WizzyCat, The Wordsmith

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4/19/2018 10:07 PM

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I am the one, the only, WizzyCat! I am a â€‹lazy-ass motherfucker semi-active writer and really enjoy reading stories and playing storygames. I'm not all that active, but I strive to write well and I love to work on short stories in the forum. I also like to draw, and although it's really cringe-worthy, I might share some of it eventually. An American citizen although I have radical views that are most certainly NOT American.


The Most Inspirational Quotes of the Interwebs:

"Ever get that feeling of a wet, noodle-like thing caressing your inner thigh? I do." -Steve24833, 2016

"Plot Twist: We're all pedophiles!" -Tim36D, 2016

"Well if you're so smart, then why can I just blow you up with grenades, huh?" -Northernlion, 2017

"I'm sorry, but you ate my cat." -Dustin, 2017

"What planet, on Earth, is this?" -Northernlion, 2017

"He just withstood the tazing through sheer force of will." -Northernlion, 2017

"I'll let her beat me today!" -K.T.V., 2017

"My part-time hobbies include living. That's right, living, because I have more important things to attend to, such as Pokemon!" -K.T.V., 2017

"Things I'm bad at include making smart choices, having good grammar and spelling, and being sensitive towards others' opinions. Things I'm good at? I'm good at being bad at things." - K.T.V., 2017

"AH, you're dripping liquids!" -Me, 2018

"And here we find the wild Zac, violently penetrating a plastic cup!" -Me, 2018

"Let me open her." -DanGheesling, 2018

"Your head is not a minecraft block" -[Retarded Teacher], 2018

"My car has the dopest windscoop!" - Phillip, 2018


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I will never give up my FISH!

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Food War!

The Food Dimension, a strange place, where foods are the only life. As humanity invents new foods, the spirits of food are sent into the Food Dimension. The Food Dimension is in a constant state of disarray, with wars and conflicts happening non-stop. All foods have minor physic powers, that allow them to ingest food and perform small actions. They also talk with eachother through their physic powers. Each food has it's own unique attacks and abilities. For example, grapes shoot their inner juices at enemies in the form of explosive and damaging orbs.

Invasion of the Gummy Bears

The gummy bears invade! Will you get out of school alive, or will the gummy bears get you? This is in the future, and you are 16, very fit. This future is a more corrupted one, allowing children to bring weapons to school, well, not children, but students. Note: Some choices lead to a slow but certain death, so you might need to restart.


Long ago, in a galaxy where you are currently located, the Great Wars began. The Warrior Cats came, and plagued CYStia. They were eradicated, but when people thought their extermination meant peace for CYStia, they were wrong. Their death resulted in the fanatics mutating, into hideous trolls and daemons. These creatures infest CYStia, and their records must still be destroyed from the libraries of CYStia. The Kibbles, humanoid felines, being among the first of the races to fight in the Great Wars, continue their vigilance, for their hatred towards the Warrior Cats is endless, as the foul monsters bring a bad name to all feline species. It is strange, but somehow, an ancient manuscript has kept summoning these monsters. It's time for purification. TOTAL purification.

Recent Posts

Thoughts on gun control on 4/18/2018 3:34:33 PM

In a hole full of homework and Reddit.

Thoughts on gun control on 4/18/2018 3:29:41 PM

14-year-old by now.

Thoughts on gun control on 4/17/2018 10:08:27 PM

Give me a Deagle and I'll sort it out!

Florida School Shooting on 2/16/2018 3:16:36 PM

Nah, it's gun control.

Commie Thread on 1/23/2018 10:53:13 PM

Well then, both Fazz and Steve are wrong.

Commie Thread on 1/23/2018 10:52:40 PM

Really? Well, that makes sense.

Commie Thread on 1/23/2018 10:45:02 PM

Well, Socialism can also be defined by being capitalism, except utilities and healthcare are paid for by the government.

Commie Thread on 1/22/2018 10:26:14 PM

OK, as if that's much better.

Commie Thread on 1/22/2018 3:07:59 PM

Yeah, well they're the ones that agreed with the system in the first place. :/

Commie Thread on 1/22/2018 2:55:57 PM

Ha! The US is clearly superior to your country, because here the rich use the very government to cheat society! It's amazing, because the people are so dumb that they actually continue to elect officials that ruin the society.