WizzyCat, The Reader
I'm never, ever going to finish a writing project. I'll just blame it on depression.
The Most Inspirational Quotes of the Interwebs:
"Ever get that feeling of a wet, noodle-like thing caressing your inner thigh? I do." -Steve24833, 2016
"Plot Twist: We're all pedophiles!" -Tim36D, 2016
"Well if you're so smart, then why can I just blow you up with grenades, huh?" -Northernlion, 2017
"I'm sorry, but you ate my cat." -Dustin, 2017
"What planet, on Earth, is this?" -Northernlion, 2017
"He just withstood the tazing through sheer force of will." -Northernlion, 2017
"I'll let her beat me today!" -K.T.V., 2017
"My part-time hobbies include living. That's right, living, because I have more important things to attend to, such as Pokemon!" -K.T.V., 2017
"Things I'm bad at include making smart choices, having good grammar and spelling, and being sensitive towards others' opinions. Things I'm good at? I'm good at being bad at things." - K.T.V., 2017
"AH, you're dripping liquids!" -Me, 2018
"And here we find the wild Zac, violently penetrating a plastic cup!" -Me, 2018
"Let me open her." -DanGheesling, 2018
"Your head is not a minecraft block" -[Retarded Teacher], 2018
"My car has the dopest windscoop!" - Phillip, 2018
This profile is currently being updated. Hopefully...
I will never give up my FISH!
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The Food Dimension, a strange place, where foods are the only life. As humanity invents new foods, the spirits of food are sent into the Food Dimension. The Food Dimension is in a constant state of disarray, with wars and conflicts happening non-stop. All foods have minor physic powers, that allow them to ingest food and perform small actions. They also talk with eachother through their physic powers. Each food has it's own unique attacks and abilities. For example, grapes shoot their inner juices at enemies in the form of explosive and damaging orbs.
The gummy bears invade! Will you get out of school alive, or will the gummy bears get you? This is in the future, and you are 16, very fit. This future is a more corrupted one, allowing children to bring weapons to school, well, not children, but students. Note: Some choices lead to a slow but certain death, so you might need to restart.
Long ago, in a galaxy where you are currently located, the Great Wars began. The Warrior Cats came, and plagued CYStia. They were eradicated, but when people thought their extermination meant peace for CYStia, they were wrong. Their death resulted in the fanatics mutating, into hideous trolls and daemons. These creatures infest CYStia, and their records must still be destroyed from the libraries of CYStia. The Kibbles, humanoid felines, being among the first of the races to fight in the Great Wars, continue their vigilance, for their hatred towards the Warrior Cats is endless, as the foul monsters bring a bad name to all feline species. It is strange, but somehow, an ancient manuscript has kept summoning these monsters. It's time for purification. TOTAL purification.
Going to school in the zombie apocalypse is REALLY hard. When the school bus is a helicopter and you're constantly escorted by military personnel and everyone carries a weapon, shit can really hit the fan.
Now when assassinations started to happen, shit hit the fan and then the fan hit a bigger fan.
Reader discretion advised: This game is not for wandering 3-year-olds!
Recent PostsSucks to be New Zealand on 3/15/2019 7:15:12 PM
I must say, of all the shootings over the past year or so, this was the absolute worst. Not just because of the high body count, but just because of how repulsive and disgusting this person was. I can't believe that an actual human being can be that horrific. The moment he said "Remember lads, subscribe to Pewdiepie" I just wanted to vomit. Such a terrible act of violence... From all these shootings I feel like I'll have to keep a gun on me wherever I go...
Valentine's Day on 2/13/2019 11:09:23 PM
Anywhere! Bonus points for police stations.
Valentine's Day on 2/13/2019 10:13:14 PM
It's not illegal if there's no cops around!
Valentine's Day on 2/13/2019 9:56:40 PM
I mean, I have plenty of guns of various varieties so that's not really a selling point for me, and heat guns are just kinda loser blowtorches.
Valentine's Day on 2/13/2019 9:54:58 PM
They probably make punji traps and shit in preparation.
Valentine's Day on 2/13/2019 9:52:38 PM
A fucking loser. Also at a high school, there's no way you can't notice it.
Valentine's Day on 2/13/2019 8:28:36 PM
I'm honestly surprised that this is a "holiday". All it does is make lonely people feel bad and depressed and rips off couples with outrageous prices at restaurants. Why do people pay attention to it?
Cancelled Nazi game on 1/29/2019 4:19:03 PM
Just play Rimworld with mods...
General World Events Thread on 9/24/2018 11:11:14 AM
This video embodies America perfectly. Absolutely perfectly. Two groups of retards fighting and dying over a mattress in an alleyway...
We Killed Him on 5/23/2018 1:43:04 AM
What a man. What a true symbol of dedication. He must've been really sour that day. *salutes*