primates, The Dramatist

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...or so it seems.


I am also known as primatesrock2007, cookiescream44, Little Caesar...

 Joke of the few days that I just change at random


You might be a redneck if you think The Nutcracker is something you do off the high dive...

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Cougar Crossing: Imminent Threat

Just minding your own business...PUMA.jpg






Stranded II

PARK CITY.jpgThis is not a map game. I'm sorry for all the guys who liked the map. I tried to map it out but it didn't work. Also, I got the player out of the jungle and didn't steal this one from I Shouldn't be Alive. Hopefully this one will be better.

The Javan Rhinoceros

     You are on a mission to get up close and personal with the critically endangered Javan Rhinoceros to learn about its habits. But there will be many dangers. The rhinos are very ill-tempered and there are all kinds of hungry jungle cats to avoid! So you must be careful! Question is... can you do it?rhino2.jpg

The Last Man Standing

Seven hundred years in the future, many things will come to us, including tissue engineering, flying cars, and the extinctions of many species. But, more than that, a deadly new kind of bomb.
This bomb was designed to start forest fires, and then react with the plant material to create atomic split. Before they let it loose, they had planned to warn every city in the world to dig up a shelter and stock it well. Most of the transmissions were distorted inunderstandably, and some cities were forgotten.
The bomb detonated and the fallout spread everywhere, except Antarctica.
In the few cities that were warned adequately, the people in the shelters realized not enough food was there. Fights broke out and many were killed or starved to death in these tiny city shelters. Disease was rampant.
You are now one of the last men standing. Play this game to see who is responsible, why this bomb went off, and how you will survive, if you survive.

You'd better hide...

A primates Adventure         

A man lies dead in the forest, and you weep on the rock where he met his fate, his blood still fresh on your hands. Why would such a thing happen? You know that they haven't noticed that he's missing now, but just you wait.




Keep your eyes open to just about every item that comes. You'll need most of them. I'll reward the user that wins this game with untold riches that no one would guess. It's very hard. So don't say I didn't warn you.

Get the heck off this Island!
     The age old tale of getting lost on some Island that you don't even know about. You must survive the island and find your way off before you die.

The City is being attacked by Killer Monkeys!

Read the Title.

Weirdos from Another Planet 2: The goons are here!

If you have not played Weirdos from Another Planet! yet, I suggest you do so.     

 You awaken in an asylum one morning and look out the window in your room. And you see some deranged elephants stampeding and trumpeting around, crushing people under their red feet! They are being herded by tentacled weirdos from another planet! You scream,                                     

                 Octo.jpg"I need to get out of this asylum! The Goons are here!"

      Can you get out of the mental hospital and defeat the goons? Please leave a comment.

Weirdos from Another Planet 4: They want___(insert your name here)___burgers!!

       Did you really think I was gonna stop making these?

       Take it from me. You should play and win chapters 1, 2 and 3 before you play this one. This is part of the whole (Let the reader know what the #3LL is going on) petition. Ya with me?

       Sooooo... You are full with pride after Last week's episode. You thought you ganged on them and drove them to extinction. But if there's another chapter, that must be wrong. And not only are the Goons here, but They're on a mission to devour you alive!

Weirdos from Another Planet 5: Stop the Aliens!

         Trust me. Play the first 4 installments of my series before you even get your hands on this one. And I know that there are some people here who use the back button to cheat, so don't cheat!

         The name says it all. You were walking around one day, when you hear a guy selling newspapers about a recently documented endangered rhino. You seem interested and walk in that direction, when, out of the blue, comes a weird looking guy with a ray gun!


That was weird. You look towards the freak, wondering what the heck his point is.


You stare at him, hardly blinking.


Honestly. That guy doesn't seem like the sharpest tool in the shed. Well, you have a mission now.

Weirdos from Another Planet!

You control a boy named Cesar as he comes across weirdos from another planet! Join him in this hilarious adventure as he tries to make them leave!
Fighting them could mean death! Not fighting will assure it! Can he survive the invasion?


Recent Posts

Magventure. on 6/24/2007 11:08:37 PM
I never said I was gonna challenge you to make a better one. You're gonna die, you overgrown eggplant!

Magventure. on 6/23/2007 7:25:38 PM
Can I be a bad guy?

Magventure. on 6/23/2007 7:22:20 PM

Why play a game about the site if you are on a fuller, more constantly updated version...

Seems... unoriginal.

Prehistoria on 6/18/2007 9:53:11 AM

Prehistoria on 6/17/2007 9:18:23 PM
You saying you are gonna challenge me to make a dinosaur game? Bring it on, old man!

Prehistoria on 6/15/2007 9:47:02 AM
I'm sorry. I checked out the site, and I don't know if I'll be able to put pictures from Qwantz. Sorry, guys.

Prehistoria on 6/15/2007 12:25:02 AM


A Primates Adventure

I have finally made my decision.  A group of people will discover an artifact that will take them to Prehistoria.  It's probably gonna be like where you are watching each member of a group as you make their decisions.  I still have to decide what dinosaur time they'll be taken to.  Also, where.  I'll take suggestions.

Last Man Standing on 6/15/2007 12:04:46 AM
Turns out I'm on a trip to Colorado later in June. I've moved up the date.

DYNASTY: World Champions 1999, 2003, 2005 and 2007 on 6/15/2007 12:02:03 AM

Rps (March....) on 6/10/2007 2:19:01 AM
Quit bragging.   suka   LOL