TheChef, The Dramatist

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8/12/2020 5:03 PM

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Figured this was due for an update.  Welcome to my profile!

I'm the Chef, connoisseur of all things horror.  If you don't believe me, feel free to read anything from my wide collection of two storygames below.

Currently working on a sci-fi survival game using the variable and item systems on CYS, hopefully it comes out sometime this year.  If you need any help with writing or site stuff, I shouldn't be your first choice with all the experience on this site, but I'll still help anyway.

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Disney+ and Thrust

Play as Tyler, a young man just trying to make sense of dating.  When he gets some advice and a Disney+ account from his friend, Brad, there's only one logical thing to do.  

Entry for Bucky's Year's End Contest

Land of the Setting Sun

My entry for Gower's Contest: Battle in the Ruins of a Dead Civilization

Explore the not-so-uninhabited ruins of Japan, after it had been completely annihilated in World War Two.  Fifty years later, the travel ban is lifted, and James and his crew may be the first people to get a peek into this relic of a country.  However, expect the unexpected, for James and his crew are not the only residents of the Land of the Setting Sun!

Hope y'all enjoy it!  Please leave a comment, any feedback would be much appreciated!

V.2 - 183% less POV and tense errors, partly in thanks to the help of Shadowdrake27 and Mizal.  Thank you both!

The Unsightly Treatment of One, Benjamin Schatz.

A tale of torture, travel, and terrible secrets.

For the Tiny 'Topias Jam, even if it is slightly wordy.

Lions' Inferno and the Protectorate

“Citizens of Earth!  Your saving grace has arrived!  Courtesy of all of those brave men and women before us, a supremely effective defensive force has been established.  You may call us the Protectorate.  You have my word as an agent of the United States Conglomerate that not a single Craven bomb will detonate on Earth’s surface from this moment on!”

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Recent Posts

Partial Freedom, at last... on 7/14/2020 2:43:27 PM

Been there, failed out of that training after 30 weeks.  It ain't no joke, good luck.

Partial Freedom, at last... on 7/14/2020 4:48:07 AM

A 72-week training?  If it's anything linguistics, I was in that program a while back too.  Otherwise, congrats on making it through!

Eseria [Readers Needed] on 6/13/2020 6:31:54 PM

My "dumbness" is not excessive.  It's just the perfect amount.  Regardless of the issue on my PC, I'm still able to open it up on mobile, so don't fret.  

Eseria [Readers Needed] on 6/13/2020 4:54:38 PM

Just checked, it's enabled. 

Eseria [Readers Needed] on 6/13/2020 4:39:50 PM

Pulling up your story generates a blank first page for me on both Google Chrome and Edge, dunno if it's me, or the storygame.

June is Noob Threshing Month! on 6/7/2020 6:08:28 AM

Now that's what I call promising.

Mizal's Prompts (Better Than Ogre's) on 6/2/2020 6:54:32 PM

Day 1) Ogre's Demise

June Writing Prompts: Day 4

Alright, revert…  easy enough.  Don’t have to do any intense medical research like yesterday, I can just write something artsy and faggoty, or maybe even one of those drug PSA’s.  Going strong, almost halfway through the first week.

June Writing Prompts: Day 9

Et cetera? Uhm, alright.  I might be able to turn this into some sort of joke story.  Maybe instead of et cetera, I’ll just create a story around a world where instead of using et cetera, people have to say the entire list of things they were gonna replace with et cetera.

June Writing Prompts: Day 11

Thesaurus, onomasticon, language reference book, et cet---, ah, I mean, storehouse of words, word list, glossary, terminology, sourcebook, treasury of words, lexicon, vocabulary.

June Writing Prompts: Day 15

Night jar.  Gonna have to Google this one.  Alright well, to begin with, if they’re talking about the bird, it’s one fucking word: nightjar.  Secondly, I really don’t want to write about birds.  What’s miz’s day 15… fucking cutthroats.  God, that would be so easy.  Fuck this shit.

June Writing Prompts: Day 21

That’s just fucking lazy.  

June Writing Prompts: Day 26

So, Shonda Rhimes huh? I take it all back, whomever wrote this list has some fantastic taste.  A bit specific but boy do I have a lot to write about here.  

June Writing Prompts: Day 30

Fucking hell, it’s the last day.  All I’ve got to do is finish this piece of writing drek, press ‘post’, and it’s all over.  So fed up with this shit that I’m not even bothering to copy and paste it from somewhere else.  Please, just let this go smoothly.  So long as the site doesn’t crash or something, I’m in the clea---

Mizal's Prompts (Better Than Ogre's) on 6/2/2020 5:24:16 PM

Ooh I think I might do this.

Tiny 'topias Jam on 5/15/2020 11:29:02 PM

Did so just now, had to wait for the 2 days to fully pass.

Tiny 'topias Jam on 5/15/2020 12:37:45 AM

The Unsightly Treatment of One, Benjamin Schatz.

Another wordy failure, but I like it.