at a normal school... But when a strange man shows up telling you you're the only one who can save the future, a few changes will take place.
What lengths will you go to to get your truck back after a con artist drives off with it?
(Note: Yes I know this story is short, but I still worked hard on it. I hope you enjoy!)
As a knight, you were always trained to fight, protect, and serve. But what will happen when you screw up and must escape the dungeon?
(WARNING: I strongly advise you to check everything in this story, as there are a lot of items you need to win. Seriously, if you miss one important item you could lose the whole thing. Good luck!)
The other contest entries put this one to shame, but here it goes.
They've decided to attempt to send a spacecraft to a strange object that has appeared in the solar system, but something unexpected happens.
In this storygame, there are a lot more ways to die then survive. Try to not die!
An entry for Buckys January Survival contest.
The story of how a young boy befriended a pirates discarded parrot, and how they grew up together.
It was a normal day on CYOA (Choose Your Own Adventure), when suddenly, aliens began inhaling all the text from the site! Can you stop the invasion!?
Small Update: Added Ford, Tim36D, and TCount parodies.
The river Phlegethon, also known as the river of fire is located in the Underworld itself, and its liquid fire burns all it touches... and you must avoid it.
This storygame isn't very long, but theres a good amount of reading and branching. Technically, you can't really lose, but you can get a bad ending. That could count as losing if you want.
There are 13 endings, 5 bad, 3 good, 5 neutral. Good luck.
Recent Postsnoob looking for a coauthor cause I NEED HELP on 11/11/2017 11:47:31 PM
I'd rather stick by my statement that he's just stupid.
noob looking for a coauthor cause I NEED HELP on 11/11/2017 3:12:58 PM
It's not her fault that you're dumb.
(Fanfare) I HAVE COME!!! MWAHAHAHAAA!!! on 11/8/2017 11:14:14 AM
Well, judging from this thread, I can safely say that you're right- you are pretty damn obnoxious.
Still stupid though, don't get me wrong.
noob looking for a coauthor cause I NEED HELP on 11/5/2017 7:50:08 PM
Maybe you need a grammar lesson as well...
For the Order! on 11/5/2017 12:48:05 PM
Whoever has the most points gets most commended if nobody got any commendations that day.
Draw My Attention (Reign of the Mini-King) on 11/4/2017 9:27:28 PM
It's up yet again.
The author is pretty much asking for point docks, really.
Draw My Attention (Reign of the Mini-King) on 11/4/2017 12:58:58 PM
It's published again.
At this point I think you should dock the author points.
For the Order! on 11/4/2017 2:33:22 AM
Can't argue with that, but with my commendation amount I don't think that will happen for a while.
For the Order! on 11/4/2017 1:48:53 AM
That's what they all say.
(Fanfare) I HAVE COME!!! MWAHAHAHAAA!!! on 11/1/2017 5:04:44 PM
Indeed, just what I'd expect from a thirteen year old who uses elementary school humor.