TheRealShaq, The Reader
Welcome to the profile of the almighty Shaq. Am I the REAL Shaq? Possibly. For all you know I might be. There is definitely a chance that I could end up being The Real Shaq.
I host Shaq Fu lessons every Friday at the Dojo of the Modern Shaq Fu Arts atop Mount Fuji. If you wish to become a force to be reckoned with, please drop by. Pizza is served every other Friday.
Recent PostsFresh Meat: Baiting and Hooking Thread on 4/7/2019 11:35:29 PM
I can assure you, Mr. Ogre11, that you are 100% correct in this. I am the real Shaq, as my name implies.
Fresh Meat: Baiting and Hooking Thread on 4/7/2019 11:34:31 PM
All is forgiven. If there's one thing training in the ancient arts of Shaq Fu have taught me, it's that "forgiveness is the key to selling merchandise" -Shaq Fu Secret Texts (Volume 2, Chapter 17).
Fresh Meat: Baiting and Hooking Thread on 4/7/2019 11:26:15 PM
How could you say such things about my free throw shooting? It was all part of my master plan to promote my line of Hack-a-Shaq protective body armor. Whether it worked or not is still up for debate. According to the numbers it didn't, but we know numbers always lie.
Fresh Meat: Baiting and Hooking Thread on 4/7/2019 7:32:52 PM
I am indeed the realest Shaq. No other Shaq is quite as real as I. Any doubters will be dunked on.